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I will write stuff like this I just need plot line ideas. Because I want hobie to date like a gender fluid who can’t decided what their aesthetic is and is just cheering them on

omg i just saw ur post about writing non conventional hobie fics with fem readers and had to give an instant follow bc i agree ENTIRELY

it also got me thinking like,,,where are the fics for masc readers??? ik it's hard to find them in fanfiction in general but come on, i think we've all unanimously agreed that hobie's sexuality is probably very fluid, so why am i only seeing hyperfem submissive x readers out there??? not that masc readers can't be submissive, but it's just an oversaturated reader trait at this point

NO FORREAL

I've seen bits and glances of some but like -

Can we get a fic of meeting Hobie in a gay bar? Or meeting him at a Pride Party (Pride already existed during his time).

A lot of them are usually smut because...that's just the fic situation right now in the Hobie tag. But I wish I could see longer ones that explore queer relationships with Hobie too.

ESPECIALLY because of the time he exists in, when Pride could still be a riot, and they were still fighting for many of their basic rights. Back then two men holding hands would be EXTREMELY radical. Going against the gender binary, especially visibly was incredibly dangerous (even moreso than now) too.

I want Hobie and a masc reader, who Hobie helps experiment and express themselves and their masculinity the way they like

I wanna see it. Hobie and his masc partner. A boyfriend that looks super scary but is actually even softer than Hobie is. Or a partner who isn't punk at all and Hobie meets them at the library while checking out anarchist books, and his partner compliments his taste.

Like....the potential. The POTENTIAL.

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1610!Miles x Sneakerhead!Reader

Reader buys her and Miles matching shoes allll the time because she’s obsessed

YOU GOT IT

Its started as a simple way to get close to the cute boy in your advanced sciences class.

Before you two knew it you were costantky buying shoe themed things for each other.

It was almost valentines day, you wanted to ask miles out so bad you just didnt know the right way to do it. While wander the mall you saw a sign

‘XONVERSE COUPLES, MATCHING SHOES FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER BUY YOUR PAIR AND GET THERE FREE!’

You ran to the store and too the matching xonverse section. You grabbed Miles some black shoes that had red laces and a single heart on the tongue of the left shoe and a mens 9 1/2 shoes.. then got your self the red shoes with black laces covered in black hearts. The next day you had a perfect set up, you went to his house, his mom adored you and never could say no to you. You handed him the wrapped box and card ‘With out you, im like sneakers without laces.. pretty useless. So take these shoes that are matching with mine and be my valentine?’ Miles read the card, confusion painted clear on his paint. He unwrapped and opened the box, “Woah! These are so cool! OF COURSE ILL BE YOUR VALENTINE.” He looked at your shoes and put his own new shoes on.

Since then, every birthday, and holiday and anniversary. You get each other matching shoes now. Half your shoes match with your boyfriends

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Hobie x Chubby!reader who can cook :)

OOOOOOOOO YES I LOVE THISSSSSSSSS More requests people, i need to feed yall (remember it doesn't have to be just hobie)

Too Damn Good

CW: hobie moaning over good food.... We have all done that tho

Now Y/n was always on the heavier side and that wasn't your fault, it was the fact that your family motto was never to trust a skinny chef. In your hometown, your father and mother ran an adorable but high-class restaurant, so growing up you learned a lot of things.

When you moved onto the boat with hobie, he showed you his mini kitchen, which was disheveled and coated in dust bunnies.. and not the cute ones from sponge bob. You became an at-home cook, happily making hobie lavish but cheap meals daily. Hobie became late to missions because he was so busy moaning at how good this food was. "Fuckkkkk this food luv... Damn~ its so good."

One day he came home and said "luv....... could you maybe possible....... Make a super large dinner for me, you, Mayday, Miles, Gwen, Pav, Peter, Mj, Miguel, Jess, and Margo?" he said in one breath.

Your heart stopped, you loved cooking for crowds and now the man you are in love with is asking you TO DO YOU FAVORITE THING!! You kiss him a bunch and ran to your iPad to start sketching and meal planning. You wanted to make the desk of the boat look like a picnic and have amazing food for you friends. Luckily summer was around the corner, so all the fresh fruits and veggies, and decor you wanted to make this work were all on sale. Miguel was slightly impressed by how you managed to do it all by yourself, Miles was too busy enjoying the food to care about anything else, pav and Jess were chatting. Peter and gwen were chatting with Hobie about your cooking skills and mayday was sitting with you in the kitchen snacking on mango puree you made for her.

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hiii can u pls do hobie x reader where the reader has acne?? thank youuu :)))

YOU GOT IT!!

TW: Body image issues.

IM BACK BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHESSSSSS SEND ME MORE REQUESTS!!

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You stood staring at your own face in the mirror of the bathroom. You have tried everything! no makeup, activated charcoal, proactive, curelogy, Any off the shelf anti-acne creams. Nothing worked. You felt ashamed that your face looked so bad... You were supposed to be pretty.

You were thankful hobie was out on a mission and couldn't see you like this... You felt like you looked like a monster. You couldn't let people see you out in public...

But when hobie got home..... you didn't say a thing, he always said something that made you feel better, and it worked for a moment... Then hobie talked about this massive concert he was performing in and that he got you a front-row ticket.

You decided to go after all it was crazy how hesitant you were. You had worn a hoodie and kept the hood up to hide your horrible acne...

After the show, hobie looked at you. "Luv why are you covering your face?" he quickly pulled the hood down, "You don't need it up. I could care less if you had warts, acne, pimples, or a face cut from overly photoshopped magazines. You are perfect luv and unique don't try to be like everyone else".

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For the spider-gang (or whomever you choose). What are their morning routines? Who's actually gonna eat breakfast and not shove it in their face or not even at all? I damn well know half roll out of bed and just go about their day lol

You Got it!

Each one is an established relationship

I PROMISE I HAVE NOT FORGOT YALL IM BUSY MOVING TOMORROW AND MONDAY SOON THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST WILL BE OUT

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Miguel-

You and Miguel's morning routine is weird. In your universe, you are a nurse in the evening shift meaning you don't get home til almost 3 am. So when you are going to bed, he is getting up. So you get home, get dressed into pjs, and get into bed: at the same time, Miguel gets up, showers, and kisses you good morning/night. He made breakfast and left it in the microwave for his darling lover who was dead asleep in bed, in his shirt. And Vise Versa, he is coming home from work, you are getting ready to leave, you have dinner together then go.

He wakes up, showers, and puts a bunch of gels in his hair to keep it nice and slicked back. He makes breakfast and puts your work clothes in the laundry room and leaves to the spider society

Miles 1610-

He tries to be quiet... No matter how clumsy he is. It's very adorable to watch him stumble around. only to stop and stare at his lover in bed out of pure wonder. He got up and got ready for classes. Wake up, draw, get out of bed, and shower. (After tucking you back in of course) Get dressed, attempt to do something with his hair, and give up halfway through. Woke you up and let you get ready before heading to classes together, He walks you too your first class of the day

Miles42-

This man refuses to be quiet in the mornings, he is loud and annoying. Every morning he complains that you are taking up way too much of the bed and nearly pushing him out of bed. You knew that was impossible, he was nearly 2x times as strong as you. As much as he complains, he leaves and comes back with your favorite breakfast and Starbucks

Hobie-

This man is a cat. He isnt moving, unless his watch wakes him up or he registers you begging to be let go so you can rush to the bathroom and pee... he is rock solid.. BUT WHEN THE MotherFU- is awake... 2 1/2 hours.... Thats how long he takes to get up and get ready. It takes him TWO AND A HALF HOURS!!! You are convinced at this point the percings are all fake and hobie manual puts them on every morning.

Gwen-

She waits until you are up to get ready, she brushes her hair, eats, brushes her teeth, then plays the drums until you and her go on missions together. She loves helping with your hair.. Kinda convinced she loves your hair more than you

Pavi-

This man will cuddle you all morning, get up, put coconut oil in his hair, and be done. That's it, that's all this dude does. He spends the rest of the morning putting your favorite tea in a travel mug, making you breakfast, and helping you get ready. if you have long hair he'll sit and braid it with flowers and everything for you

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I want to write a mini story on this

Artist miles, musicians gwen and hobie. I think Pav's artsy thing would be crafting/jewelry making/embroidery 🤷

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Could you do headcanons for MGHP with an s/o that has a service dog? And having to deal with ppl being shitty and trying to get the dog’s attention and petting it and stuff?

(Love ur writing!!)

Funky Headcanon time :)

Im going to assume you mean Miles, Gwen, Hobie, And Pavitr. If I'm wrong dm me or send me this again with the right names and I will get it right for you my friend :D

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Backstory: You Have Major Anxiety (Causing You To Often Have Panic Attacks Out Of Nowhere) And You Have Autism And Need Deep Compression Therapy. You have a husky service dog to help you and if it gets bad. Your dog is fully trained, But some people just can't listen or respect the rules of service animals

Miles:

He tries to first explain to them that what they are doing is dangerous to you. One Karen couldn't get it through her head and kept telling you to let her son pet the dog. Miles gently stopped the boy and explained to the boy that when a dog has a vest on like that to not disrupt it. He didn't get mad when the boy asked why he just explained "You know when Spiderman has his mask on and he is protecting us?" the kid nods. Miles smiles "When a doggy has a vest like that, it's like that person's personal spider man and needs to help them." The little boy makes an 'OOH' noise and then asked "And the puppy beats up villains?" Miles chuckles "Kind of, they have villains on the inside and the puppy stops the villains from hurting them." the little boy nods "So I should not pet doggies in vests because they need to be like Spiderman" Miles nods "Yeah you got it little man" the Boy went to his mom "We no Pet Spider Puppies!" he cheered sweetly

Hobie:

He was not as gentle When the kid tried to pet your husky. he simply picked up the child "OI, Don't touch the dog mate" he set the child down. When the child started screaming and its mother ran over screaming at you for 'Being such an entitled little bitch for not letting a little kid pet a dog.' Hobie starts arguing with the women. You start panicking, You lay down and tap the top of your chest rapidly and say "Pressure" to tell your service dog what was happening, it immediately laid on your chest grounding you. He points to you and said "that's why your kid can't pet the mutt If it was getting pets from your grubby tike it would have maybe caused her to have a full-blown fuckin' panic attack" The Karen storms off her son

Gwen:

She picked up the child "Hey little man, let's not pet the puppy okay?" The boy pouts "But my mommy said I could!" gwen hums "Does your mommy own the puppy?" he paused "Well nooo, BUT I WANNA PET IT" He yelled. Gwen looked at him "But you could hurt someone or yourself, And we don't want that right?" He shook his head no. "What if next time you wanna pet a puppy, you ask the person walking the puppy so we make sure everyone stays safe" The boy nods and runs off. Soon he came back with his mom, and she seemed pissed "DID YOU SAY MY DOG COULDNT PET THE DOG?" Gwen stood up handing you her ice cream cone. "Yes, I did. It's a service dog, It's not meant to be played with" She crossed her arm at the Karen. The Karen started whistling and snapping her fingers trying to get the dog's attention. Luckily the dog wasn't working that second and was more focused on her pup cup. Gwen started whistling and snapping in the karens face "You don't like that, do you? Then don't do it to that dog." The Karen storms off pissed off.

Pavitr:

He was so sweet about it, *Sob* He told the boy about how when a puppy is working it's like a police officer. He asked the boy if would he want to distract a police officer, and the boy shook his head, no, Pavi smiles at him "Then don't distract a puppy in a vest. Think of it this way, if you see something in a vest like that don't distract it" The boy nods and when his mom came to yell at him, Pavi smiles "You can communicate your feelings like a normal being without screaming at someone. So you can calm down and talk to us normally or this conversation is over" When she didn't calm down Pavitr just took you and the husky and walked away not fighting people today

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When They are sick

This Is a Stupid one-off drabble to feed yall because pt 1 for the next multi-part hobie story is killing me

CW: Talk about throwing up, Some characters might be a little ooc

(please send requests of more people! I LOVE HOBIE JUST LIKE YALL BUT LIKE CHANGE IT UP FOR ME)

Miguel:

When He Is Sick:

He refuses and refuses until he ends up passing. You happily sit beside him, washing off his forehead with a cloth as he rests. At first, he thought he had died because the lights above him were all the way up and someone was aiding him. It took him a while but he finally groaned out "Lyla dim the lights, they are killing my eyes" She was quick to dim the lights. It took a week to heal him from his stubbornness. He had refused to take medication until day 5 of being sick

When You Are Sick:

Like him, you were stubborn and pushed through, every day you felt worse and wanted to stay home, but the missions were nonstop. You walked to Miguel's office-like space to ask for a break... You got 2 steps into his office before your body nearly hit the floor, he used his webs to catch you. once he had you in his arms, he whispered to you "Mi querida, What happened?" he felt your face and burning-up forehead. Under Miguel's care, you got better in about two days

Hobie:

When He is Sick:

He becomes a baby, whining and begging for help. He doesn't handle being sick very well. He tries to thank you for taking care of him but ends up throwing up in the trash. He laid in bed, with his top off and in pj shorts, whining about how hot the bed is. You try your best to keep him comfortable. But in his whines, he begs for cuddles and kisses. You obey and don't think much of it as you nurse him back to health

When You Are Sick:

Well, Shit, That little kiss knocked you out the next week. (UNLIKE YOUR PUNK BOYFRIEND YOU WEREN'T A LITTLE BIT-) You pushed and went on mission after mission. By the time you made it home, you had a pounding on your head unable to think in peace. You get your suit off and rush to the bathroom, heaving and puking into the toilet. Hobie heard a noise and came rushing to you, quickly pulling back your hair so you didn't puke on it. He took care of you, he helped you clean up, he feed you soup and put you in your pjs.

Pavitr:

When He is Sick:

He tried to push through it but he struggled, He made it to hq before puking, Everyone was worried and tried to help him out. He said he was fine and tried to go on a mission. He managed about one mission before the sick makes him find you and asks him if you have any sickness medication, you quickly make him some tea, then give him medication. He pretty much was fine, he just needed help getting access to such materials to help him get better

When You Are Sick:

This man does not panic when he sees you sick, He lays you down with ice packs and makes you some tea. He does anything and everything to make you better

Gwen:

When She is Sick:

She cant lie for shit, she knows it. she came to you clutching her stomach whining about being nauseous. You do your best, but keeping her sitting longer than two minutes was so hard. You ended up telling her that is she didn't sit still, you would take her watch and hide it away from her

When You Are Sick:

She does everything to make you comfortable, she lets you wear any of her clothes. she was making sure you were staying in bed. She was so stressed something would go wrong. You went to get up and get a drink, she said no and pushed you on to the bed then go the drink for you. She was trying her best to keep you resting

Miles:

When He is Sick:

This man stayed in his dorm and drew you in his sketchbook over and over again. He took decent care of himself, but when his mom called he became a little mama's boy just for some pasta fazool. He called you afterward and let you know he wasn't feeling well and that he was in his dorm relaxing. You showed up and cuddled up to him because you claim that cuddles make people feel better

When You Are Sick:

He brings you over and he takes care of it for you. He plays music to help you rest, he will tell you spider man stories till you fall asleep, and he will just let you lay in his bed and sleep. He is so gentle and sweet.

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Could you right some headcanons about Hobie x a reader whose sensitive to loud sounds? Hobie is naturally loud by nature lol

“MY LITTLE MOUSE”

He was loud when you first met and thought your flinch was at a new person being around you

You didn’t tell him the truth he looked so happy when he was loud

Pavitr let it slip that you were sensitive to loud noises and people one day when everyone wanted to go to a rock concert

Hobie is soft spoken to you, he does his best to keep it that way (Doesn’t always work especially when he is excited)

He has punched people who made fun of you for the sensitivity of noise

He starts calling you mouse because of your soft spoken behavior and sensitivity

He invites you to concerts and has you sit in the band room where you can’t hear the stage, If they are still loud, he leaves headphones in his bag. Its just enough so you can hear them playing but you can’t hear the screaming pile of people

Hobie was happy to participate in home body or super late dates so your ears don’t hurt.

The amount of times this man will cover your ears when he yells at someone. He doesn’t want to hurt you at all

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NEW BATHING SUIT

Got this idea because I’m going to the beach today! :D anyways enjoy small Drabble.

Mainly focused on Gwen and hobie being the love intrest for you.

Fem reader

I Made this in25 minutes so it kinda sucks. Sorry, better stuff coming out later and tomorrow I promise.

Hobie didn’t think much when you invited everyone to the beach with you. The car ride was loud and annoying because you and and Gwen were singing. (Really Gwen was annoying, Hobie didn’t mind you singing)

When you got there everyone had to grab stuff from the trunk except you. Why? You drove 5 five people 4 hours away from home.

Miles looked at the sky “um it’s cloudy…” he said matter of fact-Ly, you laugh and grab your speaker from the beach bag Gwen was carrying. You laugh and cheer “PERFECT!” You exclaim everyone could see how over joyed you are.

The beach was almost empty. Everyone was so happy. Gwen asked looked at you confused “where do we go to get ch-?” She asked as you took your shirt and shorts off. You had a cute two piece, sports bra like top that was colorful, and purple bottoms with a little pink heart on the hip.

Everyone was staring at you, you just laugh “someone that’s not hobie come play volleyball ball with me.” You joke running of. Everyone was still in shock over that beautiful bathing suit. Pavi was the first to run to play, miles was on his team. Hobie was referee… that can’t go wrong 😑. Gwen was with you on the girls team. Gwen kept finding reasons to bump into you.

It was a great day everyone had plenty of fun before swimming, Gwen had carried you around in the water laughing at your hair floating weirdly in the water. You were so happy to hang out here, the clouds faded and suddenly there was a lot of people. The team got up and left to go get ice cream. A playful argument broke out about the best ice cream. Hobie was just enjoying the drama. There was a stop at the arcade before going home. Everyone was getting you their ticket cards, they wanted to get you something but didn’t know what.

You were smart and bought a portable car karaoke machine. It was a fun ride home, you got tired half way home but pushed through because the only person still awake was the British man.

“AINT no british O’ mate tea und cr’mpets fucker driving” you mock his accent. He laughed it off. Gwen was dead asleep in the back almost drooling.

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Tysmmmm for writing the Hobie x fem Reader with dog that made my whole day I swear 😊😊 I really enjoyed the story and I’m also sorry to hear about your fainting problems I hope you an awesome rest of your summer! 😁

OF COURSE! im going to the beach tomorrow to sunday!!! GET MY TAN ON! no worried about requests I'm writing a bunch tonight and getting them up to release over the weekend while i font have my laptop.

There is a big request coming up that is gonna be multiple parts :D

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Could you write Hobie x dem Reader who has a small dog and she treats it like its her son 🥹 like let’s say the dog tries getting hobies attention and Hobie just ignores the dog and then reader forces Hobie to show love to the dog. I just think that’s so cute. Feel free to ignore and have a great day! ❤️

I love this, and honestly, I feel like hobie is a cat guy, he can tolerate dogs. But I'm gonna change it and use my dog as a reference, I have a 230-pound English mastiff who is my perfect baby and can do no wrong. And I bring him everywhere because he is Service Dog for when I faint. Anyways, let's get on to the story.

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You weren't a superhero, you worked a 12-hour shift at the shitty grocery store on the corner of West and Fifth. You had a large dog that it your prized possession, he was trained to help you with your periodical blackout you would have.

During dates with this handsome, tall dude you were crushing on. you didn't mention the blackouts. You didn't want to scare him away. One day without thinking after a nice ice cream date you asked hobie to come over to watch a movie or spend the night. Hobie didn't refuse.

When you got home, the large beast was waiting at the door with his basketball in his mouth. the second you and hobie got past the threshold of the door, the house lion barked at hobie. "Is that a dog or a horse?" he said a bit rudely. You didn't hear the tone. "it's my titan, my lovely boy" you kissed the dog's head. "Dont worry, he won't hurt you, he is just a big baby." You walk to the couch. Hobie scoffs "That's a baby? Jeez" he sat on the couch.

"You make friends with Titan while I get into pjs" You walk into your room. The dog gets on the couch and sits there. Hobie looked at the monster you called a pet. Titan moved a bit and put his head in hobies lap accidently leaving slobber on hobies pants. Hobie glared at the dog "You are a lucky bastard,, you hear me? I love your mother and the only reason I don't fight you is that you are probably twice my weight" he said petting the dog's head softly.

Hobie may tolerate this dog because the smile you had when you saw him petting this beast made him happy. "AWW Look at my boys getting along!!!" you took a picture. and moved the dog, so then you were laying on hobie and Titan was laying on you

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How about a little blurb about the reader spacing out all the time and Hobie knows how to ground her with little taps and clicks of his tongue and stuff? And maybe they could be hanging out and she just stares through him because she spaced and he’s just like (tap tap on her arm) “hey luv, kinda lost you there, so as I was saying”

Anon, i love this. Sorry for the shortness

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You and hobie have been together for a few months now, it was so fun to hang out with hobie. Normally you could focus and listen easily... Normally you could.

but today everything was on your mind, it was crazy. You couldn't calm your brain no matter what you did and you didn't want to seem rude so you really tried to listen to hobies ranting about his band as the two of you walk along the London pier.

For hours you forced yourself to be focused, but the relentless chatter in your brain and all noise of the pier around you, it was all just bothersome. So while hobie was eating a corndog and you were supposed to be eating your taco fries, your mind, and your soul took a smoke break and left, leaving you staring at the London channel nearby. You couldn't help it.

After a bit, hobie tapped your arm. "Luv, you alright? is it too much here? we could head back and just relax at your place" After a moment you finally come back to your senses and nod. Once home hobie continued his ramble while cuddling you so then you were 'grounded and focused' is what he said. You are pretty sure he just wanted an excuse to cuddle

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Could you do something beauty and the beast themed?? I think it would be soooooo cute!!!! HOBIE X FEM READER!! AWWWW

ANON I LOVE YOU! SONG FIC TIME!!! Song: Something there From Live action Beauty and the Beast Now reader if we get this post to 20 notes, I will make a real beauty and beast AU,

(I mean Cmon being trapped in a castle with hobie ;] /hj)

Blue text means it's you Red text means hobie Purple is everyone else

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"Yn and hobie, you two are working on mission report paperwork," Miguel said handing over a bunch of files. About an hour into this endeavor, you start to get a little hungry. Hobie gets up and said "OI! What do you want from the cafeteria?" you paused, it wasn't like hobie to think about other people "Um coffee and A blueberry scone," you said softly. Hobie walked off not even asking how you wanted your coffee. "There's something sweet and almost kind" you mutter as you look back at the paperwork, getting distracted and thinking of all the times hobie got in fights with people and was rude to them (But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined)

Hobie walked back with the coffee. "um here, I got it how you like it" he sat next to her handing over the warm scone as well. You giggle "Thank you, hobie" he looked away embarrassed it seems like (And now he's dear and so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before) you thought as you work with him

hobie kept looking at you through the corner of his eyes (She glanced this way, I thought I saw) him and you went to go grab the pen on the table, you laugh and snatched it "Mine first" hobie couldn't help but chuckle (And when we touched she didn't shudder at my 'paw' ) he though being almost flustered. (No, it can't be, I'll just ignore...But then she's never looked at me that way before)

after a few more hours you shifted a little closer (New and a bit alarming Who'd have ever thought that this could be) you look over at him inspecting him carefully, his piercings, toned body, and impeccable style. (True that he's no Prince Charming. But there's something in him that I simply didn't see) you thought as he got up to go refill your cup of coffee

Gwen, Miles, Peter B, Jess, and pavi all peaking their heads in an hour later to see you leaning on hobies side as you two did paperwork. They had been trying to push you two together all month "Well, who'd have thought?" Gwen said. Peter hummed, "Well, bless my soul" Jess laughed a bit "Well, who'd have known", pavi nodded in agreement "Well, who indeed" Miles laughed holding up the betting chart "And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?"

Gwen laughed at you cutesy style next to hobies punk "It's so peculiar" Jess nods then spoke "We'll wait and see A few days more" Then look at the two as hobie shifted his arm to pull you closer "There may be something there that wasn't there before"

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Hobie SFW Alphabet

This is going to be based on the version of hobie I use in my stories

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) In public: He throws his arm over you, grabs your hand, or just sits close enough that your legs touch In Private: The man becomes a lapdog, unless you are working or showering, he is attached to your hip. You have multiple videos of him sleepy, being grumpy because you need to get up from the couch to go pee

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) He was just drawn to you, you became friends quickly and there was a lot of dancing around feelings

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) This man has two cuddle settings and unless you ask for otherwise that's it. He will either lay down on top of you and snuggle his head into your stomach and stay there or he will pick you up and hold you to his chest

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) He doesn't want to settle down because that's too much consistency, he is decent at cooking, but cleaning he is perfection due to his height it helps gets a bunch of dust on top of shelves

E = Ending��(If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) He would try to explain and be nice and peaceful with it

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) He doesn't want to be married, but sometimes he likes to imagine how pretty you'd be in a dress like that

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Physically sometimes he forgets just how strong he is and when you guys rough house, he plays a little too rough. Emotionally he is great

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) He loves hugs, again when home he is a cat. but around people, he hugs you sparingly. He doesn't want people to think he is going soft

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) When he asked you out for the first time it was one of things out of his mouth.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) This dude gets jealous, and fast. Especially when guys he doesn't are touching on you. He once got jealous because Miguel handed you some candy for your birthday. He bites his tongue because he doesn't want to upset you though

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) Hobie is a kissing addict when you are not around people, every two seconds there is a kiss somewhere. He loves to be kissed anywhere, but his lips, or the palms of his hands. He'll kiss you anywhere, but often it's the top of your head, your knuckles, or your stomach

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) He is great with children, he isn't sure how but mayday is in love with having playdates with you and 'UNCLE PUNK' (he may have cried the first time he heard that)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) He won't let you leave bed unless you gotta go pee. His arms hold you tight and doesn't like getting up.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) He does face care with you and always makes sure you are comfy.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) If you weren't a spider person, once you two were serious, he would lay everything out on the table. He didn't want you to be hurt due to him not telling you

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) Other people: He gets easy fast but normally can hide it You: He can't get angry at you if he comes home frustrated he always makes sure he calms down before talking to you so he doesn't accidentally snap at you

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) You are this man's whole world, He remembers almost everything, now some things will slip away but he remembers the important shit, like birthday, Starbucks order, fav animal, and stuff like that

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) Definitely the first time you slept over, Seeing you cuddled into his bed, with his hoodie covering you

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Oh Hell, he is protective, like super protective. When you are out on dates and you look super cute, he looks like the world's scariest human watchdog

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) 1000% He once accidentally snapped at pavi because pavi told him to relax and that you would love the flowers even if they were the wrong color

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) he forgets to do the chores you spilt like the dishes sometimes. he doesn't mean to he swears

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) He does not care, he will only try and be dressed up when you ask, like meeting your parents

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) If he is on a mission without you, he will speedrun the mission, because he just feels lonely without his angel of music around

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) He calls you any nickname in his head and you swear he has never called you something two times in a row.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) He hates when you think lowly of yourself or when people disrespect you

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?) He can't sleep in quiet, so if you listen to music to sleep he is happy if you can't sleep with the noise he uses his earbuds

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WAIT CUTE IDEA hobie could be talking to pav and the topic of reader comes up, Hobie starts ranting about how cool she is (all fluff and stuff) and reader comes up walking totally oblivious and pav says “speak of the devil” and she’s worried he was taking sour of her but pav reassured her it was all good things while Hobie is just kinda baffled by her beauty until he snaps out of it and covers pavs mouth so he doesn’t spoil his big fat crush on her

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

This is a hobie X Fem Reader.

CW: Pav missing social cues and almost spilling the beans to YN

Im sorry if I spelled pavitrs GFs name wrong. My autocorrect won't let me change it

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Hobie watched the girl he loved do tiktok dances with gwen, watching her laugh and cheer. He watched as she struggled with a fast pace dance, seeing how today she was in the 3-inch, knee-high platform hot pink boots he bought her for her birthday. Her outfit looked adorable, A white top with a panda on it, a black and pink plaid skirt, ripped-up black tights, her boots, with a cute fluffy black purse

Pavitr walked over and looked at hobie confused "Hey Dude! Why are you pink? And why are you staring at Y/n and gwen?" he tilted his head confused. It took a second "OH MY GOD YOU LI-" hobie quickly moved and covered Pavi's mouth as Y/N looked their way.

He huffed, "Stay quiet man. she can't know" He growled at him. Pav cheers "Awwww that's so cute! if you ask her out, we could have a double date with me and Gaytari!" Hobie looked at his Indian friend with a frown. "Bruv cant. She is so much better than me" The punk sighs.

"What makes you think that? he asked sitting next to the tall punk. Hobie looks at Pav like he is offended. "Bruv, Have you seen her?" he sighs a bit "Those gorgeous eyes, and her colorful style, her never-ending kindness, Oh and have you seen the way she takes care of Mayday." he stared at the ceiling, "her voice... just her saying hi makes me all happy, I don't get it. I don't know how she has such a hold on me. Every time she looks at me I fall farther in love." He growls "Im not supposed to be soft or mushy or sweet, But she makes me feel that way. And I hate it and love it at the time Ya know" he looked at Pav, who muttered to him "Speak of the devil"

Y/n walks over, "Good morning, pav I thought you were spending the day with Gaytari." Pav hums "I was until I got talking with hobie about his crush" hobie quickly hit his arm "-INg new song!" She could tell Pav was lying "That was great, really good show stopper now the truth"

Hobie was quick to make a cover "Truth is umm, Pav was trying to rally people together to go to that ice cream place you always talk about" He sighs calming down when she bought that lie. "Oh COOL ILL GO ASK GWEN AND MILES" The second she walked off hobie turned red "YOU ALMOST TOLD HER" Pav ran away at the dark voice and hobie chased him

Bonus:

Hobie and the squad sat at your favorite ice cream parlor happily nomming down on the ice cream. Y/n had picked a flavor for everyone, "Mm! Hobie try this" She held her cone near his lips, And at his actions, she gasps. "HE BIT MY ICE CREAM! ARE YOU CRAZY?!" she moved gwen in between them, all of them joking around as hobie watched her joke and thought (I am crazy.... Crazy in love with you)

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you’re comfortable writing it, you could have reader have adhd and that means she forgets things a lot, lots of things being necessary things like eating and putting on her glasses/ contacts, you could have her forget to eat one day and since hobie is busy he can’t check her vitals until he pays her an impromptu visit and sees that she’s super tired and sluggish and he realizes she hasn’t been eating (you could totally take this any route you want I just think it would be cute if he sets himself an alarm to check her vitals just incase)

Her Condition After Week-Long Mission

Im changing up the plot a little because I can /hj

CW: Hobie being sappy, ACCURATE Potrail of ADHD (I have ADHD, so these are sorta based on real events).

Little quip: does anyone else go to use words, but they are so often used in a sexual manner that you gotta rephrase so you don't sound nasty?

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Hobie knew of Y/N's Neurodivergentcy habits and made a pact with himself to not step in unless absolutely necessary. So the longer they were together, he always knew what needed to be stocked in the house at all times, and more ways to help during sensory overload.

This punk constantly checked on them, if he had the day off and they were hyper-focused on something, he'd keep all 3 different drinks at their respective temperatures and make sure they at least snack on something throughout working.

Then Miguel called him and told him he'd be gone on a mission for a week. Hobie knew it was important, so he tried to make sure they had everything in the apartment to be okay... with a kiss he left.

Day 1: Everything was normal, they woke up early, took a quick shower, started work, and worked all night, only breaking to go to the bathroom. They were so focused on work they had forgotten to eat something, and the light tinge from not eating they wrote off as 'Just missing Hobie"

Day 2: They felt a bit more drowsy than normal, but they made some eggs, ate half, and got distracted by the mountain of dishes, the dishes reminded them of the laundry, and doing the laundry reminded them to shower. And so by the time they remembered to sit down and work it was about....11:54pm Day 3: They had slept at their desk on accident so now, they were tired, in pain, and stressed because the boss moved the project date sooner. they only moved to go to the coffee pot and bathroom all day.

Day 4: They were knocked out in bed exhausted, they knew they had to keep working but they get so stressed out thinking about it. So at 8:30pm they grabbed hobies hoodie and sat on the floor curled up having mental paralysis because of the stress,

Day 5: The burnout started the fading hope of actually getting the work done. it came to the realization that for the past 2 days, they hadn't really eaten much.... sure they had snacked on some loose snacks and had a bunch of coffee, but no real full meals. They tried to shower to help calm the cricks in their back and how ill they were feeling

Day 6: They were back at work again pushing through, ignoring the stomach pain, and the headache. They had woken up and just felt like they were on the verge of a breakdown. Everything was too much right now, they just wanted their comfort human, comfort blanket, and comfort food all in the same place. They were so overloaded sensory wise, they couldn't speak on the company Zoom calls, they were using the chat, and even that felt like too much

Day 7: It was the day hobie came home... it was the day they had off from work. They drifted around like a zombie. They managed to eat a bowl of cereal in between waking up and taking a nap. After that nap, they just sat on the bed completely zoned out... after what felt like maybe 5 minutes, the clouds were gray and hobie was stepping through his portal.

When hobie saw they zoned out, all the coffee mugs towering on the desk and how pale they were. he knew immediately what happened. He quickly got out of all his spider gear, and he made sure to be careful as he moved them to lie down. He kissed their forehead... "Oh, my angel of music... it's okay, just rest. Tomorrow and Tuesday call in sick and I won't take any mission and we can just spend the next two days getting back into our routine, does that sound good?"

They meekly nod as they finally put themselves under the covers of the bed. "Im sorry, it was so much, the boss moved the project date up sooner. I really tried hobie. I mean it I really tried" they sniffle. hobie hugged them tightly and nods "I know angel, and I'm proud you tried, now rest."

BONUS: The next day in the evening

"Hobie..... thank you for everything," Y/N said cuddled into his chest, wrapped in their favorite blanket, eating their comfort food, watching their comfort movie. Hobie just hums "So explain to me again why you like this movie so much??"