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Im not done with chapter one yet, but im writing a fic using this lovely person's AU! Only reblogging now so i can find the post again easy haha.
Another the Stanley parable au:
What if Narrator was a fae? Think about it, a little.
Narrator is not human, he says so. And fae are not known to be the nicest of beings.
He calls Stanley, stanley the entire time. What if the parable is his domain that stanley walked uninvited into and broke the fae and hospitality rules?
Stanley in this does not know what fae are at all, you aren't supposed to give the fae your true name or they own you, even if it's just your first name. Narrator is under orders by his king and queen to get answers from stanley about how he got in the fae realms when all entrances where locked tight.
Over time, Narrator is convinced that this mortal just had the worst luck and found it on accident. He grows fonder so he hides his true name in the fern (Thus explains why it's so important to the story), however Stanley either ignores the paper or ignores the fern, or ignores the name on the paper depends.
Timekeeper is going to be a fae hunter (don't know the correct name sorry), he wants to kill/erase/destroy/capture Narrator who is a extremely powerful fae because doing so will get him promoted, so he tries through Stanley.
Edit:
Okay, after some research.... Technically with the fern thing I mentioned:
That is a marriage proposal!!!!
Now, info:
The head fae want to know how this mortal human got through the barrier, put up to keep human and non fae species out for whatever reason you can think of, so send there strongest warrior to find out.
Narrator feels a connection to Stanley but it's not that strong for reasons, like instant liking. Now, fae have mates and can sense their mates if the other side is fae.
Important info:
Curator and Narrator are technically not siblings in this, Mariella and Stanley are siblings (you chose who's older)
[Does anyone else get reminded of the labyrinth (movie) when they think of the parable]
(Can anyone guess why Stanley got through the barrier? Hint: it wasn't a hole or weaken barrier. It was something about Stanley.
Whoever does so gets Narrators' true name!!)
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Don't forget 💀
i express emotion through 👎 and 👍 anything more complex is not worth my time
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I love the scene in hannibal where will notices the moose statue and then hannibal comes up to smell him. Like boi he was already suspicious 😭
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Not even gonna lie, David Tennant's beard looks so soft and well kept. I want to rub my cheek against it like a cat, not even in a sexual way.
#crowley#good omens#ineffable art#ineffable fandom#ineffable may#doctor who#tenth doctor#fourteenth doctor
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Iv'e got some fics in progress already, but is a hastur and ligur buddy cop spin off style comedy fic a good idea?
#good omemes#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#ineffable art#ineffable fandom#ineffable may#hastur good omens#fanfiction#Ao3#ao3 author#good omens fanwork
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Zira has a fandom tumblr, Crowley has a chaotic shitpost tumblr, and neither knows that the other is aware of tumblr.
#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#good omens#ineffable art#ineffable dads#ineffable fandom#ineffable husbands#ineffable may#repost because the tags didnt work :(
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Gabriel: It's a miracle that he hasn't spotted you yet!
Aziraphale:
#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#good omens#ineffable art#ineffable dads#ineffable fandom#ineffable husbands#ineffable may#good omemes
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. THEIR WINGS MAKE A HEART.
#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#good omens#ineffable art#ineffable dads#ineffable fandom#ineffable may#ineffable spouses#ineffable husbands
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Zira has a fandom tumblr, Crowley has a chaotic shitpost tumblr, and neither knows that the other is aware of tumblr.
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"They killed my best friend" BROKE ME.
David tennant ate that scene. I was devastated. And the way he looks at discorporated zira? They are so in love. 😩
#ineffable art#ineffable fandom#ineffable dads#ineffable husbands#good omens#crowly x aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#aziraphale
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Crowly listens to Killer Queen and pretends it's about him when he wants to feel sexy and desirable. He puts it on and makes faces in the mirror before a visit with aziraphale.
#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#ineffable art#ineffable fandom#ineffable spouses#good omens#ineffable may#ineffable dads#ineffable dumbasses
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