edibleprettyboys

[edibleprettyboys]

*with a tree

sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

[edibleprettyboys]

That's just the sound they make when I smack em against a tree

sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

[edibleprettyboys]

Straddle, you say?

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

[edibleprettyboys]

*sucks your dick so hard your urethra collapses or whatevr*

[edibleprettyboys]

You should have been more careful when cutting out those patients' kidneys, Dr. Lecter

[edibleprettyboys]

Ah, bloating and hot flashes.

That can only mean one thing!

My wretched organ is once again becoming the world's most awful water balloon!

[edibleprettyboys]

I like to imagine Luisa Madrigal as a Pillow Princess because you know what? She deserves it.

[edibleprettyboys]

would literally suck him so hard that his balls would come through his urethra like boba tea but whatever

[edibleprettyboys]

I'm an atheist but I kinda hope God is real so that MAGA Christians go to Hell for worshipping a false idol.....

[edibleprettyboys]

from this post

[edibleprettyboys]

OW = that caused me physical pain

EW = that caused me psychological pain

O = body

E = mind

W= suffering

[edibleprettyboys]

I'll be completely honest, I didn't know this was a thing people actually did

It's just something I did while drunk and then I made this as a shitpost

But uuuuuuhhhhhh

Yeah cheese in ramen is actually rad, so if you haven't tried it I recommend it

[edibleprettyboys]

I need to do things to him that go against the Geneva convention

[edibleprettyboys]

damn boy, are you french? cuz boner petite

[edibleprettyboys]

[edibleprettyboys]

I need to chew on him

for my health

Hannibal would go feral for young hugh dancy i just know it

[edibleprettyboys]

Wanna clamp my teeth on Hannibal and shake my head like a rabid dog