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he’s bleeding sad and wet but his tits look spectacular 

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No you're a grown-ass adult crying about the ending to repo the genetic opera

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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PRE MENSTRUAL SYNDROME AND A POST MENSTRUAL SYNDROME????? HOW IS THAT FAIR??? CAN'T A BITCH REST?????????

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Hannibal would do my hysterectomy 😔

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I um 👀 so uh... just gonna um.. 👁👅👁

Save water and shower together

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*with a tree

sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

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That's just the sound they make when I smack em against a tree

sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

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Straddle, you say?

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

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*sucks your dick so hard your urethra collapses or whatevr*

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You should have been more careful when cutting out those patients' kidneys, Dr. Lecter

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Ah, bloating and hot flashes.

That can only mean one thing!

My wretched organ is once again becoming the world's most awful water balloon!

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I like to imagine Luisa Madrigal as a Pillow Princess because you know what? She deserves it.

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would literally suck him so hard that his balls would come through his urethra like boba tea but whatever

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I'm an atheist but I kinda hope God is real so that MAGA Christians go to Hell for worshipping a false idol.....

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from this post

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OW = that caused me physical pain

EW = that caused me psychological pain

O = body

E = mind

W= suffering