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also today i was walking my dog and some old dude, in southern fashion, stopped to talk to me about her for a solid 5 minutes and at one point she started barking at something and i said sorry she’s so loud and he said to me “aw that’s alright. she’s a coonhound so she’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at rapture” and then chortled as though he hadn’t just spit the southern equivalent of shakespearean improv at me on the street
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Inktober 2018: Day 31: Alien Year: 1979 Director: Ridley Scott Country: UK • USA
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message me if you have t.A.T.u. “all the things she said” on vinyl (anime cover art only) and are willing to part with it
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#Yaaaaa NOOOOOSEEEE#ITS SO CUTE#LIKE IM LOSING MY SHIT OVER UR FUCKIN POWDERED NOSE ITS PRECIOUS IM DROWNING
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for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.
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sex is cool but have you heard Mr Brightside drunk at 2am because that is true bliss
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Magnetic ball in magnetic putty
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Misfire and Swerve compilation because I love them?
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lookin like a sad johnny bravo
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i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
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