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Who is everyones favorite assassin?

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1. Altair

2. Ezio

3. Connor

4. Edward

5. Arno

6. Evie

7. Jacob

8. Bayek

9. Kassandra

10. Alexios

11. Eivor male

12. Eivor female

Also let me know what you want me to do for that character (shitpost, opinion post, personal teir list, one shot, smut, fluff, angst, sfw and nsfw alphabets ect)

I didnt include shay because technically hes no longer an assasin so sorry to all the massive shay fans

You can also send me a request privately if you feel more comfortable being anonymous

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Choices being added in odyssey was such a change took me ages to actually get over the shock of it but i love the fact you can get multiple endings now x

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Hey guys been a year already but im gonna try and start posting some stuff here again about all the ac games hope u guys enjoy it feel free to send me requests for stuff itd help out a lot 😊

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Hey i know iv been gone for the past month pretty much but i think people need an explanation. Around that time my dog got sick and i was caring for him 24/7. Unfortunately he didnt make it and on monday night he passed away. I am also in the middle of my exams in animal care as well as grieving and planning his cremation. Understandably for these reasons i will be away for a while but when iv sorted all this out i will be coming back and posting again. Thankyou for understanding x

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Everyone secretly wishes for a mother like this

Ezio: I have plenty of outlets

Maria: I meant besides vaginas

Ezio: Mother...

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Ezio Auditore sfw alphabet

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

 Ezio loves showing you affection with words, (flirting and nicknames) and actions (picnics when he can, bringing you roses, holding hands etc).

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Ezio would be that one friend that playfully flirts all the time but doesn't mean anything by it. He would save you from a couple of guards insisting that a person as beautiful as you deserved to be treated much better than that.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Ezio loves to cuddle he would make sure that you were safely in his arms with your head lying on his chest as often as he possibly can even in inappropriate places.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Beneath all the flirtiness and sleeping around I think that Ezio does want to settle down with someone he loves. I can’t imagine him being good at housework due to his noble background but I think that he would definitely try to help out where he could.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

I don’t see this happening very often with him and if it did it would hurt him just as much as it would hurt you. He would probably tell you as kindly as he could and maybe crack a joke or two, Then he’d give you one last kiss before he disappeared into the crowd.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) 

I can see Ezio struggling with commitment due to his assassins work. He would constantly worry that the relationship put you in danger and he would struggle to form an attachment in case you ended up like his family. However if he really loved you I think that he would want to marry you as soon as he can so he can be with you forever.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Because of losing his family I see Ezio being extremally emotionally gentle in order to care for you properly and not lose you as well. Physically unless he was angry I think he would be careful not to break you because he realises he is much stronger than he thinks. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Ezio loves hugs you can count on the fact that he always wants to be close to you and is always in some sort of contact. That could be anything from a simple side hug to romantic ones filled with love and adoration. This would even be the case in public as I think we can all agree that this boy has no issues with PDA.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I think it would take him a little longer than most because telling you how he really feels makes the thought of losing you all too real for him.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

With all the flirting around that he does I don’t see him being all that jealous but he certainly can be pushed over the line. If he catches someone not taking no for an answer though he will storm up to you two and give him a piece of his mind before making sure that you’re alright. 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Ezio’s kisses are usually sweet and loving however they can get a little bit rough if he’s irritated or had a long day. He loves to kiss your lips because to him it shows how much he loves you the best however he really loves when you kiss his cheek in excitement or thanks because he finds it adorable. 

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He’s great around kids and will cover for them or even help them do things that they really aren’t meant to much to your annoyance.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings are usually spent enjoying each others company in bed and just being close to each other in general because after all its only a matter of time before he needs to leave on his next mission. 

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights are usually spent with candlelit dinners and him trying to show you just how much he loves you and that you’re the only girl for him. stargazing is another of his favourites. 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

At first he would hide behind his flirtiness slowly revealing himself as he comes to trust you more which is nice because that means there is always more to learn.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

In most situations he will be willing to sit down and talk to you about it but certain things will cause him to explode and say some things he really didn’t mean. 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Because you are so special to him I think he would remember every little thing about you and the sights that remind him of you on missions helps remind him that he has to get through this alive because the love of his life is waiting for him to return.

R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

His favourite moment would probably be the first time you told him that you loved him. It made him feel that although he had lost his family he could build and protect a new one with you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s super protective and will happily protect you verbally in an argument or physically in a fight. He’d be happy to do whatever you need to feel safe. He doesn’t really need your protection from the usual things but he would need protection from himself and the guilt he feels for not being able to protect his family. 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) 

He would always try his hardest to impress you and show you his love in everything that he does and always try to outdo himself the next time. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

In his haste he would always leave the house messy and get guards blood everywhere from his robes. 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He always tries to look his best for you but as an assassin he also realises that he may not always be able to do so. The longer he is an assassin the less concerned he will become with such matters. 

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He can’t imagine himself without you anymore now that he’s seen what he was missing

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

sometimes he would tell you that he would be away on a mission longer than he was actually going to be in order to surprise you when you came home and he was back “early”.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He wouldn’t like a girl that would change themselves for a guy. He fell in love with the person you are not the person you could change yourself into.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

When he is asleep he will curl up into a little ball with you in his arms holding you like you were going to leave him at any moment. 

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"I know I'm the most wanted man in the city and pretty much every guard is looking for me but a picnic couldn't hurt right?"

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Ezio’s logic

Not interested in solving other peoples petty arguments 

Oh wait there’s sex involved if I do 

Suddenly will do almost anything asked of him

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Ezio protecting you 🙂

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Ezio: "salute bella look what I got for you"

Every girl ever: "Just take my heart"

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When I started AC 2 I hated it because it wasnt Altair but after id warmed up to the thought of a new assassin he turned out to be my favourite. Im glad I was bored enough to actually continue with it.

Edit: Wow guys I didn't expect so many people to vibe with this thanks so much x

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Damn... Thats a good point

Ezio: Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.

Leonardo: Say something else.

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Connor: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Ezio: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call.”

Altaïr: It’s called connotations.

Edward: Try this one for size: “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned” or “Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”

Desmond: Great news! Language is now banned.

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Even when slightly pissed off i still love it

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Barely started AC 3 and i can already tell this is gonna be one wild ride

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Did anyone else cry when christina died because it made Ezio upset...... Nope just me then haha