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would literally suck him so hard that his balls would come through his urethra like boba tea but whatever

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I'm an atheist but I kinda hope God is real so that MAGA Christians go to Hell for worshipping a false idol.....

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from this post

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OW = that caused me physical pain

EW = that caused me psychological pain

O = body

E = mind

W= suffering

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I'll be completely honest, I didn't know this was a thing people actually did

It's just something I did while drunk and then I made this as a shitpost

But uuuuuuhhhhhh

Yeah cheese in ramen is actually rad, so if you haven't tried it I recommend it

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I need to do things to him that go against the Geneva convention

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damn boy, are you french? cuz boner petite

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I need to chew on him

for my health

Hannibal would go feral for young hugh dancy i just know it

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Wanna clamp my teeth on Hannibal and shake my head like a rabid dog

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need more x male reader fanfics in my life

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I squeed

good will hunting

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On one hand I agree that people shouldn't think of bisexuals as unicorns who wanna spice up someone else's relationship, but on the other hand *Clip Clop* ✨*Whinny*✨

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Made me think of this.....

just thought i’d share this thing my friend said with the hannibal community

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the funniest part of my trans journey is being horrendously depressed about not having a penis and having no clue that women don’t feel this way

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threading my fingers through his hair and giving it a good pull would solve all my problems❤