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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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i can’t believe i have a crush on a 42 year old french man
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PLEASE ONE CHANCE
#astarion x reader#bg3#bg3edit#bg3 astarion#cuntboy#astarion#vampcore#another day another slay#my favorite cunty vampire#astarion x tav#astarion x male tav
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as lana once said “you’re my religion” 🙏🙏🙏
#arthur morgan#arthur#red dead redemption two#arthur morgan x reader#arthur morgan x you#rdr2#oldermen
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“aww! my comfort character is so soft!”
the comfort character in question:
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yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk
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Yeah, I'm fine
*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*
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