dine-on-nervine
Lunchtime Nervine
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We've reformulated your calming nerve tonic into a sleep aid.
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dine-on-nervine · 1 day ago
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As someone who has renovated a couple bathrooms, this is amazing work. Adds depth and personality, and you just want to lounge in that tub or primp in the mirror because the room is so vibrant! "A spa-like oasis" as the HGTV shows say. A room to love walking into.
What gets me though is when it comes to selling the house, an agent might recommend UNdesigning the bathroom, same way that any traces of color and excitement in other rooms get painted white over "so the new owner has a blank canvas and is better able to visualize their own ideas so the house sells." Saw some show once where the previous owner put in about a million dollars of travertine tile to make the house more desireable -- and the people who moved in a month later ripped it out because it wasn't their style, yet the tile was the reason the house was the price they paid for it and not $1.5m less!
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dine-on-nervine · 9 days ago
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Bitch, I'm stripes.
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dine-on-nervine · 10 days ago
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You're in her DMs
I have her blocked
You will understand in time
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dine-on-nervine · 15 days ago
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buying stupid things that you would die to have as a kid really does heal something inside you
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dine-on-nervine · 16 days ago
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There are people who want to make everything political. And then there is this guy.
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dine-on-nervine · 1 month ago
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Welcome to Zero Effort Scamming.
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dine-on-nervine · 1 month ago
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Not the mashup we asked for but the mashup we needed.
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dine-on-nervine · 1 month ago
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I'm pretty revolutionary because I got ATM, ibuprofen, and audiocassette.
I'm stealing this from Twitter
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Here's the link
I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!
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dine-on-nervine · 1 month ago
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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
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dine-on-nervine · 1 month ago
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Reminds me of the apartment my girlfriend used to live in... because at 3am there was a fire alarm (a water pipe on the roof burst, sending a cascade of water over one apartment's balcony for an hour) and there's the guy on his balcony checking out the waterfall.
My man in Russia living his life..😶‍🌫️
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dine-on-nervine · 1 month ago
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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn
1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
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dine-on-nervine · 2 months ago
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“Not everyone deserves to know the real you. Let them criticize who they think you are.”
— Unknown
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dine-on-nervine · 2 months ago
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Don't smoke around your pets, just give them their gummies.
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
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dine-on-nervine · 2 months ago
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There is an irony I see all the time online: People who feel as though their political opposition are unthinking sheep, when actually they are the ones doing as they are told. But it gets to be kind of ridiculous when the thing they are responding to has nothing to do with repeating the same old lines. The above series is in response to a video where a recently-deceased musician was on a talkshow (flanked by Johnny Cash!) years ago saying that the people of this nation would do better if its government spent less on the military and more on social programs and education. (I'd said "the two can be funded concurrently, it doesn't have to be either/or".) So this guy saying something about the 'liberal media does this' has really no connection to the discussion onhand, he is the unthinking one.
And one that likes shanking sheep in his spare time.
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dine-on-nervine · 2 months ago
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Oh look, I got two responses from Elon Musk scambots.
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dine-on-nervine · 2 months ago
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Was amused by how this guy has decked out his ketogenic van with all the promo stuff... and has a "fuck it" sticker in the upper right.
Just now noticed his tabs expired 6 months ago.
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dine-on-nervine · 2 months ago
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How we know AI customer service chatbots are not 'there' yet.
My own experience: Bought an electric scooter, and three weeks later the accellerator will turn the wheel if you're not on the scooter but do nothing if the scooter has a load. Sent them a message with video to say "battery's full, the wheel doesn't move if you're on it but does when you are not." Reply from their auto response was "If your battery isn't charging we'll replace it".
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