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so i'm seeing this post go around quite a bit uncritically with links to straight up donate to ukrainian neo-nazi groups so i'll break it down, here's the post you'll probably see:

here's the contents of one link, calling themselves "freikorps" and using what looks to be an azov battalion insignia as an avatar:

and here's what the azov battalion is if you don't know:

now here's another link this time with with a pic of ppl flying a right sector flag:

if you dont know what right sector is:

so please don't donate to this shit, the situation isn't just some simple little good guy vs big bad guy thing, if you see someone sharing that post, try sharing this with them bcus they probably don't know

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Happy birthday, GoblinChatter!

Drew a favourite and likely very important NPC from our campaign that he runs, Dunelle! She's a dwarven blacksmith. 🔨♥

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"Listen, if you don't like our condescending tree, you're really not going to like our antisocial fish."

The cleric to an irate halfling

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official Player's Handbook(tm): Dragonborn have no tails. Tieflings have normal human skin colors, but also red.

everyone who plays d&d:

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Nichijou — Melon Bread

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It never ceases to amuse me that the entire collective player base of 5e cracked open their handbook, looked at the dragonborn statblock, then immediately started making blue and green and white dragon people with fat fuckin' alligator tails, then also collectively said "No, this is better" when people started pointing out that dragonborn aren't big anthro dragons and mostly don't have tails.

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This is a face that says “I don’t really get what all this is about, but I guess I don’t need to if it makes you happy.” and looking at it makes me feel a deep tingling unease because I needed this at some point and this show has helped me realize that.

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I've been thinking about this all week.

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The only way we can help

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How to help Amazônia:

You can donate to SOS Amazônia which is one among the 100 NGOs selected as “The Largest NGOs in Brazil”.

> > > ( ENGLISH: https://doe.sosamazonia.org.br/en ) < < <

And remember:

- 1 USD is 4,04 reais.

- 1 EUR is 4,47 reais.

If you donate only $2,50 USD (10 reais) you’re helping a lot.

If you donate only $2,30 EUR (10 reais) you’re helping a lot.

About people saying “the minimum value is $10”: Even if you’re not from Brazil you can donate in REAL instead of donating in USD or EUR via Paypal, so… YES, you can donate less than 10 dollars or euros. (Just don’t change the currency to USD or EUR, Paypal converts your dollars/euros to reais.)

Or you can help by signing the petitions too!

https://secure.avaaz.org/campaign/po/apocalipse_na_amazonia_40/?cdGYPob

and

https://www.change.org/p/impedir-o-desmatamento-e-explora%C3%A7%C3%A3o-da-amaz%C3%B4nia

It won’t take much of your time!

Translation:

Stop killing the Amazon!

To members of the Brazilian Congress, the government of Jair Bolsonaro and world leaders:

As citizens around the world, we were horrified to see the rapid increase in the destruction of the Amazon rainforest in recent months. The fate of humanity is directly connected with the fate of the Amazon, and we ask that you do everything you can to protect the forest, including passing laws to protect public forests and ending illegal deforestation, and even increasing international pressure to prevent further destruction of the Amazon.

Please. Boost if possible, this is REALLY important.

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“Having our former DM playing with us is like when you finally overpower your dad.”

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“The smartest thing I’ve done so far is un-pop my collar.”

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Secretly??

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“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

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Avatar of a snake god

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This is a perfect summary of my Kingdom Hearts experience.