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I can’t believe it’s 2024 and I’m back on my marauders bullshit 😳 it’s not even good old classic marauders…it’s spesifically the marauders hunger games AU that’s longer than the fucking Bible 😭 send help

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sirius "mentally im a slut but physically im scared of intimacy" black and regulus "im scared of intimacy both physically and mentally don't fucking touch me" black

black brothers;

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Evan: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Barty:

Barty: I like you.

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french terms of endearment, featuring: jegulus

okay, so, i've been seeing a lot of posts talking about regulus speaking in french and making james go crazy but i absolutely adore the soft side of it. for example, different nicknames reg would use:

ensoleillement (sunshine) (edited from soiling 😭 thx for telling me 😭😭)

mon cœur (my heart)

petit chouchou (little cabage - which, yes, sounds a little bit weird but it's just the equivalent of sweetheart)

bébé (baby)

mon amour (my love)

and then, one time, everybody's hanging out together in the common room and remus, who's trying to learn french for sirius, asks regulus how to say my dear/darling in french. regulus replies a little too loudly with 'mon cheri' - so james absentmindedly says 'yes, love?'. cue sirius sticking his head out of the door with an 'i beg your fucking pardon-'

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hallow is hollow

all my crimson rivers fanart so far! i gave james back his glasses. fic is ‘crimson rivers’ by bizarrestars on ao3

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in my endless endeavor to get people to read more wips, here is a list of all the current jegulus fics i'm subscribed to that I would recommend!!

a sense of home by 300sonnets

all I want for Christmas is you by lungsilk

be quiet if I shatter by anagramxmaybe

broken pieces of the night by w1tch3

come down soon by thunderarts

hands full of hierlooms by lavenderforluck

I wanna break these bones 'til they're better by licnhearted

i'll be home for the summer by carniferous

I'll still see it until I die by artiest

i'm high for you by mariguly

is it new years yet? by calamitoustide

l'ephemere by annori

lights out, hearts out by regkitek

lovely bitter water by alarainai

of golden watches and silver boxes by brokewizard

past traces by staringathesun

ritardando by courfee

starfell lodge by residentrookie

the art of getting off by viwrites

you got the antidote by xjustakay

the amaranth hymns by thisliminalspace & inthesquare

godlight by badhairred

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fanart for art heist baby by @otrtbs

my masochistic tendencies made me reread ahb and i haven't been this sad and this inspired in a while so enjoy while it lasts

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Mary showing Regulus Dance Moms and then a day later Regulus has a group meeting where he ranks everyone on a pyramid.

Regulus: before we start. Mary is exempt because she helped me come up with the ranking. So on the bottom, is Barty. You stole all my chocolate frogs and then lied about it.

Barty: but-

Regulus: silent. Next, Peter. I don’t trust you. Next. Sirius. Still haven’t forgave you for leaving me with our parents for a year.

Sirius: but I helped you get out.

Regulus: which is why you aren’t last. Finishing off the bottom row, Marlene. Nothing against you love, just don’t know you that well.

Marlene: I’ll take it.

Regulus: third row. Evan. You are a great friend, but you indulge in Barty too much.

Evan: we’re dating.

Rugulus: I know. It bumped you down a few spots. Next. James.

James: we’re dating??

Regulus: and? You made me upset yesterday… and I didn’t want to be biased. Next is Lily. We’re becoming wonderful friends and you’re dating my best friend. Hurt her and you will no longer be present on this pyramid.

Lily: ha!! Beat you James

James: this is rigged.

Regulus: second Row. Dorcas and then Dora. I couldn’t really decide who was better. You’re both my best girls so.. it’s more so tied.

Evan: barty and I are your best mates as well!!

Regulus: they never steal my food and lie to me. Finally. At the top of the pyramid. Is Remus.

Sirius: HOW???

Regulus: he is silent and lets me lay on him while we read. He also lets me rant to him about my stupid brother even though you’re dating. A bery great guy… i might steal him if you and James keep acting up.

Remus: fine by me.

Sirius: HOLD ON

James: WAIT

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James: *following Sirius's gaze in the middle of Herbology class* What was the assignment again? Yes, of course: watching Remus rolling his sleeves up and getting dirty.

Sirius: *turns red as s beetroot and hurriedly goes back to replanting his biting thistle*

James: *plops himself down beside Sirius in the great hall* Hi! What are you doing?

Sirius: Eating.

James: (whispering) Ah, watching Remus licking off his spoon, I see.

Sirius: *turns red as beetroot* Shut it!

James: You should tell him, you know.

Sirius: Absolutely not.

James: *puts his books down beside Sirius in the library* Hi! What's going on?

Sirius: Studying.

James: (whispering) Oh, watching Remus suck on his quill, got it.

Sirius: *turns red as a beetroot* By Merlin's bloody beard, James!

James: Maybe I should tell him?

Sirius: You wouldn't dare.

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“every magic spell ends when the caster dies”

sirius has always known that. it was one of the first things his tutors told him when he was barely a toddler, and it was mentioned in some hogwarts' classes once or twice.

he sometimes ponders about it, how certain magic wasn't everlasting.

he witnessed it once, in his seventh year. the war had already started, and with each passing day, more and more students got black letters delivered, all of them mentioning some recently deceased relative. it was a third year ravenclaw girl he doesn't quite remember, but who always carried a fairy doll that her uncle enchanted to act like a living one. she always carried it in her pocket and let her out when she was bored or to show it to other students.

the day she got her letter at breakfast, she frantically searched her robes and took out the little doll, and it looked just like that, a doll. no more flapping wings, tiny giggles and fairy dust, just a toy. she burst into tears then, and was inconsolable for months.

it's one of sirius' most vivid memories.

it seemed so bizarre.

he prayed something like that never happened to him, because it would hurt. it would destroy him.

he was only given enchanted things by the people he loved the most, so he would know immediately if any of the different trinkets were to just go dull. the second it happened, he would know he has to face a reality without one the fundamental beings of his very self. it terrified him.

it was one of his biggest fears.

and it happened to him.

it was a thursday afternoon.

they had a rare free day. no fights, no funerals and no war in his and remus' flat, not for that day. james and peter were there too, an 'afternoon with the lads' they called it. they were laying on the living room, sprawled all over, bowie on the record player and cards on the table along with some beers.

he was on the way to the kitchen when he felt his hair falling out of the messy bun he did in the morning.

and, with a little clink, there was a metal star hairpin on the ground.

he knew then.

it was a secret, how he kept that hairpin. well, not a secret per se, but no one knew where it actually came from. only sirius.

no one knew he had the most horrendous time trying to tie his hair when it was long enough to do so. his hair was just as temperamental as him, which meant that they usually didn't get along. he suffered for months until that hairpin was gifted to him.

sirius didn't quite know how it really worked, just that it was charmed to make everything easier. he just had to think about the hairstyle he wanted for the day, and the hairpin would do it, shrinking or getting bigger if it was necessary, securing his hair perfectly and without much fuss.

no one knew that except sirius.

and regulus, who gifted it to him in his third year.

regulus.

his baby brother.

“every magic spell ends when the caster dies”

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the mauraders fandom is just a big group project where we keep going of each other's ideas and making it bigger and bigger while all simultaneously ignoring the teachers instructions cause we hate her

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honestly? i'm back with my marauders phase (it's on and off all the time don't worry), and this is the most hurtful shit. getting back to DEAD POETS SOCIETY doesn't hurt as much as dead gay wizards it's insane. i think we're the ultimate 'allergic to happiness' fandom

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Pre-relationship flirty jegulus where James is just begging Regulus to kiss him, because he knows that he wants to and come on Reggie, just a light peck?

And Regulus who is desperately trying to not give into James’ demands because if he loses the fucking leaf in his mouth again and has to restart the month period, he is going to slam his head into a wall.

Because yes, he figured out their secret, and maybe a little part of him is trying to impress his brother by doing it, but it’s also just a useful thing to be able to do, (and maybe gives him and James an easy way to hang out secretly).

But James is just feeling like Regulus is ignoring him, and because Regulus is trying to keep this all a secret; all James knows is this guy, who is very clearly interested in him. Will. Not. Kiss. Him.

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the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

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Fanart by @industrations

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Quick sketch for Halloween ~ Sirius and Regulus as Wirt and Greg ✨