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draco to harry: don’t you fucking touch my easy bake oven

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hermione, while maintaining eye contact with harry: put a finger down if you’ve ever became so obsessed with someone that you stalked them around the clock and knew their location and you practically forgot about your favourite sport, and you justified all of this by saying that this person (malfoy ahem) was “up to something”.

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Ron: hey you’re Harry Potter right? I’m Ron Weasley!

Harry: hi Ron! I sure hope we become best friends, but I don't hope we have a falling out over a small misunderstanding in our fourth year, leading us to having an intense, emotion heavy, dramatic, argument later on, during which you telegraph your feelings of being overshadowed by me and your five older brothers your entire life.

Harry:

Ron:

Harry:

Ron: yeah, that’d be awful

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Voldemort was the og vsco girl change my mind

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Types of Ravenclaws

The procrastinator

terrible at theory but the best at practical material

doesn’t do shit in class but somehow does really well on tests

lowkey stressed about their grades but studying also makes them stressed

they’re just always stressed

reads to forget about their problems but then finishes the book and feels worse

The minimalist

kinda bad at school but takes really good notes

goody two shoes

very posh™ clothing style

has those wire glasses but has 20/20 vision

always eats breakfast

The conspiracy theorist

sleep? idk her

sugar coffee sugar sugar c a f f e i n e

conspiracy theories

aggresive peace signs

either super bubbly or super tired

The hardcore

cries during every music theory class and test but lowkey loves them

don’t fuck with them they will engage in a full fledge debate, even running on two hours of sleep (especially running on two hours of sleep)

excels at presentations, great public speaker, very sociable™

highkey competitive

has way too many friends and can never find time to hang out with all of them because they’re always busy

The researcher

alchemy theory makes them n u t

researches dark arts and torture methods for funsies and because they find it interesting

loves brain teasers

is probably subscribed to brilliant even though their riddles are “too easy” but ofc they watch their videos anyways

wants to learn latin

watches hour long documentaries on youtube

The softie

reads fanfiction “for the literature”

is known for bringing up random animal facts

their guilty pleasure is kicking people’s asses in chess

always tries their best

“guys you have to stay hydrated! otherwise you’ll get a really bad hangover”

The artsy one

takes the train even when it’s less convenient

buys pretty stationary to motivate themselves to study

ends up watching calligraphy tutorials and bullet journal vlogs for hours on end instead of doing their homework

has an architecture pinterest board

draws and paints while listening to sufjan stevens

a hoe for vintage cameras and photography

The relatable one

always on tumblr or typing something on their phone

probably has both an aesthetics and a shitpost blog

sleeps in till 2pm “by accident”

blasts pop punk music at 4am while having a dance party alone in their room

The aggravating one

the try hard ravenclaw hates them with a burning passion

is great at bullshitting presentations

whips up a project that looks super complicated but actually took them half an hour to do and the teacher always loves it

isn’t into fandoms

only drinks juice boxes

pretends like they don’t care but secretly they do

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Draco: *bends over to pick up book*

Harry: *raises eyebrow*

Draco: *looks over shoulder and smirks*

Harry: *blushes*

Ron: *looks into the camera like on the office*

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The golden and silver trio’s reactions to Draco dancing to that one caramell song (you know the one):

Ron: *slowly backs away and closes door*

Blaise: what. the. bloody. fuck.

Hermione: ... I’m not even going to ask

Harry: *muffled laughter*

Pansy: you started without me bitch??

Bonus:

Lucius: Draco, what are you doing?!

Draco: Father, I can explain!

Lucius: There’s no need. *hugs Draco* I’m very proud of you, son. I’ve raised you well *wipes tear*

Draco, internally: what the fuck

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I’m scReamiNG this is absolutely amazing fkdkk

Draco Malfoy as random things I’ve overheard at school

I just don’t give enough fucks to bother

Don’t die.. that’s too much paperwork

As long as we have ice cream and tequila, we’ll be good for the night

Oh look, the peasants are coming

My daddy will destroy you

Ha remember when I thought I was straight?

I understand your point of view, but it’s wrong

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Snape: do you remember me telling you that we are practicing nonverbal spells, potter?

Harry, stiffly: yes

Snape: yes sir

Harry, looking at snape dead in the eyes: ok boomer

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Harry: hey, what’s up babe?

Draco, crying: my socks don’t match and my sheets are untucked and my life is falling apart

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When your friends ask you what you did last night:

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“Pet peeves are basically reverse fetishes”

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Draco when Harry says “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself”:

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Draco when Harry rejects his friendship in year 1:

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Blaise: *does the e-boy eye roll thing*

Pansy:

Draco:

Hermione:

Theo:

Dumbledore:

Ron: *wipes drool*

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Only real ones remember when Neville blew himself up and the golden trio, Dumbledore and Snape all ate his corpse

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Only real ones remember when Neville blew himself up and the golden trio, Dumbledore and Snape all ate his corpse