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Ontological Growth of Tyrannosaurus by GeneralHelghast

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Here is a drawing of two Giganotosaurus brothers hunting for food in the swampy, forested lands of Late Cretaceous Argentina. The species they belong to make up the apex predators of the region, sharing their natural habitat with herbivorous dinosaurs such as the titanosaurian sauropod Andesaurus, and the rebbachisaurid sauropods Limaysaurus and Nopcsaspondylus. Other theropods include the abelisaurid Ekrixinatosaurus, the dromaeosaurid Buitreraptor, and the alvarezsauroid Alnashetri. Hope you guys enjoy this art piece.

Link: https://www.deviantart.com/generalhelghast/art/The-Giga-Brothers-1120732391

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Cavewoman Jackie Lynn Thomas FTW!

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Leni Loud as Shanna the She-Devil!

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Satsuki Kiryūin dressed in Imperial German/ WW I military uniform.

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Midorya x Uraraka 15,000 BC

The Jungle King has found his queen. ;)

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Modernized Byzantine Flag by GeneralHelghast

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4chan drawing of Batgirl as a cavewoman. It was not done by me, but I managed to save it before it could be deleted along with the thread it belonged to. Also, there is a pic of Meriem Cooper.

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Dukleosteus Chasing A Shark by GeneralHelghast

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Reform the EU by GeneralHelghast

This is a better solution than the isolationist idea of brexit that is already crippling the economies of all countries. 

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Trigglypuff The Wigglypuff Pokemon Poster by GeneralHelghast 

Beware the angry, unevolved, SJW Neanderthal!

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What is the origin of all life on Earth today?

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Anti-Mary Lou Propaganda by GeneralHelghast

I am a US citizen living in Texas and a Roman Catholic evolutionist demanding that she be denied a seat in the Texas Board of Education! Her islamophobic, homophobic, creationist, Calvinist, Protestant-elitist, Neo-KKK ideas should NOT be welcomed in Texas!!! That's all I have to say about it! I mean, seriously. Isn't Texas too economically prosperous to even believe in all that ungodly, unpatriotic nonsense? Has she gotten syphillis after having sex with one of her relatives or did she got it for being a sexual predator? Either way, she's insane! Her smile is definately the smile of a pedophile. She might also have sex with goats!

GET CREATIONISM OUT OF TEXAS SCHOOLS!!!

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Ken Ham Demotivational Poster by GeneralHelghast

Okay, so I have had it with young-earth creationists who try to point out that the Earth is 6000 years old and that human beings are nothing but walking piles of dirt. Why? Because of the problem of biblical literalism, which is running rampant among 47% of the American people, who are Evangelical Protestants (obviously). Now some would make up an excuse to their belief in a young-earth by only referring to themselves as "Christians", but I can see that they are anything but, despite using certain verses from the Bible. Ever since Martin Luther started his Protestant Movement in 1500, the Christian faith has been given a bad name by parasites who think its a good idea to promote tall tales and lies based off of misinterpretations of one of the oldest forms of literature in the world.

One good example, as depicted on this picture here, is none other than the fraud named Ken Ham, the infamous young-earth creationist, false prophet, and Australian witch-doctor who was named after a biblical figure who raped his father (Noah). This whacked up nut used to be a science teacher until he caught an idea of making one big scam out of the Bible and convince people in America into believing that Earth is 6000 years old, that all dinosaurs were vegetarians who died in a global flood, and that people were the end result of years of incest. He even thinks that a fictional cartoon show called The Flintstones was an accurate historical depiction of man and dinosaurs, which is completely stupid. All this nonsense is being preached in his Creation Musem at Petersburg, Kentucky and he's building the Ark Encounter to spread his lies even more. I bet he's getting money for his theme park from that sly trick he made on Bill Nye back at an excuse of a debate so as to propagate his little misinterpretation of the Bible, which mainly speaks of spiritual truth. Its disgusting, I know. And what's more disgusting is the vile act that Ham, the guy that Ken was named after, did unto his father:

"And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside. But Shem and Japheth took a garment, laid it on both their shoulders, and went backward and covered the nakedness of their father. Their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father's nakedness. So Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done to him." Genesis 9: 22-24.

Now if you read this passage many times, you will know the answer to what crime Ham had commited unto his father: incestous butt-rape! And what did Noah do to Ham after realizing that he was raped? He cursed him and his son, Canaan, who became a "servant of servants" to his bretheren. And the moral lesson? Never commit rape! No wonder God sent the Israelites to exterminate the hideous, inbred tribes of Canaan. Now Ken Ham, being named after the biblical Ham, is himself "cursed" because of a whole different sin: ignorance. Why? Because he denounces the scientific and god-given truth of evolution, accusing it of being the source of suffering to the world. If anything, that evangelical hippie CEO of Answers in Genesis is just as heretical and blasphemous as a man who disguises himself as a Christian/Jew/Muslim/Atheist/Buddhist/Shintoist/Zoroastrian/Hindu, but secretly dedicates himself to the worship of a false idol like Thor, Moloch, Marduk, Zeus, Odin, Slender Man, or the Flying Spagetti Monster. Perhaps Ken Ham himself may be a closet pagan who is secretly plotting to overthrow science, Western civlization, Christianity, and democracy in favor of a primitive, stone age dystopia in which barefooted people wearing nothing but loincloths, or simply going naked, run around hunting boars, worshipping giant stone idols, sacrificing babies, eating each other, and acting like a bunch of science-hating, technophobic Luddites. THAT is the kind of world that Creationism will eventually lead us to if we let Ken Ham, Kent Hovind, or any other creationists kick out evolution and replace it with pseudo-scientific nonsense. What's even more disturbing is that despite evangelicals claiming to go against pornography, most people who watch it are evangelicals themselves, which makes them hypocrites as well. WAKE UP AMERICA! Ken Ham is brain raping our children and convincing them into becoming backward pagan savages in Christian clothing! And know that everytime that a man like him is given evidence in support of evolution and he replies "were you there," that same man is actually lying and is trying to make a fool out of you while seeking to hoard all your hard earn money and plotting to destroy capitalist-democratic civilization. If Donald Trump is going to be president, he should literally ban Creationism and send Ken Ham and his AiG company back to Australia where they came from! Not that I am xenophobic, but because of the fact that Creationism is just as poisonous to our nation as fascism, communism, anarchism, fundamentalism, terrorism, defeatism, and corporatism! The Bible NEVER states that the earth is 6000 years old AT ALL, no matter how many times Ken Ham wants to spew that bunch of YEC garbage!

May God cast Ken Ham and all other false prophets out of America!

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YQP-A Guide to the Forbidden Planet page 1 by GeneralHelghast