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Hey, remember me? I found Vals sunglasses at the store the other day. So, I went back, and I bought those fucking sunglasses out of spite. Not to you, but to val. All the best! ^^

OH YOU LITTLE WH-

VAL! shut it.

Anyways, they looks great. Although I would be careful where you wear them from now on :) just a word of advice.

I admire the dedication to fucking with val, you've got my respect for that.

All the best for you too, dear viewer!

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Yeah that sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures.

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Will VoxTech be releasing anything for pride month??? Any words for the public???

Me and my design team have been thinking if we should bring out anything special for the month, but nothing has been decided yet.

We're not making promises, since we don't want to bring out half assed products, but we will keep brainstorming and hopefully bring out something special!

I am pretty sure though that prides favorite designer and my dear associate Velvet will be bringing out a pride collection.

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Found your bf's fuckin' sunglasses at Wal-Mart the other day :0

Impossible! These were designer-

Shut up, val.

That is great. Though I suggest you don't buy or wear them if your life is dear to you. Val will feel insecure.

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What are they gonna do? Arrest us? During pride month? Homophobic.

happy first day of pride month

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Hello dear Customers and Viewers!

As we all know, Pride month has arrived. The month during which we celebrated our identity, who we love, and who we have and don't have sex with!

For this occasion, I would like to remind you all that we at VoxTek could not care less about who you love or have sex with. All we care about is your Entertainment and your safety!

We're in the pride ring here, be proud! And don't forget to trust us!

(and give us your money)

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Normal Tuesday afternoon. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

Alastor kidnapping Vox (again)

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Liquid Breakfast! For when you have better shit to do then something as trivial as eating!

(VoxTek is not responsible for any health issues resulting from consuming Liquid Breakfast.)

VoxTek presents: Liquid Breakfast™! Trust us with your health!

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“bitches love me for my deeply tragic yearning concealed with corporate fraud and capitalistic mischief.”

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... Who the fuck-?

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I am always bonita✨

(he said, lying through his teeth.)

Bonita

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... Who taught him that word?

Alastor: sup pookie's

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This should've been MY reason to leave for seven years.

vox is a great arm rest

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I can still find frosting in my screen.

Staticmoth week - Day 05

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Yes, and of course mine is the best! Who doesn't like a nice blue raspberry Popsicle?

Y'ALL I AM SCREAMING, HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

THEY GOT POPSICLED???

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I'm pretty sure his name was like Jim or John when he was alive, at least that's what's on his soul contract.

If Vees Tower had a workplace dramedy, Vox's assistant would 100% look at the camera like Jim from the office.

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Val I swear I connected them.

Vox: I've connected the two dots. Valentino: You didn't connect shit. Vox: I've connected them.