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THATS WHAT IM SAYING T0T STOP TEASING US GOOD SIR

Jorge- Jay- Mr. Jalapeño himself- YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT?? And leave us with nothing but anticipation?????

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It fits too perfectly T0T

Ok I did the thing

Don't look at it too hard

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NEXT TO HIS WIFE, BITCH (FUCK POSEIDON)(DESERVED EVERYTHING)

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AHAHAHA THIS IS SO REAL

Happy Halloween 😭

these two carried the whole saga

Jorge cooked so hard-

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🔱🩸 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN ? / YOU MONSTER !

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I’m not ok ;-;

Has anyone done this yet?

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I didn’t appreciate the question where I had to choose a favourite book 😭 there was also too many good photos of their cat 😔❤️

please take my quiz i worked very hard on it :3

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Jun Wu, writing "FAILURE" on a chalkboard: Can anyone give me an example of a failure?

Xie Lian: *raises hand excitedly*

Jun Wu: Correct, Xianle. Anyone else?

[inspired by this post]

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OH MY GOD I AM NOT OK

my eyes my back my fingers my thighs my neck my ears my whole body were sacrificied for this piece. never will i ever do something like this again!!! surely!!!!!!! also watch me sneak in a pomegranate in each drawing i do XD

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They look so good and so cute omg 😭😭😭

choose your fighter.

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Liu-shidi's shixiong delivery service

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some modern au wlw beefleaf from an au i made with friends!

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Since MXTX said HuaLian live until the modern times, have some random headcanons:

Hua Cheng keeps being an interior decorating king so of course his and Xie Lian's home is tastefully decorated for every season and holiday. However, that doesn't stop Xie Lian from occasionally adding the fugliest item ever because he got emotionally attached to it in the store. "It was all by itself, San Lang, nobody wanted it... i know what that feels like better than anyone..." and now they're both sniffling holding an ugly styrofoam pumpkin in the middle of the fall decor isle of Ikea.

The stray animals food budget is off the charts but it's nobody's fault all strays are immediately drawn to Xie Lian and he has to feed them cause he "knows what it's like to be hungry". This does not just include cats and dogs but also rats, raccoons, several bird species and at least one coyote.

Speaking of budgets, the financial control authorities are lowkey on Hua Cheng's case because he is still stinking rich but nobody knows where the cash is coming from. They think Ghost City is the name of some shady mafia establishment and are trying to find dirt on Hua Cheng but there is literally nothing there and it eats the government alive.

Xie Lian occasionally dumpster dives in places where he knows they throw perfectly salvageable things. Hua Cheng cries every time it happens but he stands watch so the police doesn't arrest his husband for it.

In the same vein, Xie Lian insists on recycling literally everything. They have those different colored trash bins and everything, and every time Hua Cheng places an item in the wrong bin, Xie Lian gives him a disapproving look that has the ghost king crumble.

They have so many house plants. It's like a little jungle in their living room but the air is so crisp.

They keep several scrapbooks of paintings, pictures, letters etc from all the people they met to remember them even hundreds or thousands of years after those people have passed away. Even if they now have access to phones and other media for storage, they keep up the tradition of using scrapbooks and notebooks anyway.

Xie Lian is actually up to date with memes and internet slang but has embraced being a cringe Facebook grandpa and is now committed to the persona. Hua Cheng finds this hilarious (he runs a very well maintained beauty channel and a side channel on swords where Xie Lian features in every video and geeks out about their sword collection. They have a golden button and a very large following).

Hua Cheng has a 25 step skincare routine and only uses the fanciest brands of products for literally everything. Xie Lian still swears by 8 in 1 shampoo and somehow has clearer skin. Hua Cheng is both enamored and scandalized about it.

Hua Cheng is a very big fan of acryllics and lets Xie Lian pick the base color every time. Xie Lian takes this task very, very seriously and tries to coordinate it with any activities/events they have planned so Hua Cheng stays being stylish.

Hua Cheng has a portable Dyson Airwrap with him at all times because one time a kid said his hair looks like a wet dog.

Xie Lian is not allowed to get a job because every time he tried to along the decades he became a cautionary tale somehow.

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For a boy weak in social graces and physical strength, I knew it was impossible for me to become the king of a real castle here on earth, but in the land of my imagination, I could build a phantom castle and become its lord. Even the neighborhood bully couldn’t do a thing to wreck a castle in the air. It would never even occur to a blockhead like him to climb up the clouds that led the way there.

Edogawa Ranpo, “The Phantom Lord” essay (1936) from The Edogawa Ranpo Reader

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This disciple may be a little clingy

[ID: A Scum Villain comic. First, Shen Qingqiu pats disciple Luo Binghe on the head. Luo Binghe happily exclaims "Shizun!" as Shen Qingqiu thinks, "I can fix him."

Then we see Luo Binghe as an adult, looming over Shen Qingqiu and crushing their faces together, lovingly exclaiming "Shizun" while manically smiling. Shen Qingqiu makes eye contact with a very tight smile and thinks while screaming and cursing, "I made him worse!!!" End ID]

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my controversial opinion is that i actually think binghe is more stable than shen yuan. binghe was under the influence of The Sword That Kills You And Makes You Evil when he did the craziest stuff in svsss. he's a mentally-ill young adult who's been routinely ostracized from his peers since birth. you'd be hard-pressed to find someone in his situation that WOULDN'T have a catastrophic meltdown, evil sword aside. he improves leaps and bounds even in the short time from the end of vol 3 to the end of vol 4, and he's clearly trying his best to work out his issues and heal. shen yuan is just actually crazy. he was really going to suck binghe's dick as a "straight" "man" because it "would be sad if he had a boner and didn't do anything with it." he saw that binghe was keeping his corpse at his bedside every day for 5 years and adamantly insists that this isn't inappropriate in any way, and in fact finds it gut-wrenchingly romantic. when he initially refuses binghe he gets all mopey and pissy that binghe DIDN'T proceed to tie him up and violate him. he tells his binghe that if he was pregnant with fetushe he would never abort him. he's absolutely insane. you know his reddit account was legendary.