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dazai genuinely walked up with the worst resume ever to grace the earth and gaslight gatekeep girlbossed his way into the ada and i think that is iconic of him

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tiny

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Risky text, sure.

Saying hello is a risky text.

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i was ALMOST asleep when i thought of this

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When you get this, respond with 5 things that make you happy. Then, Send this to last 10 people in your notifs. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity✨

Youtube

Marvel movies

animatics

tiktok songs that are fun

bungou stray dogs

@prettygh0stg1rl

@carabcod000

@existential-dread-in-the-am

@multifandom21

@7-good-vibez

@iwazoomingouttahere

@c4stlesinthesky

@cherry-pop5

@pandamaster203

@stocksaid22

Carry the message on people i don't know.

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Yeeeeeeeeet

Deep breath

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Life. Art is sooo hardssssss. Thankyouuuuuuuuu.

ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

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Hell yes! Cinema therapy!

Have you seen Cinema Therapy where they diagnose heroes and villains and talk about mental health in movies? They have an episode on Anakin and they trash Obi-Wan a bit, I thought you'd like to know.

Bdmsndmsm I should check it out

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Not all hero's wear capes, some wear giant boats.

I just think it’s important that Tumblr knows a man is cosplaying as the Ever Given and is blocking doorways at Dragon Con 2021.

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I forgot this game existed, I forgot I had this game.. I need to start playing again.

More Dazai with his hair tucked behind one ear~

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Bungo Stray Dogs characters with their Wan

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⸺𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀 20: the ramen review

i should be over all the butterflies | a chuuya x gn!reader smau

a/n: surprise written chapter for today!! surprise for you guys and surprise for me because i don't plan things and kinda rushed this written chapter ehehe

𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊𝑒𝒹:

"you're overcooking the noodles!"

"i'm not! just trust me on this," you insisted. chuuya sighed and put his hands up in surrender.

"ok, fine. you're the ramen review writer."

"that's right," you giggled, checking the ramen noodles that you were simmering in milk with your pair of chopsticks. "aaand, they're done!"

"i got it from here. get the bowls out from the cupboard," chuuya moved in to pick up the pot for you before carrying it to the table while you rummaged for bowls.

it had been forever since the last time you visited chuuya's house and being here again brought back a flood of memories. aside from the initial awkward tension between you two, it had taken you time to just take everything in. a lot of things were very much the same, like the collection of pictures on some of the shelves of chuuya as a kid, that now included a picture of him during his high school graduation. the couch and living room where the two of you spent afternoons building blanket forts and marathoning movies was still there.

cooking instant ramen noodles with chuuya kind of felt like you two got your rhythm back. you knew exactly where the bowls in his kitchen were as well as the cups and the milk in the fridge in case the ramen ended up to be too spicy.

it felt good to get your friendship back on track. except, the awkward feelings that you felt between the two of you had been replaced by a a different kind of awkward.

"here you go," chuuya said, passing a bowl of noodles to you. "careful though it's hot."

"that's the best time to eat it," you protested, blowing on the noodles slightly before practically inhaling them.

"you look like you didn't burn your tongue at all," chuuya nodded slowly at your teary eyes.

"no... i didn't," you lied.

"mmm, definitely," chuuya laughed and started eating. "this is a great recipe by the way, mx. ramen review."

"thank you very much," you smiled. "it took a lot of taste-testing to perfect it."

"i still can't believe you tasted and reviewed every instant ramen brand at the general store," chuuya said.

"it's called 'dedication to my craft,'" you laughed. "and i spaced it out over a week and drank a lot of water so my kidneys are fine."

"i highly doubt that y/n," chuuya rolled his eyes. "oh, you got something on your face."

before you could react, chuuya licked his thumb and wiped at the corner of your mouth. the two of you stared at each other for what was probably a good two seconds before chuuya realized what he had done and a furious blush spread across his cheeks.

"a-ah, shit sorry about that i should have--"

"no it's okay it's not a big deal," you laughed nervously. and yet, despite that, you felt your stomach flutter and you were sure it wasn't just the dairy mixed into the spicy ramen.

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↠ the Ramen Review is y/n's side column in the journalism club's newsletter where they review different kinds of instant ramen (it's the most popular column by far)

↠ back when they were kids, they even slept in shifts one night after watching the exorcist with flashlights to guard each other's rooms

↠ chuuya rarely makes himself instant ramen because he is a Healthy Guy but when y/n comes out with a new recipe, he can't help but try it out

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Cute!

Can you do hcs with dazai, chuuya, and mori with a s/o that’s a teacher because i’m studying to be a teacher rn!! thanks!

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ღ Character(s): Dazai Osamu, Chuuya Nakahara, Mori Ougai

ღ Synopsis: How ... Would act is their S/O is a teacher

ღ Category Headcanons

⚠️WARNINGS⚠️

ღ none

ღ Semi-Proof read

ღ A/N: Thanks so much for the request and sorry it took so long to get published! I hope you enjoy it! <3 And good luck with the studying/course

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ღ He will annoy the shit out of you. He doesn't even care what subject you teach he will ask so many questions that don't even relate to the subject, just for the fun of it.

ღ He finds it really cool though, on a more serious note. He always asks how your day is and asks if he can help with making homework or anything.

ღ If you teach younger children he will find it adorable.

ღ He will be the kind of boyfriend to walk into your classroom in the middle of a lesson just to give you a kiss and a bunch of flowers.

ღ He will ask to sit in the back of the room sometimes just so he can watch you work. He finds it fascinating even if he doesn't care much for learning (I mean did he actually go to school?) you somehow make it interesting and he may even take notes.

ღ He will brag to everyone at work that he knows a teacher (even though he knows Kunikikda was a Math teacher) and tell them how amazing you are.

ღ If you're a math teacher he will 100% try and get you and Kunikida in some sort of battle to see who is the smartest.

ღ He will try to get along with your colleagues too, mainly so he can sit in the teacher's lounge without them calling security so he can spend more time with you.

ღ If your teacher older students and one is either hard to handle or a bit too flirtatious. He will walk into class sit next to them and place his gun on the table and just sit there. Silently. Till security kicks him out or you do.

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ღ He doesn't really care much as long as you are happy in your career. If you're studying or if you are already a teacher, he will support you in whatever you need.

ღ He will bring you coffee on your break whenever he has the time to do so. He will offer to help with homework and if anyone is giving you a hard time he will be there to sort them out ASAP

ღ He never went to school so although he won't admit it, he does look over your lesson plans and homework out of curiosity.

ღ Whatever subject you teach he finds himself becoming smarter in the subject without realising. If you are a math teacher he will suddenly be able to do something quickly without reason, for example.

ღ If you teach little kids he will find it adorable. Especially when he sees you waving them all off when he comes to pick you up at the end of the day.

ღ He will always bring your lunch in if you forget it, no matter what he is doing that day. He will bring it in and a coffee maybe some flowers too.

ღ He loves bragging about how smart you are as well. He will try to slip it into every conversation that comes up about intelligence. Literally, no one is a smart as you in his opinion and he will broadcast it daily.

ღ He is prepared to fight a teenager if they are rude to you or giving you a hard time. He will gladly throw them to the opposite side of Yokohoma for you. No one treats his girl like that and he doesn't care how old they are. He will teach them or him a lesson.

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ღ Will 100% try and hire you to teach Elise and Q.

ღ LOves it when you actually agree to teach them something. He will act like he doing work but really he is watching you do your job.

ღ Unlike Dazai and Chuuya, Mori probably had some sort of education so he isn't as fascinated by the learning as he is just watching.

ღ He doesn't really care what subject you teach, he just likes watching you work and having you teach the two children of the Mafia is an interesting experience for everyone.

ღ How would worry you teaching Elise would affect your relationship. If she doesn't like you as a teacher she probably won't like you dating Mori and that's not something he would want to happen, so he would tread carefully when it came to you teaching her.

ღ If she does like you, he will be so happy he won't be able to stop smiling for a good few days, the executives will find it very creepy and weird, till they realise why.

ღ He won't let you anywhere near the Port Mafia HQ when there's a fight or business going on, Weather you know about it or not he doesn't want you introduced to that lifestyle. Unless you want to be.

ღ He will probably get you to teach his older members as well if you are up for it. Such as Akutagawa who hasn't had any education. Even if it's just the basics he would like for you to help out with members like that.

ღ If he generally can't solve a problem, he may have had an education but I doubt it was good, he will come straight to you for help.

ღ He doesn't come to your school or classroom, but he does send flowers to be delivered at least once a week. He loves you but he doesn't want to risk you getting hurt because he shows up at your work often, he will pick you up in a tinted window limo, but that's as far as it goes.

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I love how akutagawa just looks like "What is this, I don't know what to do with this thing." While the rest are smiling, also Dazai 100% would do stand up comedy with his chibi.

Bungo Stray Dogs characters with their Wan

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How would pull deck the halls?

I personally would LOVE to be decked by you

Hmmmm....

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poe chiquito con flores… creo