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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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I feel like some sort of creepy old man replying 2 my mutuals selfies. wow... ur so beautiful.... I could build u a house...

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I like to think there's at least one person in the Gravity Falls universe that's obsessed with lost media and old telephone product commercials. Imagine someone updating the lost media wiki on StanCo products and commercials. Trying to link all the different identities of Stan Pines. Only to find out he died in a mysterious car crash that left no body? Imagine the drama, the niche YouTube videos. The concerns for this person who's oddly obsessed over a decade old scam company.

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Yuta’s Dorm Life!

Aesthetic:

Has a very minimal black-and-white aesthetic— he doesn’t spend a lot of time awake in his room, so he doesn’t mind

This becomes more colourful over time with gifts from Maki, Panda, and Inumaki

Habits:

A bit of a mom friend— always buying snacks he thinks the others will like, knowing where to get the cheapest groceries, etc.

Has cooked for Inumaki ever since he learned he only eats instant noodles; has been trying to teach Toge how to cook, despite being new to cooking himself

(Lit the kitchen on fire by accident in the first year because of this)

(He got a lot better in Africa)

Resident insomniac— invites Inumaki over to hang out on the nights he can’t sleep

He tries to invite Maki on occasion too, but she never replies

(Panda is a heavy sleeper so he doesn’t even bother)

Has been learning sign language with Inumaki in his down time, so they can have deeper conversations while out on missions

Easily grossed out by the unsanitary conditions in the dorms— socks and sandals indoors constantly

Ever since he got back from Africa, has been working out in his room before heading to sleep

Keeps a journal by his bed, and writes in it every night

Still sleeps with one of his childhood stuffed animals

It was the only one he had for a long time, but now thanks to his friends, his plushie has some friends of their own

Watches all the reels in the group chat, but is too anxious to send anything of his own (other than the occasional reaction)

Furniture:

Keeps a little pothos plant by his window that Inumaki convinced him to get helped him care for in first year

(While he was abroad, Inumaki visited every week to water and give the plant updates on Yūta)

His room smells SO GOOD. Subtle, like clean linens, but he’s really sensitive to smells and sounds so he likes to control what he can

He has a doorframe pull-up bar that Yūji recommended

He’s only fallen off it twice!! It’s fine!!

My nightlight KING— ever since he was a kid, he’s been probe to sleep paralysis & “seeing things”, so the nightlight helps

He has a really cute teddybear one that Gojo gifted him in first year after finding this out about him

Has a childhood photo of him and Rika on his wall, surrounded by photos of his life now— hanging with the others, him out in town with Inumaki, and of his time in Africa

He’s super camera-shy, so lots of the photos are from his POV instead of being of him

But his most treasured picture is one that he’s in: Gojo with his arm around his shoulders, grinning ear to ear like a proud dad

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Inumaki’s Dorm Life!

Aesthetic:

A fiend for the goofy and bizarre

But also for the absurdly cute— he adores his stuffed animals, and loves getting matching ones with Yūta

Also has matching plushies with Panda from his younger days— both of them have been living at Jujutsu Tech longer than the other students (from childhood) so Yaga became like a dad to him

Meaning, many stuffed animals

Keeps his room pretty neat, but it gets messy when he games— too many snacks on his desk

He likes purple LEDs and a modern vibe to his room!

Habits:

CEO of instant ramen while Yūta is away

Has art from Africa up on his wall that Yūta brought back for him

Awful sleeping habits (often stays awake too late playing games online) and is the last one to get up out of all the students

He has no intention of fixing his sleep schedule since it means he’ll be awake to visit when Yūta can’t sleep

Loves texting the dorm group chat with every bizarre meme/reel he finds; always evolving in slang, and no one knows what he means half the time

Yes, he had to explain to Megumi what “rizz,” “sigma,” and “skibidi” meant

Has been learning sign language with Yūta, so they can have deeper conversations while out on missions (but often prefers to text because he knows it’s easier for Yūta and he can send diabolical reaction images)

Loves to fall asleep to Twitch streams or white noise— can’t fall asleep when it’s too quiet

Constantly snacking— his favourite is tied between salted dried seaweed packs and chocolate-stuffed panda cookies

Always gifts joke gifts during Nobara’s mystery gift exchange

(And always receives them)

(He sleeps in so many awful t-shirts)

(Most of them are way too big)

He loves his slippers— but it’s slippers or grippers for him; not a fan of shoes or socks on his feet

Furniture:

Keeps a planter box by his window, and leaves it open during the day so bugs can visit his flowers

Has an elaborate purple LED PC set up— refuses to learn how to play console, despite Megumi insisting it’s better

Has a bean bag chair & a gaming chair— his room is often a hang out spot for the other second years since he’s got all the nice seating

So many blankets in the winter, since he runs cold

LOVES his electric heating pad

Loves collecting figurines and building gundam

He cannot be trusted around blind boxes/gachapon and his room makes that blatantly clear

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JJK Incor. Quotes (2/?)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

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Single mother of two

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Visitor

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Duke introducing the bat fam

"This is my older brother, Tim, his spleen is being kept in a jar by my younger brother's grandfather and he has no sleep schedule."

"This is Jason, he's been missing for 5 years because he was in witness protection because he witnessed the Joker killing Robin, no he wasn't dead."

"This is Dick, yes everyone really does call him that, except for the youngest."

"This is Damian, he will try and kill you but if you bring him an animal you will be temporarily spared."

"This is Cass, she's knows what you're thinking."

"This is Barbara, Bruce has been trying to adopt her for years but the commissioner is still alive somehow."

"This is Bruce, if you give him puppy dog eyes, he'll probably give you money."

"This is Stephanie, we don't know where she came from but she's staying and we can't get rid of her."

"This is Alfred, yes he is the boss."

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Bruce Wayne: *brings home orphans* 

Damian Wayne: *brings home animals* 

Jason Todd: *brings home attitude*

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I don’t want casual I want you to eat me alive

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No I'm not burnt out. Babygirl I'm crispy

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Toji is living proof of the phrase "Don't judge a book by its cover." Because, how do you mean to tell me, this cold-blooded, ruthless man, is whom you call your husband? The father to your son? The blueprint for Little Megumi? You want to tell me, that, Toji Fushiguro, the man who used to kill for a living, is the same man who gets bossed around by a toddler?

Preposterous.

Originally, ten minutes ago, Toji was supposed to be sitting on the couch, nursing a bottle of soda, and watching the sports game he had been waiting for all week, but what was he doing instead?

Reading a bedtime story.

Megumi had dragged his father up the stairs, forced him to sit on the little frog-shaped stool next to his bed (which was way too small to fit a grown man), and read Room on the Broom—a story about a witch and her impromptu companions.

"C'mon, 'Gumi," began a hesitant Toji, as the stool continuously creaked under his weight; "it's past Halloween. Don't you want to read something else?"

"No! Wan' read Room on the Broom!"

"Hey. That is not any way to speak to your father, buddy."

Megumi crossed his arms over his chest, leaning back and falling against the pillows on his bed. "Hmph. I know why you don't want to read Room on the Broom."

"Oh, really? You do now?"

"Yeah," Megumi scoffed. "You're just mad that you wouldn't fit on the broom."

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FAVORITE OUTFITS IN FILM (01/?)

ANNIE POTTS as JANINE MELNITZ GHOSTBUSTERS II (1989) dir. Ivan Reitman Costume design by Gloria Gresham

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me drinking water at night