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Council, I come bearing questions.

“I’m into you”— typically positive to hear, implies romantic or physical attraction.

Vs

“I’m onto you”— you have committed a crime of some sort and are being hunted down by someone who already suspects you, but can’t yet prove your guilt.

Why is in good but on is bad?

Discuss.

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Have any of you heard some of this new indie artists songs ??? They’re 👏so 👏good ‼️‼️ Her name is Anya Dikk and her stuff is just incredible, more people should talk about it fr fr 🙄🙄‼️‼️

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I feel like a sim whose stats are all at critical

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I can’t sleep and I started thinking about the “is water wet” debate, and I’ve finally decided after a few seconds that I think it doesn’t matter; water is water and wet is wet, and we can go home now

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I’ve gotten this far without knowing who or what Skibbidi Toilet or however the fuck you spell it, but I’m still filled violent rage whenever I see that word in any shape or form

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t Mr. Dick Richard and the Balls Brothers

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I’d like to publicly announce that now that I’m back without the flu or an insane fever, this was about The Giving Tree btw

Tag yourself, are you the tree or the boy

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Hearing science talk makes me wonder how it was back then, because it feels like you could just say shit that makes no sense and they would all give a polite golf clap and call it a historic discovery

E = mc^2 ??

Oh yeah, well the force at the apex is equivalent to the velocity during impact 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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And we’re not even 3 months in ffs

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Tag yourself, are you the tree or the boy

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Holding hands with bestie whilst we skip to the banished corner

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Humans aren’t supposed to be that high up, crawl into the ground like nature intended

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Would you still love me if I poured my smoothie into a bowl and ate it like soup

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The Downfall™️ is starting to feel a lot like a “when” and not an “if”

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Old Timey Detective, smoking a cigar: “He was a strange one. His posture told of a man who had never one faced struggle in this world, but his concentration and focus on such a singular task gave hints to the battle with his own inner world…”

Guy At The Urinal He Chose To Stand Directly Next To: hey man, you know I can hear you right

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There are always hot MILFS in my area when my wife is around