felicitys1x1

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hi.... 

i totally forgot my log in details to this acoount but I just found it!! Please let me know if you would still be down for plots we had. 

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Munday Interactions

🎊 I’m happy to have met you.

😣 I’m a little nervous to interact with you.

💌 I don’t RP, but I follow you because of your interesting threads.

👭 Can we roleplay together?

👍 You’re doing great! Keep it up!

👌 Your character portrayal is amazing.

🙅 I think your portrayal could be worked on a little more.

💞 Do our muses have the potential to become romantic interests?

💭 Your thoughts on our threads?

💧 I don’t know what our muses can do in a thread together. Ideas?

💔 I would like to improve our muses’ relationship.

🗣 Care to talk outside of our threads? (discord/skype/twitter/etc)

✍ Could we have more threads?

☺ I love our muses’ relationship!

❣ Can our muses become better friends/lovers/rivals/enemies? 

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no one ever seems to be scared of losing me

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i hate uni so fucking much i am sat here crying about having to go back today

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

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No offense but I’m tired of feeling so out of place & like I bother everyone I talk to & I am ready for the next life

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i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

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where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

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better ways to meet

tired of bumping into each other in the coffee shop? try these:

muse a tries to stand up for muse b in a bar but unfortunately cannot fight for shit. 

muse a is having plumbing troubles in their new house and muse b says they can fix it: except they can’t, they just wanted to spend more time with the cute neighbor. (bonus if muse a has to spend the night at muse b’s place because of it)

muse a works somewhere that’s open late and muse b comes in to take shelter from the storm. 

muse a is assigned to be muse b’s partner in an undercover assignment. 

muse a needs money and signs up to be in muse b’s clinical trials. (bonus if some kind of accident gives muse a superpowers and unwittingly makes muse b their accomplice in their goals)

muse b is a siren and muse a is one of the few people immune to their song, so after drowning the rest of the crew the two are stuck together. 

muse b accidentally creates muse a, the world’s very first AI. (Can work with or without a body for muse a, or muse b can struggle to build a body for muse a)

muse a and muse b as Olympic athletes forced to do PR together, photo shoots, interviews, cheese montages. 

muse b is an anent for a time travel protection agency and has been assigned to protect muse a after they have been targeted by another time traveler. 

muse b is in love with muse a, but muse doesn’t love them back. At some point the two have a one night stand and makes matters more complex (via rachel). 

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I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST

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reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

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i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

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“The Office” Season 3 Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“I think we’re just drunk.”

“You’re really gonna marry him?”

“I gotta win her back.”

“Gay good.”

“Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.”

“I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.”

“She’s my ex-lover…ish.”

“Any last words?”

“Hug it out, bitch.”

“If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job.”

“You’re not a veterinarian! You don’t know anything!”

“I’m rejecting your kiss.”

“Get in the car, dummy.”

“Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”

“We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.”

“Fact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.”

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”

“I accidentally ran over it.”

“Oh, you’re such a blonde.”

“You walk out that door, and it is over.”

“Christmas is canceled.”

“It hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.”

“My sister and I used to be best friends, but we haven’t talked in 16 years over some disagreement I can’t even remember.”

“Despite being wrong for me in every way, I’m still attracted to you.”

“Boobs.”

“I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”

“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”

“Congratulations, universe. You win.”

“I don’t like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.”

“I’m not fine. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”

“Do you still have feelings for her?”

“I want some man meat.”

“Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”

“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”

“I am really proud of you.”

“I’ve…never told you that I love you.”

“I can read you like a book.”

“I want to cry, but I’m not going to.”

“I want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.”

“Every day, for eight years, I’ve brought pepper spray… and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well who’s laughing now?”

“Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”

“Wikipedia is the best thing in the world.”

“Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.”

“What, nerf isn’t cool anymore?”

“A depression quilt?”

“…You ignorant slut!”

“This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”

“Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society.” 

“Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.”

“I called off my wedding because of you.”

“Prove it. Let’s see your penis!”

“You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.”

“For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.”

“Don’t screw the pooch.”

“Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.”

“Love is a mystery.”

“We’re all unstable.”

“I’m not gay.”

“Um, are you free for dinner tonight?”

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the signs as stereotypical alternative songs

aries: dirty little secret by all american rejects

taurus: summertime sadness by lana del rey

gemini: somebody told me by the killers

cancer: breezeblocks by alt-j

leo: sugar we’re going down by fall out boy

virgo: do i wanna know by the arctic monkeys

libra: sweater weather by the neighbourhood

scorpio: mr. brightside by the killers

sagittarius: thanks for the memories by fall out boy

capricorn: i write sins not tragedies by panic! at the disco

aquarius: chocolate by the 1975

pisces: car radio by twenty one pilots

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