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Every night at a restaurant is a mixture of joy, misery, comedy, and terror

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Doughnuts, demystified

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338 miles, 26 restaurants, five days. Bill Addison is an American hero. 

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Watching the National Spelling Bee? We’ve got a drinking game:

… if you know the word, and are able to spell it, then you can assign a drink to someone else. … if your speller spells a word correctly.

… if the language of origin is Oscan. … if the language of origin is unknown. … once for each alternate pronunciation. … if an entire round goes by and no one is eliminated … if a speller gets a word with more than 10 letters right.

… if a tribute knows a root word and still misspells the word. … if Siyona spells a word right. Yes, any word. She’s the youngest. It’s only fair. … if Cole gets eliminated. He is clearly too cool for spelling bees.

… if a speller faints, and do not stop chugging until the speller gets up.

… if someone cries, and do not stop chugging until they stop crying. Tears of joy or sadness do not matter.

… when a winner is crowned.

… when your tribute is eliminated.

The Spelling Bee will be on ESPN at 8 p.m. EDT.

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National Burger Day is a made-up holiday, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate a little. 

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Big Jones is the only southern restaurant outside the South that Bill Addison will actually eat in. 

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They said it couldn’t be done: boozy bubble tea at La’s Gracias Madre

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It’s 2015 and there’s still no taco emoji?

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This is what’s up in Chicago at Nico Osteria

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Feast your eyes on the entire Topolobampo tasting menu in just sixty seconds.

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Yelp removed 7,600 reviews from the page of an Indiana pizzeria that supported religious freedom laws

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German engineering is always cutting edge.

KFC in Germany is offering super thin Bluetooth keyboards to help customers avoid getting grease on their phones. 

Step 1: come to the conclusion that delicious-looking chicken will deliciously gunk up your phone screen 

Step 2: carefully remove all of your food from your tray and set it on the presumably spotless KFC table (goes without saying that you don’t need to worry about other people’s space)

Step 3: type classic English language phrases such as “Bucket challenge accepted!” 

Step 4: leave the delicious-looking chicken that you forgot to eat untouched on the table

Alternate steps 1 through 4: Napkin. 

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"Catch as many babies as you can so the Colonel won't get sued for malpractice!"

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Don’t call it a S’moreo

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Yes, this is Hugh Acheson making Kris Jenner’s Nicole Brown Simpson Nachos.

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🍕🍕🍕🍕Order Domino’s by tweeting an emoji at them. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕