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Your daily reminder to go touch grass, or a tree

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*caressing his appendectomy scar*

babe… please stop,, for me :((

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Just landed in Brighton! Check out the crowds… big show tonight

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hey everyone what do you think of my new aesthetic

clown hell

thambk you

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scratch that according to the tag i’m the worlds second… still big things are coming

just became aware that i may very well be the worlds first pissfluencer… watch this space

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just became aware that i may very well be the worlds first pissfluencer… watch this space

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the best part of living alone is being able to eat a whole cucumber oppa caveman style and no one can stop me

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date idea!

you come over and we watch the finale of the midnight gospel and sob uncontrollably

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a more recent part two

the joys of texting me

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the joys of texting me

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can i get an iv drip of chia seed pudding

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Lying 😡👎

Lying about minor details that have no consequences apart from giving me a silly little giggle 😊👍

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who up raising they flag?

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being on a boat is all yo ho ho until seasickness hits :(

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ponder me like one of your french orbs

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leaked footage of me at any given moment

Girls night in

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too young to nya

too old to :3