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RIP Sirius Black you would have loved McKenna Grace

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The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzie Lee is a Wolfstar au and you cannot change my mind. What do you mean he's in love with his best friend? What do you mean his best friend faces oppression that he wants to protect him from but he can't and just ends up hurting him because of it? What do you mean his best friend sees him as a fuck boy and that's why he won't make a move because he's scared it won't mean anything? What do you mean He's a fuck boy because all he wants is his best friend but he can't have him so he'll settle for everyone else? What do you mean his best friend is hiding a huge illness that he thinks he has to hide so as not to scare anyone away or get locked up? What do you mean?

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It's because he thought Luke was mad at him and didn't like him. It never occurred to him that Luke would care enough to defend him at all

Love that when Adam got punched Elliot went "Who on Earth could've done this. Excellent that it happened but who was the perpetrator?" Then he looked over at the only person who he told about his incident with Adam—this person being a historical committer of violence on Elliot's behalf when necessary—and looked right on past him. The thought never occurred to him.

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I wanna see a cage match between Trump and Abbie Lee Miller and not just because it would be be hilarious but also because Trump would set one foot inside the ring and absolutely get his shit rocked

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rwrb is way funnier when you realize that the reason Alex wants so badly to beat Henry over the head with his own polo stick is because he just has really bad cuteness aggression

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Hi, did you just finish Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston? Does your life feel utterly meaningless now that you no longer have Alex's inner monologue to distract you from the work your supposed to be doing and the voices in your head? Are you looking for a new book that will satisfy that need for witty obnoxious curly haired men with no emotional literacy falling for exasperated blondes? Then boy do I have the book for you! It's called In Other Lands by Sarah Reese Brennan and it is basically rwrb but make I a fantasy and a slow burn. It is one of my favorite books of all time and is literally so funny. I would highly recommend the audio book but follow your heart darling write your own destiny. Anyway once you're done with it you could oh idk... write some fan fiction for it. Make some fan art hell even some playlists if you're feeling a little extra crazy. But seriously please do all those things this fandom could all fit in a mini van.

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So I'm rereading rwrb for like the twelfth time and I'm not sure if anyone has ever brought this up but...

Do you know what Spiderman movie came out in 2019? The time this book is set in? Spiderman Far From Home. This means that Alex Claremont-Diaz canonically dodged ZENDAYA'S ATTEMPTS AT FLIRTING! AND THEN FUCKING NORA STARTED FLIRTING WITH HER! I HAVE READ THIS BOOK AN APPROXIMATE TOTAL OF TWELVE TIMES! HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THE PART WHERE THIS MAN REJECTS ZENDAYA! I get that he was in love with Henry and a little preoccupied but JESUS CHRIST MY MAN IT'S FUCKING ZENDAYA!

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I just saw someone call cookie dough boneless cookies and now I will never be the same

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Why the actual FUCK is no one talking about the fact that Cynthia Erivo was in The Two Princes?! for those of you who don't know The Two Princes is a podcast on Spotify about two princes from rival kingdoms who go on a quest together and fall in love. AND CYNTHIA IS IN IT! SHE PLAYS A WITCH IN SEASON 2! AND NO THE IRONY IS NOT LOST ON ME! I would think that with all that happened and all that is happening with Wicked someone would have brought it up by now but no! No one has! at least not to my knowledge at least! Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted Talk and please go listen to The Two Princes because there's not enough fan art.

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My brother has a Curious George stuffed animal and he was holding it at the table and as I was eating he just looked up at me and said "You know, I could see George getting mixed up in the mafia." And I was like "what?" And my brother just goes "You know like he just get's too curious." And at first I was like what that's stupid and then I thought about it for a moment.

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Things My Brother Has Said While Playing Call of Duty

What the hell do you want Dennis

Yes I know I'm hurt I'm ACTIVELY BLEEDING OF COURSE I'M HURT

DIE SCUMBAGS

The demons got to me

GIVE ME YOUR LEGS DENNIS

Oh look at this floating gun! Dance for me dance for me dance for me ehehe

Why the hell does my gun have a power button

He's literally a doormat

What is I blow it up

Why would we recruit these nerds

You want me to take down that thing?! IT'S A BEAST! IT'S LIKE A BEAR BUT MECHANIZED

IF I KILL YOY JUST DIE STOP MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT DENNIS

Does that say battery? DOES MY GUN HAVE A BATTERY? DUDE I FORGOT MY CHARGER

Ooh look at this bad boy. Never mind I hate that bad boy

Look at this one! Oh yeah that's a Dennis killer right there

Oh look at that he threw me off

IF IT'S BROKEN JUST CUT IT OFF I KNOW YOU HAVE A KNIFE COME ON MAN

Is blood flammable?

You're telling me they have all this tech but they can't find anything better than a straw

GOD DAMMIT DENNIS

What if I could get an achievement for just sitting here "Congratulations! You're a coward!"

What if I don't want to help? You ever think of that Dennis

Flashlight holders die today

He punched me and I died

Give me a better gun Morgan

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Willy Wonka was technically a drug dealer. In this essay I will-

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Sometimes I'll just be scrolling through Pinterest and see a pairing that makes no sense or goes against every head canon I have or something and I'll just kind of stare at it and be like "The fuck did you just say to me?" And then I'll remember that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and interpretation of fiction and that includes ships and pairings and I shouldn't shame or judge people for them and then I'll just feel really bad for like an entire hour after that.

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Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night

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I desperately need Violet and Bodhi to team up in the next book. Basically I want Violet to show up to a meeting sit down on her throne Bodhi in the chair next to her and just be like "I'm the captain now". Give me Bodhi and Violet ruling Tyrrendor together out of spite and mutual respect not exactly friends but something close. Give me them working together with the rest of fourth wing to find Xaden and speed run winning a war.

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Ok I have a question. How is Jesinia transcribing this series? Like this is Violet's inner monologue. Is this Violet's journal? And if it is why is she recording every single detail from her day? Why is she recording the exact details of her sex life? Or better yet, why the fuck is Jesinia transcribing the sex scenes.

"Ah yes now for the entire chapter that Violet spends getting absolutely railed by Xaden this will be very useful for future generations."

And listen I'm not complaining I'm glad she did I guess but like what the fuck?

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Am I the only one a upset that Mira isn't getting with Syrena. Like who even is this drake guy? No offense to him he seems lovely but like... Syrena. Also that whole exchange between Syrena and Mira where Syrena was talking about how drake would be perfect for Mira? Well Mira just says she doesn't date flyers and my stupid brain said "you mean you don't date guys?" And then Syrena says that Drake probably wouldn't go for her either and my brain was all like "would he go for Brennan?" And quite honestly My brain is still yapping about that. I really would like to like Mira and Drake but all I can think is that Mira and Serena would have the hottest enemies to lover (aside for Xaden and violet obvi). Also I feel like Drake is just too nice for Mira. Anyway that's my rant.