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How in the World Can You Hide a Rhinoceros?
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There isn't really any theme to this blog. I just post stuff. Stuff that is likely to show up: different RPG fandoms, things that make me laugh, and things I think are cute. Stuff that gets on here occasionally: my own writing and complaints about CS and life and stuff.
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langxue · 4 days ago
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langxue · 5 days ago
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langxue · 11 days ago
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why she so cuteee
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langxue · 12 days ago
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Rook doesn’t release the elven gods
When Rook pushes the statues over it distracts Solas, but he then goes right on with the ritual and nothing bad happens
Do you know what actually disrupts the ritual and releases the gods?
Stabbing Varric with the ritual focus. You know, the one that’s very sensitive to being bled on
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langxue · 18 days ago
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langxue · 19 days ago
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i followed a sewing pattern that didn't have any irl finished pics of it, and the whole time i was like 'yknow this doesn't seem like it'll work very well, but i'm the novice so i guess i should follow the pattern' and well.
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langxue · 19 days ago
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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
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langxue · 20 days ago
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solving that very mysterious case of the missing fish...
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langxue · 20 days ago
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my friend and I were arguing over this today so please tell me
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langxue · 23 days ago
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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
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langxue · 27 days ago
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Dragon Age: The Veilguard scenery - Treviso, Antiva
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langxue · 27 days ago
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"why are the lords of fortune ethical treasure hunters wtfffff"
do
do we not remember
what happened
when isabela, admiral of the lords of fortune
stole an important cultural artifact
from the qunari
do we not remember the arishok fight
do we not remember why we had the arishok fight
isabela doesn't run the lords of fortune the way she does because she loves Ethical Piracy
isabela runs the lords the way she does because the last time she stole something important, kirkwall happened
having appraisers from a bunch of different cultures absolutely makes sense, and grabbing a finders fee for getting stuff back to its respective place is pretty reasonable (labour should be compensated)
like...it IS ethical piracy, but the root of it was never "oh maybe we should do better," it was always "hello my name is isabela and i would like to not get bodied by the entire qunari population a second time"
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langxue · 28 days ago
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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langxue · 29 days ago
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I just love them
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langxue · 1 month ago
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langxue · 1 month ago
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had to get these out of my system...
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langxue · 1 month ago
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He had 1 job
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