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is it too late to say that i miss you?

sue zhao / e.m. forster / gone girl, gillian flynn / sylvia plath to ruth tiffany beuscher / margaret atwood / heracles, euripides

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nilered is such a gorgeous woman to me

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NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

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the first time i saw this meme i didnt know who bladee was so i thought it was just about bandwagoning in general and like. i still thought it was fucking awesome. like this would work on me

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Twilight (2008-2012) | Stephenie Meyers

"In the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain, there is a small town named Forks. Population: 3,120 people.

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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

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slime_machine (10/4/2018): here at wahlburgers thinking about how mark wahlberg could have thwarted the 9/11 hijackers given the chance. great burgers mark!

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i cant find the northernlion Receive Benediction post anywhere on tumblr so here

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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“the Pam to my Jim” “flirt to roast ratio” “fluent in sarcasm” “not political” “hobbies: travel” “debate me: the office or friends” “just here for your dog” “like Chandler and Monica” “girls on lexapro” “helen keller wasn’t real” “looking for a goth mommy” “pineapple does not go on pizza” “i’m a slytherin”

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on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese

i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

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get this man in tekken….. STAT !!!!!