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Zeus: Something's not right here Hera: *not looking up from her book* Zeus: No I'm serious something's different around here! Hera: *mumbling* i swear to kronos i do not want to deal with this Zeus: I know what it is!!! Hera: Ugh FINE, what is it? Zeus: We haven't been online in years!!! Hera: Zeus: :D Hera: I bet Persephone doesn't have conversations like these

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Hera: Didn’t anyone teach you to say please and thank you?!

Hephaestus: Please shut the fuck up

Hera:

Hephaestus: Thank you

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you know what

i am a drunken fool and i wanna be better at my account

i love having this account and all the people that follow it. it honestly makes my whole day every time i open it up and see that people like the posts or reblog them! you guys are the best part of this account and i’m really happy to have it!

i haven’t been posting as much cause i’m finishing up my undergrad degree and that’s been taking up most of my time but i wanna let y’all know that i appreciate you! (i’m almost done with it rn)

sorry for the rant but it felt necessary

I LOVE YALL 🤍🤍

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Persephone: I have a new hoodie

Hades: We have a new hoodie!!

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Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?

Athena: What do you mean?

Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while

Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months

Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone

Ares: *nodding gravely* i know

Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!

Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting

Apollo: NOO SHES GONE

Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD

Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child

Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father

Zeus: Hey! I heard that!

pointless arguing continues

somewhere in the middle of the woods

Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*

One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?

Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope

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Hermes: Come here i wanna show you something

Hermes: *turns around and walks away*

Apollo: nice

Hermes: That’s not it, but thanks ;)

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Oh my gosh I love this!! Thank you so much for the tag!

Patron Goddess: Aphrodite

Patron God: Poseidon

Civilisation: Minoan Crete

King/Queen: Hatshesput

Mythical Character: Helen (she did nothing wrong)

Myth: Fionn Mac Cumhaill (dudes whole life is crazy awesome)

Ancient Site: Pompeii

Artefact: Nike Winged Victory (shits cool)

Ancient Book: The Iliad (it started my love of ancient favs)

Mythical Creature: Selkies

i do apologize that this took me forever but i couldn’t make up my mind on a few things!

oooookay i’m gonna tag: @godsofhumanity @incorrectnorse-quotes @greek-myth-bullshit @greekschist and whoever else wants to!

Ancient Favourites: Let’s make a thread

Answer these then tag some of your favourite pages, if you’re tagged carry this on. Let’s goooo

Patron goddess: Athena

Patron god: Osiris

Civilisation: Mayans

King/queen: Hatshepsut

Mythical character: Dido

Myth: Abduction of Persephone

Ancient site: The Erechtheion

Artefact: Sculpture of Aphrodite of Knidos

Ancient Book: Suetonius’ ‘The twelve Caesars’

Mythical creature: The Phoenix

@sewersapphic @anxiousnerdwritings @greek-memes @loreolympus @ancient-myth-daily @shrylia @pink-cinnamon-roll @moreolympus

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Ares: You’re so short, what can you even see from down there?

Persephone: Your IQ

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Athena: Could you be more annoying?!

Poseidon: *death glare*

Poseidon:

Poseidon: Yes

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Ooh fun! I love this idea!!

so being the agent of chaos that i am i put all my music on spotify on shuffle (i have many playlists that are for different moods and i wanted to capture every part of my music taste)

Im a wee bit nervous cause my music is all over the place, but im ready!!

1. Take Me or Leave Me - Rent 

2. All You Wanna Do - Six (i do be nervous that the first two songs are from musicals...)

3. Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey

4. Sucker for Pain - Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, Imagine Dragons, X Ambassadors, Logic, Ty Dolla $ign

5. Play with Fire - Sam Tinnesz, Yacht Money

6. Talk Too Much - COIN

7. Tiny Dancer - Elton John

8. Raging Fire - Phillip Phillips

9. Gangsta - Kehlani

10. Line Without a Hook - Ricky Montgomery

i feel like i just exposed a little, but that was fun!  Im gonna tag @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @godsofhumanity @its-caesar-bitch and anyone else who wants to!

MUSIC TAG!

Rules: Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and tag 10 people. No skipping!

Tagged by @softtcas (technically, because she said anyone who wants to do it can do it lmao)

I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore - Waterparks

Santa Fe - Newsies

Obvious - Dear Evan Hansen (Bonus Track)

Either Way - Roman Banks

Nova Scotia - Magic Man

Edge of Great - Julie and the Phantoms cast

Do My Own Thing - Weekend Giants

Shiksa Goddess - The Last Five Years

Bright - Julie and the Phantoms cast

Good As Hell - Lizzo

I’m gonna tag anyone who is seeing this and wants to take part!

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Loki: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Thor: *exasperated* Not by the law!

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Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!

Aphrodite: With who?!

Apollo: ✨Myself✨

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Poseidon: I did something terrible

Hermes: It’s okay, I’ll get the shovel

Poseidon: Wait, what do you think I did?!

Hermes: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know

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THANK YOU!

Thank you so much for 4000 followers!!! I can’t believe that number even exists in my phone! I just wanna thank you guys for following, I’ve enjoyed having this blog and making these posts!

I started this blog at the beginning of quarantine and I’m so glad that it’s come this far! Thank you for following and I hope you guys like the blog!

Thank you so much!!

- greek-memes

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Apollo: Couldn’t sleep either?

Ares: Yeah, bad thoughts, the usual

Ares: What about you?

Apollo: How the fuck does wind work, like how the fuck? Does it go?

Ares, nodding: Mine was eels

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Hera: Everyone has their demons

Hera: This is mine his name is Zeus

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Nyx: Don’t torture yourself Erebus

Nyx: That’s my job

Erebus: Oh Nyx