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FEMBOYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE

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FEMBOYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE

These "Femboys" have ruined my life

Originally this was a comment but I thought that I spent to long writing all this just for it to be lost in the abyss of endless comments so I decided to delete the comment and have the whole thing be it's own post. I feel like I needed to share my story with as many people as possible because it really is a tragic one:

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO FUCKING HORNY FOR FUCKING FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!!

EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO FUCK ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY!

THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!

I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX

AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT I'M FUCKING GAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (FUCKING ASSHOLE).

EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP FUCKING ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!

THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE GAY PORN I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GAY FOR HAVING GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT GAY AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T GAY AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT GAY THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT

TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA I HAD GAY PORN SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT GAY I AM AND HOW I'M NOT GAY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT COCKS! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!!

SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME FUCKING GAY!!

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It was scary at first

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I’m not writing anything to any of you

— Simone de Beauvoir, from a letter to Nelson Algren c. November 1949

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Hangman in class be like

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Reddit ruined my life without me even realizing it.

Fuck this entire shitty website and everyone on it with their lonely virgin mob mentality. This place caused me to fall into a depression that nearly ended my life. Then, I went the fuck outside. I learned not to listen to the edgy teenagers who idolize Rick from Rick & Morty, and talk to real people. My hatred for this place grows by the second. I’m going to delete my account, but first, I just want it known how much I hate every last one of you. Maybe it’s better that Reddit is this way. Maybe it means that you people are quarantined and not ruining the lives of people in the real world.

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25 posts!

I hate the first 25 strangers to see this

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Bungou stray dogs piracy rant

I was on a piracy site. I wanted to pirate bungou stray dogs today, but I FAILED to get good experience, but IT WAS ONLY IN SUB?! EXCUSE ME ONLY IN SUB?! How is this even possible, no dub version on the site, I stopped watching JJK for a bit, to do this, and I ended up with watching it in sub, as if that's fun, spoilers, IT IS NOT. I mean its one thing to see it all over youtube but I DONT WANNA WATCH IT ALL SUBBED. It's unacceptable for a Jellyfish brain like me. This is not fun at all. I'm going to go back to watching Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) and pick up Oshi No Ko cos it looks easy to follow, I will now take a piss and sleep.

u can do **it** if you wanna, iykyk

-gdm

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Gore hating copypasta

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on a website to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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DO NOT KNOCK

👏DO 👏NOT 👏KNOCKSpecial Customer Delivery Instructions:“👏DO 👏NOT 👏KNOCK. I am DEAD SERIOUS about this. I hate to have to be this abrasive, but y’all keep ignoring my very simple request, so let me spell it out for you. It is 10:30 at night. I have 3 children under 3, including a very colicky 4 month old that we finally got to sleep after a very chaotic day. I have 2 large, loud dogs that go crazy at every outside noise. This is the first meal my wife and I have had to ourselves in a long time. Trust me when I tell you, if you upset this very delicate apple cart because you were careless, I will move heaven and earth to absolutely TANK your rating. Please don’t test me on this. Have a safe night.”

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Meth : just dont. Idk how my life ended up like this at 37

I feel stuck inside my snowglobe world of meth. Time doesnt exist here. Weeks go by with a little chuckle as i struggle to find a semblance of normalcy. Im living in a fucking dirty sandy tent shooting meth and taking ghb jerking off 12 hours a day. My dealer lives and a closeby motel where i walk through the riverlands like fuckin homelees tweaker steve irwin. Trying to act like nothing is wrong with me if i happen to pass a father and son fishing. I text him im 1 minute to his door. He opens it in his bath towel only. He never wears anything else. He has never hit on me. I use the shower and sleep in my musty hobo ensemble sometimes. Its a place to feel normal and find a vein. He is lonely and enjoys my conpany. Everyone else he knows are just clients that come for happy tweaker endings. Thats when i have to leave.

Theres 4 racoons outside my tent as i type this. They are fighting over my garbage. I like to bust out my construction site flashlight and see their eyes scurry off into the void of the riverlands. 24/7 i hear sirens and helicopters. Police station is right across the yonder. Sometimes i hear evil out there in the darkness late at night. People screaming, crying becsuse they lost their mind and they know it aint coming back. This land is plundered by meth rot. Am i doomed to become part of this damned rot?

I shoot about .7 a day. Lumped arms and bruised my arms are figments of what they were. I can tell my mind is starting to harden and crack. My skin is loose like im a elder.I shouldnt be okay with this. How am i okay with this? Getting sober feels impossible after the stimulation of the last 2 months burned into my mind. The trolley and sirens sounds surely will be amiss.

Now i just need to gain the forsight to go to detox.

Edit : i wrote this a few days ago but ive started to reach out to detoxes and waiting now for beds..racoons got into my tent last night and destroyed my dirty world. took my food and ripped shit up and pissed on my life lol... stupid things. So brash and brave.

also some other writingz of mine

Edit : I want to say I have been to rehab ALOT so when I relapse now it's very hard to stop because the shame and the idea of starting over again is just so farfetched(fav pokemon). I've done AA. I've even tried Scientology. I've moved to Hawaii to try and get clean ...

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LISTEN

WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I NEVER MADE IT INSIDE THE CLUB. ME AND MY FRIEND CALLED LAST WEEK TWICE AND SOMEONE TOLD US AUDITIONS WERE FROM 6-8...WE EVEN DOUBLE CHECK AND CALLED. SO I WENT LAST NIGHT AND THE MAN THAT WAS AT THE DOOR WAS VERY UNWELCOMING LOOKED AT ME LIKE IF I WAS TRASH AND TOLD ME I HAD TO PAY TO WORK WHEN I WASENT THERE TO WORK I WAS THERE TO AUDITION I WANTED TO DO THE DAY SHIFT . HE TOLD ME THEY DON'T DO AUDITIONS WHICH IS WEIRD CAUSE I BEEN DANCING FOR OVER 5 YEARS AND NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING I HAVE DANCE IN MANHATTAN BK, L.I CT, NEW ROCK, BX AND NEVER HEARD OF THIS HE TOLD ME IF I CAME AFTER 8 I DID NOT HAVE TO PAY AND I CAN AUDITION. SO I CAME BACK AT 8:15 AND ANOTHER GUY WAS THERE I WAS VERY NICE AND POLITE LIKE IM ALWAYS AM AND THIS GUY TOLD ME NO I CAN'T AUDITION AFTER I EXPLAINED WHAT THAT LAST DOOR MAN TOLD ME HE AS WELL BOTH MEN WERE VERY RUDE UNWELCOMING AND WHEN BOTH WERE TOGETHER THEY SPOKE IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE I FELT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND THEY CONTINUE TO TALK TO ME LIKE IF I WAS A CHILD. AND ALSO THEY KEPT FLIP FLOPPING THEIR EXCUSES AND LIES. SO I RESPECTFULLY GAVE EM MY 2 CENTS AND PEACE OF MY MIND. I ACTUALLY HAVE A LARGE FAN BASE IN FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM AND OFF SOCIAL MEDIA CAUSE I DO MODEL AND DANCE AND I COULD HAVE BRUNG SOME MONEY INTO THAT PLACE YA CALL A STRIP CLUB AND I KNOW HOW TO KEEP THE CROWD ENTERTAIN AND MAKE THE BAR MONEY. I SEE WHY US NYC FEMALES WORK OUTTA NYC CAUSE NY CLUBS ARE STARTING TO GET A BAD REP FOR MANY REASONS ONE OF THEM BEING RUDE EMPLOYEES. SMH I LIVE RIGHT UP THE BLOCK FROM THE WEDGES AND EVEN CUSTOMERS THAT WAS COMING IN THE CLUB WERE ASKING IF IM A BE HIRED SO THEY CAN SPEND MONEY BUT NO I REFUSE TO WORK IN A PLACE LIKE THAT

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Sex on the Franchise

It was a crisp morning in March when the town of Müllberg woke to its most peculiar scandal. The well-known fast-food chain, GreaseTime Burgers, had unveiled a degenerate and abject new product made in the most outrageous way possible.

The announcement took everyone by surprise. Was it a burger? Was it a euphemism? Was it… something else? The accompanying ad campaign—a swirl of suggestive imagery featuring anthropomorphic pickles and buns staring longingly at each other—only deepened the mystery.

GreaseTime Burgers had always been known for pushing boundaries. Their “Cheese Volcano Shake” had once landed three customers in the hospital, and the “Meat Pyramid Porn Deluxe” required diners to sign a waiver. But this? This was uncharted territory.

The Unveiling

The mayor of the unholy city, Helen Crumble, arrived at the unveiling event wearing her signature chain of office and a look of mild concern. Crowds gathered, cameras flashed, and a hush fell over the crowd as the CEO of GreaseTime, Bartholomew Gunk, stepped up to the podium.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” he began, wiping his sweat-beaded forehead with a napkin that suspiciously resembled a burger wrapper, “today, we redefine intimacy… and lunch.”

With a flourish, Gunk unveiled the “Sex on the Franchise”: a towering burger layered with pink aioli, glittery golden buns, and a single, ominous red chili perched atop like a crown. But what truly shocked the crowd was the interactive element.

Attached to every “Sex on the Franchise” was a small, USB-powered device—a vibrating condiment dispenser. “For the ultimate experience,” Gunk declared with a wink that sent shivers down the spines of everyone present.

The Chaos

What followed was a series of events so bizarre they defied logic. The city’s conservative knitting club staged a protest, pelting customers with yarn balls as they left GreaseTime with their glimmering burgers. Meanwhile, a new underground trend emerged: competitive condiment-vibrating tournaments, where participants battled for who could distribute mustard most… suggestively.

However, the burger’s true surprise lay in its recipe. The glittery buns contained a proprietary blend of spices and a mysterious ingredient listed only as “Euphoria Cock Extract.” Customers reported euphoric sensations after eating it—tingling fingers, uncontrollable giggles, and an inexplicable urge to confess their deepest secrets and sins to total strangers.

And then there was the chili. It wasn’t just spicy—it was sentient. One local diner claimed he heard his chili whisper, “Eat me slowly,” before bursting into flames and scorching his eyebrows clean off.

The Investigation

The FDA got involved, sending agents to confiscate samples of “Sex on the Franchise.” But the burger’s effects spread beyond mere food safety concerns. Divorce rates in Franchiseville spiked as diners became obsessed with their burgers, forsaking human relationships in favor of late-night rendezvous with their glittery meals.

In a shocking turn of events, Bartholomew Gunk was arrested for smuggling an illegal aphrodisiac compound called Lustium-7 into the country, hidden in shipments of sesame opioid seeds

The Legacy

GreaseTime Burgers was forced to shut down, and the remaining “Sex on the Franchise” units were declared contraband. But for years to come, people whispered of the burger that blurred the line between pleasure and cuisine, intimacy and indigestion.

In the ruins of the old GreaseTime building, someone spray-painted the words: “It wasn’t just food. It was depravation, sex… and love.”

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Am i the only one who hates AI Art

I was on r/JustYuri on reddit and saw the most disgusting shit, like bro that sub is cancer, its ai art mixed with nsfw, i even made a fuckin meme for it. Also applies to r/JustSayori

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love to see it

N1NTENDO WII (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

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2024

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Gdm for tumblr sexyman 2025

why did i turn anonymous on?

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Why does my Oreo tastes so fluffy???

The insides of my mouth are scratched

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IM SEEING TOO MANY FANFICS

FUCK YOU JJK FANS!!!!!!