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I wanna crawl in a hole and die

I wanna crawl in a hole and die because I am so anxious. I’m bout to meet up with someone. And I’m like really anxious and stuff and I’m not sure what to do and I am going crazy and I am very very very shaky and scared and panicking and having my hair panic moment and I don’t know what to do anymore and I’m very very, very, very, very, very, very, very scared, and I thinking of the moment, even though I want to do it and probably never gonna do stuff like this after because of all the complications and hoping I don’t ruin it because I don’t want to ruin it and I just want things to go OK I want things to be fine and I’m getting all anxious in about it and I hate that like what if my parents do something or brunette and I kind of can’t you know or something is messed up and I you know and I don’t want that to happen and I am just really really nervous because I mess everything up and I don’t want to mess stuff up and I suck.

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here’s a submission to kick off the new year!

i hope everyone is doing well and had a great new years <3

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STOOOOP

CAN U BITCHES STOP MESSAGING ME FOR NO REASON WITH FAKE ADS

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i dont have anything to say for this one

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its complicated cos i want to be loved, but not to be stopped on the brink of doing it

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does it hurt?

OMG I FOUND THE CAT PAW RING HERE!!

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so confusing but so fantastic simultaneously

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when u might be so, but you have no clue, and dont wanna be a liar even if u genuinely thought you were something

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i have a suspicion my parents are homophobes

i just feel it

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FEMBOYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE

Trigger Warning

FEMBOYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE

These "Femboys" have ruined my life

Originally this was a comment but I thought that I spent to long writing all this just for it to be lost in the abyss of endless comments so I decided to delete the comment and have the whole thing be it's own post. I feel like I needed to share my story with as many people as possible because it really is a tragic one:

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO FUCKING HORNY FOR FUCKING FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!!

EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO FUCK ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY!

THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!

I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX

AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT I'M FUCKING GAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (FUCKING ASSHOLE).

EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP FUCKING ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!

THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE GAY PORN I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GAY FOR HAVING GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT GAY AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T GAY AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT GAY THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT

TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA I HAD GAY PORN SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT GAY I AM AND HOW I'M NOT GAY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT COCKS! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!!

SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME FUCKING GAY!!

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It was scary at first

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I’m not writing anything to any of you, you all can stay virgins

— Simone de Beauvoir, from a letter to Nelson Algren c. November 1949

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Hangman in class be like

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Reddit ruined my life without me even realizing it.

Fuck this entire shitty website and everyone on it with their lonely virgin mob mentality. This place caused me to fall into a depression that nearly ended my life. Then, I went the fuck outside. I learned not to listen to the edgy teenagers who idolize Rick from Rick & Morty, and talk to real people. My hatred for this place grows by the second. I’m going to delete my account, but first, I just want it known how much I hate every last one of you. Maybe it’s better that Reddit is this way. Maybe it means that you people are quarantined and not ruining the lives of people in the real world.