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Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

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My girlfriend just referred to my fantasy football players as “seasonal blorbos” and I just can’t even.

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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Okay, having watched the coverage, I'm actually optimistic. I was of the opinion that Biden dropping out would be disaster, but now I think it might actually be a good thing.

The following things should be noted:

While the media keeps pointing out that it is possible someone will challenge Harris for the nomination,

The media desperately wants a Dems In Dissarray angle, and they're not giving it to them.

I don't know if they had time to compare notes, but EVERY Dem I heard was right on the "Prosecutor vs. Felon" angle.

The timing is BEAUTIFUL. Nobody's talking about the GOP Convention, nobody's talking about the assassination.

Donations are rolling in. (If you can, donate NOW.)

Trump put a lot of work making the campaign about Biden's age. He... might not be glad he did.

Black women are the most reliable voters in the party. So. Yeah.

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A child X’khal’a Moui, when his grandfather catches him being a nuisance.

But moooom! 😒

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This morning.

Me: “I think we are going down the rabbit hole here…”

Girlfriend: “But it’s not a rabbit hole, Moonbean. We’ve already established that it’s a snake and/or Dracula hole.”

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I want to see these three go ghost hunting.

We are family 🎵

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@wispofwillow

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What if I just, like, went back to bed? I work remotely; it's not like anyone would be able to find me.

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A Tale of Nine Lives by Akimiya Jun

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Yes.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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I missed it by four months.

The tumblr code originated on July 2, 2012.

You can check when you signed up for tumblr by looking at this post.

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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kisses!

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Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

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Silverwanderingcrow booped you!

Boop them back

Ack! I have been booped!

Thank you, stranger!

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I miss the boops already.