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Hi guys! I know it's been quite a while since my last post, things have been real hectic :') But I'm back from the dead to reblog this post! We're holding another RC week for 2022. Whether it be art or writing, we hope lots of people participate to celebrate our favorite ship :>
Long live CS!
Hello everyone! We hope you’re having a wonderful day/night!
We are back with this years Red Crackle Week prompts showcased above.
This years RC week will be taking place November 28th to December 2nd. Mark your calendars everyone!
The rules are the same as last years. If you are new here, allow me to repeat.
1.No NSFW. We wanna keep this event PG. Some slightly suggestive stuff is alright, but nothing over.
2. No Inappropriate ships. We know this is Red Crackle week, but please no Black Sheep x Graham or any kind of inappropriate ships in the background
3. No Hate. Please do not hate anyone’s Art/Fanfictions/Edits/Etc. This event is supposed to be fun and we would hate to see other RC fans bashing on each other.
4. No Copycats. Please do not copy other people’s work. This is just basic decency
5. Credit Other Artists. This is more to those who make edits. If you’re making an edit using someone else’s art, please be sure to credit the original artist.
6. No Homophobia. This has some complicated reasons behind it, but please no homophobia of any type.
Please read all rules carefully. If you fail to comply with the rules we will not reblog your work.
Make sure to tag your post with #red crackle week 2022 so that we may reblog it!
We hope you have a wonderful time and we can’t wait to see what you guys come up with!
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Getting the groceries! :>
Carlotta: Did you get the groceries?
Carmen: Yeah! I hid the broccoli, Shadowsan hid the corn, Ivy stuffed her bag with spices and Player disabled the alarms
Carlotta, exasperated: You STOLE them???
Carmen: Your instructions weren't specific
Carlotta: Zack? Ivy?
Zack: I mean, 'get' seems more like 'steal'
Carlotta: Shadowsan?? I sent you to supervise!
Shadowsan: I did
Shadowsan: I assure you they were not caught
Carlotta: *dies*
#groceries#specifically: stealing groceries#shadowsan: the best superviser#yeah! ..they weren't caught!#oh loosen up a little carlotta#eh?#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#team red#zack and ivy#shadowsan
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CS Episode: Written By AI (Pt. 1)
Have you ever wondered where your sanity went? Have you ever wanted to express your craziness in some way?
Well, reading CS scenes generated by an autocomplete bot is the activity for you! We have walls, holes, cats, and a whole lot of nonsense. Enjoy!
-------CS EPISODE SCENE-------
The Caper Is Holes - Part 1
Zack echoed around the headquarters as morning turned to afternoon. The walls existed, making Shadowsan uncomfortable.
"Must have walls," He danced. "They make us crazy."
Carmen was shocked. Most of the time Shadowsan was a ninja. Nowadays he was butter pirate and she approved at first. When Carmen tore the couch apart, Zack exclaimed.
"Amazing couch! We can use VILE to fix."
Immediately, Maelstrom flipped his hair over. "It is done."
All of them opened the door, and Coach Brunt was cats. Bellum liked it, although Countess tried not to be a wolf. A hole appeared under the wolf and gathered cats.
Ivy dabbed on Bellum.
"I'm convinced the hole exists," Ivy cried. “But if we can’t stomp on the hole, I will be Player."
"CHEESE ABOARD!" Julia calmly said. "I am not straight as you are dirty wings."
Carmen thought Butter Shadowsan was wings. She turned around to jump out of a plane and returned with a pineapple on her face.
"Thanks!" Zack took the fruit. He hurriedly ate the warehouse.
"Zack, now we live in nowhere," His sister said. "ACME is our food now."
Chase smiled. "That makes me happy."
His smile was dessert when Chief came. She stood on Maelstrom and his hair.
"We were bologna!" Carmen exclaimed and threw her hat on the floor.
Zack was confused as Chief was converted into sandwiches.
-------FIN------- ..yeah. I'll link the second part as soon as it's finished!
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#cs episodes#GbA: Generated by AI#this is blursed#we were bologna#Carmen u right#shadowsan is butter now#I regret nothing
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Punday
Chase: Here's your birthday present
Julia: ...Two roosters?
Chase: Yes! I know how much you wanted a... cockatoo
Julia:
Chase:
Julia: how much did these roosters cost chase?
Chase: ..more than it would've cost me to buy you the bird
Ivy, being pushed in a shopping cart by Zack across the room: PUN WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT
(clown's note) ..Get it? two co- I'll go now
#puns on birthdays are dangerous#they should be banned#but they're so fun..#any fellow punmakers here?#just me?#okay#chase devineaux#julia argent#zack and ivy#rip shopping cart#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19
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Boredom
Chase and Zack: sitting, bored
Zack: taps finger on desk
Chase: kicks desk
Zack: clicks tongue
-10 minutes later-
Chase and Zack: singing never gonna give you up off-key
Zari: Are they dying?
Julia: No, they made a band
#come on be nice#..savage tho#amiright#zari is deadpan i love her#are they dying#I would go see that band#chase devineaux#zack cs#agent zari#julia argent#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#carmen sandiego
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Red Crackle Week 2021!
Red Crackle Week
You heard it folks. It’s coming, after lots of planning made by @lightythelighthouse and @thereddreadedbaroness and @doodlethesnicker we have finally finished planning our first Red Crackle Week!
This week will be held from June 23rd to June 29th. All types of submissions are allowed. (Art/Fanfiction/Edits/Etc)
These are the dates and themes!
Of course we do have some guidelines.
1.No NSFW. We wanna keep this event PG. Some slightly suggestive stuff is alright, but nothing over.
2. No Inappropriate ships. We know this is Red Crackle week, but please no Black Sheep x Graham or any kind of inappropriate ships in the background
3. No Hate. Please do not hate anyone’s Art/Fanfictions/Edits/Etc. This event is supposed to be fun and we would hate to see other RC fans bashing on each other.
4. No Copycats. Please do not copy other people’s work. This is just basic decency
5. Credit Other Artists. This is more to those who make edits. If your making an edit using someone else’s art, please be sure to credit the original artist.
Now that all the rules are settled, please be sure to tag your post with #red crackle week, or send a link to your post in our submission box.
Thank you for listening, and we hope to see your submissions!
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CS Trailer: Generated By AI
So. I did a thing :>
After reading about these AMAZING AI text autocomplete/generators, I decided to try one of them on our favorite show. The result is... a whole lotta something.
This is a trailer script generated by AI. idk when it takes place in the timeline because it’s crazy djiowad
[AI Generated CS Trailer Script 1]
<SCENE: PAN TO VILE PRISON>
Carmen has a player on her banana. She glances at the guy in the corner with lipstick.
CARMEN (concerned) You see, I'm here because of an impossible robot.
MAELSTROM If robots are impossible, I would not exist in this world.
Maelstrom has Bellum on his knees. He rids his knees of Bellum.
CARMEN That is a fair point.
<SCENE: RED OPERATIVES HEADQUARTERS>
IVY We don't have Carmen. That is a problem we solve with violence. Bagel?
Shadowsan shakes his head in a condescending manner. He rejects the bagel.
SHADOWSAN (Is a bagel) I am a program getting to learn humor. That will be my life purpose. What else?
ZACK The reason Carmen is with computers is because of a lack of dad. So what do we need? Now we need a glazed dad.
SHADOWSAN Get ready for bagels.
<SCENE: ACME>
JULIA We have yet to discern a pattern between our husband and mother.
Chief sets her socks on the desk. Zari is socks and Chase does not approve.
CHASE I know the solution. The ghost is in VILE and red humans are coloring Canada. But why?
<CAMERA PANS TO OPERATIVE RED in boots in CANADA>
CHIEF (confused) Frogs are closer than you think.
<FLASH TO VILE PRISON>
Coach Brunt turns on a phone. Carmen does not like it.
COACH BRUNT The sheep will soon be a crocodile. It is possible when the donuts align.
CARMEN That will never happen. Please let me out the door.
COACH BRUNT The door is now water. I cannot open water; a fact I cherished from bagels.
Carmen sighs.
<SCENE: VILE PLANE>
TIGRESS Everyone jump out!
One thousand rabbits jump from the plane. One catches Le Chevre.
LE CHEVRE Rabbits cannot eat goats.
EL TOPO But there are exceptions.
Le Chevre is attacked by the rabbit. The other operatives raid red humans' headquarters.
IVY They cannot take the rabbits!
SHADOWSAN Carmen would have wanted the last bagel to disintegrate.
ZACK I promise.
<CAMERA OPENS TO VILE RABBITS>
ZACK I will do it for her.
<LAST SCENE>
JULIA I am the coffee. The coffee is me.
CHASE We are frogs.
Julia and Chase are frogs.
<FINE>
...yeah. apparently Carmen's captured by robots, Julia's coffee, Chase is a frog, Zari is socks and VILE operatives are now rabbits. Oh and also rabbits eat goats now.
Thanks for reading my shenanigans everyone!
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego 2019#cs19#cs trailers#fr tho#yes ivy. when Carmen's unavailable you solve it with violence#I'm so sorry#my brain just went yeet
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The band
Chief: There's some VILE activity. Can I call you right now?
Shadowsan: Sorry, but I think the band's going to interfere with our communication.
Chief: ..You mean the wifi connection?
Zack and Ivy in the background: *hollering loudly into the mic and drum set that Carmen reluctantly bought for them*
Shadowsan:
Shadowsan: I am pretty sure I mean the band.
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#go live your music dreams#or not if you're in a house including Shadowsan in it#yeah I'm pre sure he means the band#what would their band name be?#chief cs#shadowsan#zack and ivy#zack cs#ivy cs#team red#and their loud hq
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Filters
-Team Red on a zoom call-
Carmen: ...
Shadowsan: ..Uh...
Ivy: *awkward tapping*
Julia: What in the world...
Zack, currently a potato-clown hybrid: *trying to figure out how to turn off his filter, failing cuz Ivy got the brains*
Chief: ..Does this happen every time?
Carmen, Ivy, Shadowsan: Yes
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#zoom calls#snap camera filters be like#the potato meme#that oooone coworker that doesn't know how to turn themselves back#that someone is Zack#team red#shadowsan#ivy cs#julia argent#zack cs#chief cs#shadowsan is done
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Logic
Zack: Fish have no feet so they're zero
Ivy: Yeah?
Zack: Snakes have no feet too but they're 2.5 meters on average, 2 times 2.5 is 5, there are 5 letters in 'drown', that rhymes with 'clown', and clowns have 1 little red nose
Ivy: ...I don't see where this is going
Zack: If you have 2 clowns you have 2 red noses. 2 quarters makes one half of a pizza so there's 4 quarters in one pizza. Multiply 2 by 4 and you get 8 which is the length of the word 'Problems'
Ivy: ...
Zack: Therefore fish is problems
Ivy: Can I punch him now?
Shadowsan: ...I don't see why not
#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#carmen sandiego#fish is problems#famously said by Zack#perfect logic#while you're at it can you figure out how school lunch is going to kill us all#zack and ivy#zack cs#ivy cs#shadowsan#suhara#he just wants some sense around here
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Groceries
Carmen: Hey, I need a hand with the groceries!
Ivy, Julia, and Zack: I'LL HELP! No, not her! Not him! Me!
Carmen: ...?
Julia, grabbing a bag: Grrrrr
Ivy: *making a run for the door* FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
Zack: OH NO YOU DON'T
Player: ..Red, do you realize what this means?
Carmen: Yeah!
Carmen: They really like picking up the groceries!
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego 2019#cs19#now that's oblivious#that ain't sound so platonic to me Carm#I just love these memes#player just. explodes#ivy cs#julia argent#zack cs#player cs#oop
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Just look
-At an art museum-
Julia: Ugh! The filters on my phone are dimming the light!
Chase: Is that a problem?
Julia: Can't you see? It makes the paintings look dull!
Chase: Really? I think my eyes have the same problem!
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#chase is like nope#it is a real problem on my phone though#..I confirm that I am a nerd#julia argent#chase devineaux
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Cool
Ivy, @ Carlotta's house: Isn't this place so COOL?
Shadowsan: I do not see your point, I find it quite warm
Ivy: *eye twitches*
Carlotta: ..Tell me again how you lived with him for a full year?
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#season 4 spoilers#carmen sandiego spoilers#how tf did they do that#same shadowsan#same#Ivy's having none of it sdlkfdskf#ivy cs#shadowsan#suhara#carlotta valdez#rip
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Go out
Carmen: *smirks* Do you.. maybe want to go out?
Julia: !!!
Julia: I- I'm the- you. Me. Go out yes
Carmen:
Julia: I would like go out. Yes out. I mean-
Julia: *gay panic* girls
Carmen: ..I meant that we should go out of here because it's rude to talk in a museum
Julia: *faints*
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego 2019#cs19#we now return to our regularly scheduled programming: julia's gay panic#avid multishipper here. I ship everything obvious#rip julia#we get it jules dw#go out yes#julia argent#carulia
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Wasabi
Shadowsan: *casually putting wasabi sauce on pizza*
Zack: *whisks pizza away* AHA MINE *chomps on pizza*
Shadowsan: *...sips coffee in anticipation*
Zack:
Zack: I.. I just...
Zack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Carmen: ..Player, why is Shadowsan laughing like a maniac?
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#wasabi pizza#now that's a savage dad move#casually crushing Zack's pizza dreams#100% ninja dad#10/10 would recommend#shadowsan#suhara#zack cs#and his pizza
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Red prey
Chase: I had a really weird dream
Chase: I was a cheetah hunting these little red impalas with hats on them, and the forest was made up of truffles
Carmen:
Carmen: By any chance, did the impalas have coats on
Chase: Ah yes! Why do you ask?
Julia: *whispers to Carmen* You should run
Carmen: Good idea
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#carmen = prey#forest made of truffles... mmm#I'd die to see that#chase as a cheetah tho#and now I'm hungry for truffles#chase devineaux#julia argent#uh oh
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Cream
Zack and Ivy: *spraying whipped cream across HQ*
Chase and Julia:
Chase: You know what? I'm done with this *zips banana suit from inside*
Julia: ..How are you going to get out later?
Chase: ...
Chase: I have not yet worked out that part of the plan
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs19#chase = banana#always have been#you cannot convince me that chase is not a banana#julia's next to him like wha#rip#zack and ivy#zack cs#ivy cs#chase devineaux#julia argent#his banana costume#yes it's a character now
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