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Sketch of G3 Frankie

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Sloppy Slobo sketch

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Green skinned Blond man, you entrance me.

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🎶You might as well be walkin' on the sun 🎶

Putting the robit in y2k fashion. I worked to maintain the silhouette and color placement while, you know, also putting him in JNCOs

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We're doing this!

I’ve been writing entirely unstructured MCU crackfic the last, while. It’s like, 10k long.

The Concept: MCU Steve Rogers, guy who never quits, is quietly sent home after the serum "fails." It did not, in fact, Fail. After realizing this, Steve Rogers, 5'1” Super Soldier and 6 time recruitment office applier, makes up a new fake name and Joins the Army anyway.

Thus starts the Legend of Reeve Dodgers. He becomes a military in joke, he gets into all the regular Howling Commandos type nonsense, he wakes up in modern New York and goes missing for 3 weeks, he gets an Analyst job at SHIELD and almost drives his deskmate into a nervous breakdown, he starts writing and drawing for the ongoing run of In Universe Captain America Comics, he gets poached for Stark Industries R&D testing, he becomes good friends with Clint Barton, he wears a Captain America Suit for the first time during the events of The Avengers(2012)

“I can't believe that Howard helped make an Easy Bake Oven for Supersoldiers.” He drags a hand down his face and looks over at Steve from between his fingers. All five feet of him. “I can’t believe it worked.” Steve gets the vague impression that he should be offended by that, but shrugs it off. “See, you’re saying that like it’s a name,” Steve says, with an absent push at the air for emphasis. “But we’ve just established why I don’t know what that is.” “The easy part was that it caused fewer house fires, champ.” Tony says, and claps him on the shoulder before rattling through his explanation in a way that Steve’s learned means he wants to get to a punchline that Steve wouldn’t have understood otherwise.

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Last call to vote in the poll. I’ve even cleaned up a bit for company over the past couple days. You’re going to get to see the timeline I made. 50s McCarthyism Captain America did happen in this. For funzies.

Bucky’s spoon stops halfway to his mouth, the mess tent gruel threatening to slop back onto his tray. He fixes Steve with a look of deep disappointment. “Reeve Dodgers?” Steve smiles back, unrepentant, and tugs his tags out from the collar of his shirt. Bucky puts his spoon all the way down and hooks his fingers in the chain to haul Steve halfway over the table and look himself. He groans. “Reeve Dodgers.” He says again while Steve resettles. He picks the spoon back up and some porridge drips off it into his peas as he points at Steve. “That, is the worst one yet.” “It worked.” Steve says, and watches Bucky try and fail to keep a straight face as that fact sinks in.

I’ve been writing entirely unstructured MCU crackfic the last, while. It’s like, 10k long.

The Concept: MCU Steve Rogers, guy who never quits, is quietly sent home after the serum "fails." It did not, in fact, Fail. After realizing this, Steve Rogers, 5'1” Super Soldier and 6 time recruitment office applier, makes up a new fake name and Joins the Army anyway.

Thus starts the Legend of Reeve Dodgers. He becomes a military in joke, he gets into all the regular Howling Commandos type nonsense, he wakes up in modern New York and goes missing for 3 weeks, he gets an Analyst job at SHIELD and almost drives his deskmate into a nervous breakdown, he starts writing and drawing for the ongoing run of In Universe Captain America Comics, he gets poached for Stark Industries R&D testing, he becomes good friends with Clint Barton, he wears a Captain America Suit for the first time during the events of The Avengers(2012)

“I can't believe that Howard helped make an Easy Bake Oven for Supersoldiers.” He drags a hand down his face and looks over at Steve from between his fingers. All five feet of him. “I can’t believe it worked.” Steve gets the vague impression that he should be offended by that, but shrugs it off. “See, you’re saying that like it’s a name,” Steve says, with an absent push at the air for emphasis. “But we’ve just established why I don’t know what that is.” “The easy part was that it caused fewer house fires, champ.” Tony says, and claps him on the shoulder before rattling through his explanation in a way that Steve’s learned means he wants to get to a punchline that Steve wouldn’t have understood otherwise.

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I’ve been writing entirely unstructured MCU crackfic the last, while. It’s like, 10k long.

The Concept: MCU Steve Rogers, guy who never quits, is quietly sent home after the serum "fails." It did not, in fact, Fail. After realizing this, Steve Rogers, 5'1” Super Soldier and 6 time recruitment office applier, makes up a new fake name and Joins the Army anyway.

Thus starts the Legend of Reeve Dodgers. He becomes a military in joke, he gets into all the regular Howling Commandos type nonsense, he wakes up in modern New York and goes missing for 3 weeks, he gets an Analyst job at SHIELD and almost drives his deskmate into a nervous breakdown, he starts writing and drawing for the ongoing run of In Universe Captain America Comics, he gets poached for Stark Industries R&D testing, he becomes good friends with Clint Barton, he wears a Captain America Suit for the first time during the events of The Avengers(2012)

“I can't believe that Howard helped make an Easy Bake Oven for Supersoldiers.” He drags a hand down his face and looks over at Steve from between his fingers. All five feet of him. “I can’t believe it worked.” Steve gets the vague impression that he should be offended by that, but shrugs it off. “See, you’re saying that like it’s a name,” Steve says, with an absent push at the air for emphasis. “But we’ve just established why I don’t know what that is.” “The easy part was that it caused fewer house fires, champ.” Tony says, and claps him on the shoulder before rattling through his explanation in a way that Steve’s learned means he wants to get to a punchline that Steve wouldn’t have understood otherwise.

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I’ve been writing entirely unstructured MCU crackfic the last, while. It’s like, 10k long.

The Concept: MCU Steve Rogers, guy who never quits, is quietly sent home after the serum "fails." It did not, in fact, Fail. After realizing this, Steve Rogers, 5'1” Super Soldier and 6 time recruitment office applier, makes up a new fake name and Joins the Army anyway.

Thus starts the Legend of Reeve Dodgers. He becomes a military in joke, he gets into all the regular Howling Commandos type nonsense, he wakes up in modern New York and goes missing for 3 weeks, he gets an Analyst job at SHIELD and almost drives his deskmate into a nervous breakdown, he starts writing and drawing for the ongoing run of In Universe Captain America Comics, he gets poached for Stark Industries R&D testing, he becomes good friends with Clint Barton, he wears a Captain America Suit for the first time during the events of The Avengers(2012)

“I can't believe that Howard helped make an Easy Bake Oven for Supersoldiers.” He drags a hand down his face and looks over at Steve from between his fingers. All five feet of him. “I can’t believe it worked.” Steve gets the vague impression that he should be offended by that, but shrugs it off. “See, you’re saying that like it’s a name,” Steve says, with an absent push at the air for emphasis. “But we’ve just established why I don’t know what that is.” “The easy part was that it caused fewer house fires, champ.” Tony says, and claps him on the shoulder before rattling through his explanation in a way that Steve’s learned means he wants to get to a punchline that Steve wouldn’t have understood otherwise.

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Remember Celia Fic? Well, its first two chapters are up for public consumption. Celia’s POV on the plot of Descendants 3. Features VK Day being a Sham and Celia & Hades Friendship, amongst other things.

“This ain’t an application,” he says finally, “It’s a popularity contest.” Celia snorts. It’s not like she doesn’t know. Dizzy got her acceptance before they even announced VK day, and she’s over at the salon writing out her application for ‘Juvenile Reunification’ just the same as the rest of them.

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What's this? More Skittish? From Jon Antilles' POV? Bet He's Normal.

The Daemon AU rides again, and I have been reliably informed that there's appreciably more Comfort in the Hurt/Comfort this time.

Jon didn’t know how to be a General. That was why he was hiding. He would have flinched away from the title even if the men he was commanding weren’t clones. He’d been curtly informed that the 501st were his and how literal a statement it was hung heavily around his neck. It tangled up in his chest. He’d been in the outer rim before this, fighting slavery, and now he’d been given the keys to the chains of a whole battalion. He focused his eyes as much as he could on the edges of the bare panelling inside the service passageway where it caught the dim emergency lighting. He wrapped his robe tightly enough around himself that he could feel the repair he’d sewn on the back of the left shoulder creak under the tension. The skin of the matching scar stretched underneath it, the wound still too recent for him to be used to the sensation like he was with the others.

Rex's new general is supposed to be a Jedi. He receives a nervous cloak with an absent daemon. The fact that he's doing a great job can only work for so long to distract from how Jon Antilles appears to be, under the robe, composed entirely out of red flags. “Welcome to the 501st, Sir. I’m CT-7567, Captain Rex?” The confusion crept into his voice against his will as the dark shapeless robe that was supposed to be his CO continued to stand completely still on his transport’s ramp. Under his bucket, his smile cracked around the edges. He felt the pinpricks of Sidearm’s claws digging into his blacks at the base of his neck. The silent standoff continued for another several seconds before whatever had apparently distracted their new Jedi passed.

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Posted a new chapter of ~something~ and also a oneshot, in case a follower would like to open a mystery box.

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Instead of using magic to fit in, Mal does things the hard way. She asks Evie for help. Evie only knows how to help the way she was taught. It hurts the both of them very badly. She knew what Mal had asked of her, even if Mal probably hadn’t, but her brain shied away from actually doing it. She tried not to think about how she was taught, she tried not to think about being taught at all. They were just things she did now. Things she was. But Mal was cracking open in front of her, and she knew that she could fix it. They didn’t treat Evie like they did Mal. Her looks and her manners and the act all let her slide under the scrutiny that Mal was breaking under, even though she’d let herself slip since she’d arrived.

Evie & Mal

Tags: Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Eating Disorders, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Evie Needs a Hug (Disney), Mal Needs a Hug (Disney), Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Two people with the very best intentions hurting each other anyway, Pre-Movie: Descendants 2 (2017)

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Xander and Spike engage in low stakes, music based, psychological warfare while Spike is tied to a chair in the Harris Basement.

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Culmination of a running gag from a hypothetical season 4 where Oz doesn't get written out. People keep accidentally leaving Willow's ex Boyfriend and her Current Girlfriend in a room alone together, the camera cuts to the next scene after a couple seconds of silence. After three episodes of this, the rest of the Scoobies are shocked to discover that they are, actually, friends and we see them hang out together for real.

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Yo, you know Rise of Red, the Time Travel Descendants film about time travel? What if it didn't have time travel, and also the character arcs were complete and made sense as a single work.

Welcome to the Urban Resistance AU. It's a game of cat and mouse through Auradon. The Queen of Hearts does her Coup and Chloe and Red escape, but instead of using the Pocketwatch, they have to learn to trust each other and get along while escaping the card soldiers and attempting to thwart the sweeping changes of the new Regime.

Chloe, Our Knight in Shining Armor and face of the resistance, skilled in close quarters combat and community organization, has to stop being precious about how to accomplish her goals and accept help from unlikely places. Her glass slipper shatters when she stops holding back and lands a roundhouse kick on a guard to protect Red.

Red, Our Shadow behind the scenes, familiar with how her mother thinks and plans, good at stealth and parkour, and the only person in Auradon with practical, structured, magic training that's not in prison, has to learn how to work with other people and gain their trust. It's revealed at the climax that her supposed betrayal in the second act was a planned ruse.

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Oz, you were so fun and I know what the writers did in season 4 when Seth Green wanted to leave wasn't you.