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Living in Gotham Be Like

It’s considered a right of passage to encounter a rogue

You carry an N95 gas mask because of Joker Gas and Fear Toxin

You have adopted a cat from Selina Kyle or you know someone who has

You have autographs from every Robin, but not Batman

Everyone and their best friend has a Trophy Batarang, much like how teenagers in the city have a traffic cone in their bedroom.

Your car insurance does not protect you from Two-Face’s goons and their guns, but does protect against Grand Theft Auto

The ER is constantly full of people who are having panic attacks via Fear Toxin. The ER is also full of those with gunshot wounds.

You once had Poison Ivy as a roommate, she’s really nice.

You probably have Commissioner Gordon on speed dial.

Every Night the Bat-Signal can be seen from your apartment window.

You started the rumor that Bruce Wayne houses a Cow in his manor because you saw a farm trailer headed there one day

You love watching and listening to Vikki Vale and Jack Ryder

Batman always attends the annual Pride parade. One year, Joker crashed the parade and kissed him. People went wild over this.

Riddler has his own college scholarship for underprivileged kids

You once knew someone named Alice, and you couldn’t help but ask them if they had met Mad Hatter

You know a man who owes Penguin money. He is not in good health.

Harley Quinn regularly walks her Hyenas around town, and you once petted them. They are (mostly) friendly.

In grade school your class took a tour of Arkham Asylum. It has a nice gift shop where you can buy rogue merch, and the money goes to maintaining the asylum. 

There are rumors that Professor Pyg has a human trafficking ring and that you should never use Uber, because his-goons drive for the company.

Your best friend once got a kiss from Nightwing

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Sorry I was MIA for a while, some wannabe hacker villain spread this weird attempt at a virus over all the phones in Jump City over the holidays. Didn’t make things inaccessible (failure on their part tbh), just made the internet annoying 🙄 anyways I’m back in Gotham soon so weirdly enough, looking forward to that

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Bill, they jumped when your car backfired. I don't think they're ready for your war stories

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*pop*

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everything is a transgender allegory except being transgender which is about being alive

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Saturday mornings are for ✍🏽📝☕️

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Beware the beast

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honestly I feel like there are wilder things living in the walls of this school

i'm doing homework and am bored out of my mind so if anyone has questions or even just wants to chat about life at gotham u or even just being a (part-time) gothamite my ask box is open 👀

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The new lights on Wayne Enterprises have given Gotham a very aesthetic look this morning. It's 9:30am. The weather is so bad today it's making it look like it's 9:30pm already.

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one thing about the gotham rogues is at least they constantly gender me correctly. like, i pass pretty well but it's still impressive how little i get misgendered compared to in just like, Life

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i'm doing homework and am bored out of my mind so if anyone has questions or even just wants to chat about life at gotham u or even just being a (part-time) gothamite my ask box is open 👀

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How the gentle wind,

Beckons through the trees,

As autumn colours fall.

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please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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Gothamites waking up to the loud ass Batmobile racing down the street at 3 am bc the local murder clown thought it would be funny to try something

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If watching “bruce wayne being brucie wayne for - minutes” compilations instead of my homework was graded i’d so have an A+