dildodealer14
dildodealer14
Local dildo dealer
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馃敒鉁笍馃挦Manager of a local sex shop.馃挦鉁笍馃敒 馃Shrimp enthusiast馃
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dildodealer14 13 hours ago
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like whack a mole
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dildodealer14 15 hours ago
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Walking to work in the snow. honesty kind of fun, felt like a adventurer on his way to the high mountains
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dildodealer14 1 day ago
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dildodealer14 2 days ago
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Does anyone know shit about dreams and what they mean because...I am so confused. Here is a summary of the dream I had last night to the best of my memory.
I was trying to adopt more Thai micro crabs, but there was so many different colors! (like neon pink and zebra stripes) Some where actually gigantic, and the sales person talked about them needing to eat pokemon cards or something. In the dream I had to pee so bad and I kept needing to go so I kept going to the bathroom in my dream, and then boyfriend was at my house sleeping and I accidently activated like a Halloween decoration and I was trying to get it to shut up but couldn't?? I then wet myself like 5 times??
I woke up terrified that I wet the bed ( I didn't which was good). After I got up to use the bathroom for real, I realized I did get up to pee irl. Everytime I got to pee in the dream I actually got out of bed and used the bathroom (sleep walking me forgot to ya know...) and I was just standing there for a min wondering if a home intruder broke in, pissed in my bathroom and left. Weird morning.
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Any dream interpreters got any commentary on this? These kinds of dreams have been recurring for like a week now.
Is it stress? Drinking to much water before bed? A side effect of a medication? God playing a cruel joke? Help.
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dildodealer14 2 days ago
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art request. worlds biggest rar.
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hey anon. i hope you like the Beast
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dildodealer14 4 days ago
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in breaking mr moustache news i just had to wrestle a D8 away from him because he was dead set on trying to crack it open like a nut
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dildodealer14 5 days ago
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that photocard trend floating around twitter but make it jayvik
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dildodealer14 5 days ago
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New tattoo done :)))))
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dildodealer14 5 days ago
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Look at this little guy!!!馃馃馃
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dildodealer14 5 days ago
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Last photo shoot without my chest tattooed :)
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dildodealer14 6 days ago
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Shrimps is bugs馃
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dildodealer14 6 days ago
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I rule over my shrimp like a benevolent deity. Blessing then with food and incomprehensible knowledge.
(Aka i got high and decided to show my shrimp footage of 9/11)
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dildodealer14 6 days ago
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We got another berried shrimp!!! Now I have 3 pregnant ones and lots of baby's swimming around already!
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dildodealer14 6 days ago
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dildodealer14 7 days ago
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I may be disabled but that won't stop me from being Sexy.
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dildodealer14 8 days ago
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dildodealer14 8 days ago
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Hotels are strange and my poor ass is so confused.
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