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I feel like we forget eating a placenta is still cannibalism

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Everyone point and laugh at America again

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She grubs on my hub

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Added to my collection of drawing shitty doodles of fictional characters from media I’ve never interacted with

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If I got robbed of my gender, I imagine it would go something like:

A small Victorian child is cornered on the streets by modern day Hooligans

They hold the small, sickly, clearly ailing child at gunpoint

The hooligans extend a cartoonishly cliche sack, for the child to deposit the goods

But alas, they are a poor, sickly, Victorian child, so all they do is hack up half a lung and go

“Please sirs, I’ve never had a single penny in my life”

Or something

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Had a dream the other night where I became semi-lucid and bit the devil’s head off

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What if we were both beings incomprehensible to the mortal mind, and capable of driving humanity to the brink,,, haha,,.. jk jk..,,.

Unless 😳😳😳 (Lovecraftian rizz)

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I’ve decided Eldritch gods are real and they are just astrophysicists explaining space to me

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Happy Pride!! we all shit the same 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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I have the ability to housewifeify any fictional man

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Tempted fate again. Don’t want to talk about how it went.

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Every time I close my eyes or let myself not think, I see a sudoku being solved

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The trend of having dreams about movies I’ve never seen continues

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My biggest most secret confession go:

I knew nothing about Supernatural. I was eleven-ish when I was looking through Netflix and I found it, wow!!

I was pretty sheltered so I had no idea it was insanely popular, I just went “wowoahh monster killing fun”

However, my mom was iffy on horror/monster-y things (see above about being sheltered) so I felt as if this was the eighth deadly sin, and hid the fact I was watching it like I would be sent to the stocks or something

Here’s where it actually kicks in.

A while later, I’m still enjoying Supernatural (still unaware of its popularity) and my mom has gotten way more chill

My mother, brother, and I tended to watch an episode or two of a show together as a family each Friday night or something

You might know where this is going

SO IMAGINE MY 11/12 YEAR OLD SURPRISE WHEN

I hear the DREADED, the FEARED, the MOST AWFUL THING POSSIBLE

“Oh this looks fun” and I LOOK UP TO SEE SUPERNATURAL (my mom was ALSO like “woah!!!! killing monsters! Fun!!)

So I’m freaking out but I stay calm

I was built for this

I had years of drama camp under my belt and I was ready to put on the act of my life

And like any logical person, instead of saying ANYTHING about the fact I know it, or even know it exists, I go “yeah sure seems cool” when they ask if we should watch it

THEN

For the next like… FOUR OR FIVE SEASONS??? I watch with them SLOWLY and the ENTIRE TIME I am pretending I have NEVER seen ANY of it and went “oh wow I hope he makes it (😰)” and stuff for the WHOLE TIME

then after a point, I got tired of hiding the fact my Netflix account (which was very much able to be seen by them) was like three seasons ahead, so I told them I just watched ahead on my own account because I wanted to find out what happened next

And THAT is how I explained that away

But wait

It gets BETTER (maybe)

To this day, they still have NO clue that this happened. I have never told them that we did not discover Supernatural as a family, I will never tell them just found it and watched it in secret.

It’s too late to go back and this will be kept to my grave.

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“Nothing goes splat like a sickly Victorian child.”

- Me, 4/5/24

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Boosting my confidence by telling myself I would have so many fans if I was an anime boy

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I started playing Minecraft again and now I can’t stop dreaming about farming potatoes