Receiving divine visions and sending the ones I understand into the stratosphere
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If I get one more ASMR ad while I have my headphones in, I’m going to Uzumaki my ears
#I’m sorry but I don’t like it#get it out of my ears#i get jumpscared every time#sensory hell#is that an Uzumaki reference in my post#yes obviously#I didn’t know what else to put so I went with it
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“What happens between us is all that matters” 🫵 I know what you are
Gay ass fantasy sword fight
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Gay ass fantasy sword fight
#silly#silly goofy#it was gay#what else do you want me to say#but not that kind of sword fight#smh#bros being bros#and history will say they were friends#they had socks on so it’s okay
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Made a joke about a nation tragedy involving a fishing boat happening this year, let’s see what happens
#silly#silly goofy#send help#jk jk... unless?#first prophecy of the year#I wish#well not the tragedy part#just the prophecy part#although that would suck too#any myth could show that’s a bad idea
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I feel like we forget eating a placenta is still cannibalism
#silly#silly goofy#is this okay to say#I’m I allowed to say this or will people get mad at me#Is this silly?#I’m sorry if this is mean#or weird#but I said what I said#and I mean it
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She grubs on my hub
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Added to my collection of drawing shitty doodles of fictional characters from media I’ve never interacted with
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If I got robbed of my gender, I imagine it would go something like:
A small Victorian child is cornered on the streets by modern day Hooligans
They hold the small, sickly, clearly ailing child at gunpoint
The hooligans extend a cartoonishly cliche sack, for the child to deposit the goods
But alas, they are a poor, sickly, Victorian child, so all they do is hack up half a lung and go
“Please sirs, I’ve never had a single penny in my life”
Or something
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Had a dream the other night where I became semi-lucid and bit the devil’s head off
#silly#silly goofy#dreams#give me back my strangely not quite lucid but aware dreams#dream interpretation#does anyone know what this could mean for my psyche#it’s definitely not even the weirdest dream#but i’m still curious#I just chomped it right off in a vicious rage after I realized I was dreaming#weird dreams#dream interpreters
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What if we were both beings incomprehensible to the mortal mind, and capable of driving humanity to the brink,,, haha,,.. jk jk..,,.
Unless 😳😳😳 (Lovecraftian rizz)
#silly#silly goofy#jk jk... unless?#lovecrafian#eldritch god#eldrich horror#pickup lines#I guarantee this one will work#trust me#I get so many Eldritch babes with it#I don’t know what I’m saying anymore#sorry if you got this far into the tags
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I’ve decided Eldritch gods are real and they are just astrophysicists explaining space to me
#silly#silly goofy#send help#eldrich horror#eldritch god#astrophysics#I don’t understand space#please don’t try to explain#I’ve already tried and I can’t take more mental damage
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Happy Pride!! we all shit the same 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
#silly#silly goofy#guess what I was doing when I made these#pride month#lgbt pride#pride 2024#trans pride#happy pride 🌈#happy pride month#i don’t know if this is funny or not#but it makes me laugh
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I have the ability to housewifeify any fictional man
#silly#silly goofy#fictional characters#he’s my housewife#and my bbygirl#give me five minutes and he’s a housewife#my housewife husband#malewife?#malewife.#he tends to the home while I labor in the fields harvesting potatoes#and maintains the household affairs while I’m at war#and then grieves when I go missing in action#then rejoices when I return home because I crawled out of the grave to return to him Hozier style#or something
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Tempted fate again. Don’t want to talk about how it went.
#silly#silly goofy#send help#tempted fate again boys#it did not go well#my hubris#ack my hubris#that was the sound of me dying btw#I saw Icarus and said he wasn’t doing the most#I saw the sun and nosedived into the ocean baybeeee#blaming my vivid imagination on the horrible dream#in 4k too#tempting fate in 4k???
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Every time I close my eyes or let myself not think, I see a sudoku being solved
#silly#silly goofy#send help#i’m not joking#I keep seeing them#I’ve been playing so many sudoku puzzles lately that they’re just burned into my brain#sudoku#I can’t stop seeing them I’m so serious#i don’t know what to do
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The trend of having dreams about movies I’ve never seen continues
#silly#silly goofy#first it was trolls 3#now it’s Ponyo#weird dreams#dreams#I feel like the universe is telling me something
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