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Okay, so I tried to find a cast for Emmeline Vance

What do you think about Havana Rose Liu ???? (she's so pretty for real)

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Situation: Draco after anesthesia

Draco: - Who are you?

Harry: - Don't you recognize me?

D: - No.

H: - Are you sure, Draco?

D: - Draco? As in I'm Draco?

H: - Yes, that's your name.

D: - *laughs with a grunt* LIKE A DRAGON?

H: - *also laughing* Yeah.

D: - *suddenly serious* I LOVE DRAGONS!

H: - You're named after a constellation.

D: - I LOVE CONSTELLATIONS!

H: *laughs out loud*

D: - Hey!

H: - Yeah?

D: - You're so handsome. I would definitely remember you, because you are sooooo handsome. I think you're the most handsome guy I've ever seen.

H: *laughs again*

D: - Do you work here?

H: - No.

D: - Then why are you sitting here?

H: - I'm looking after you.

D: - Oh, that's nice. Do you have a boyfriend?

H: - Yes, I do.

D: - *clearly upset* Damn, that fucking asshole is lucky.

H: - You know who that is?

D: - No. Does he work here?

H: - No, he's admitted here.

D: - *suspiciously narrows his eyes* Soooo?

H: - You're my boyfriend, Draco.

D: *with genuine surprise and admiration* I am?

H: - Yes.

D: *in tears* Oh, my God... How long have we been dating? Do we love each other? Because I think I definitely love you.

H: - *smiles* I do too. Actually, we're married.

D: - WE'RE MARRIED???? *leans back on the bed and starts crying even harder* Jesus, you're not kidding?

H: *laughs* No, Draco.

D: - And how long have we been married???? AND WE HAVE A DRAGON?

H: - *laughs again* We have been married for a very long time. We don't have a dragon, but we do have a dog and a cat.

D: *sobs* I LOVE DOGS AND CATS AND YOU. JESUS, MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.

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when james and regulus get married, they don’t tell anyone.

they’re both rich and pretentious and a bit snobby, so everyone expects them to have a massively expensive and well-planned ceremony. and initially, that’s what they were going to do.

and then one night they’re lying in bed together, and james turns over and says ��let’s get married in the morning” and regulus, without missing a beat, says “okay.”

they get dressed up and head to the courthouse, recite their vows in a private room and sign the necessary papers, and then they go home. they cook and drink wine and have their first dance in their kitchen, illuminated by the golden glow of the setting sun, and it’s all perfect.

it’s all they need, and they don’t have to wait any longer for their forever.

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“Don’t believe in adults’ lies of sacrificing today’s happiness for the sake of tomorrow’s. Don’t forget the truth that you have to be happy today, in order to be happy tomorrow.”

— Sassy, Go Go

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GAYS WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR EACHOTHER

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pandora: god help the person who ends up dating barty

evan:

evan: i’m dating barty

pandora: my condolences

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girlies that kinda remind me of each other 💕

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Call me by your name vibe, it’s soon the summer it’s time to rewatch it !

in these trying times, we’re not trying

heaven jegulus bc who else would it be? @sequinhaze

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Sirius: *laying face down on the floor*

James: so Remus said he liked you?

Sirius: yeah

James: ...and you asked him to marry you?

Sirius: yes.

James: oh shit. Did he freak out?

Sirius: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Remus, walking into the library: lily holy shit I’m getting married

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writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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Regulus: *watching James*

Regulus: Je t’aime plus que tout. Tu es tout pour moi.

James: What does that mean?

Regulus: You’re smart, figure it out.

James: Is was an insult wasn’t it? :(

Regulus: No *walks away*

Regulus: *mutters* And that’s why it was in French - there’s no way I would compliment you in a language you understand

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Imagine:

Regulus writes his friends that he just adopted a pet.

Everyone starts arguing on which pet he adopted (most of them thinks it's a cat, but some thinks it's a snake or something strange like that).

Then they go at Regulus' home and they find a huge fucking stag in the middle of the living room.

(aka: James, who went there to ask Regulus out, panicked and turned into a stag out of Regulus' door. And Regulus just. Saw a stag in front of his house and was like: "okay. Suppose it's mine now").

Sirius laughed so hard that day he almost choked

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Yeah vitamins of course 🤡

Sirius: how are you always so chill?

Remus: *on depression meds, xanax, weed, denial of his mental health issues & and a random pill he found on the bathroom floor* vitamins

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yes♥

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If Anna is one day in a sirius relationship 🥲

sirius, who just found out about jegulus, to regulus: YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND

remus: hello?

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some random ravenclaw girl flirting with Remus: did you fall from heaven? because-

Sirius: are you implying that he's the devil? because he definitely is.

James: yeah, in bed.

Peter: with Sirius.

Sirius:

Remus:

ravenclaw girl:

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Barty: what's more important? Hanging out with your friends or going out with your boyfriend?

James: Reg, I can't go alone... please?

Evan: uh oh, we're losing him