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Oh to be a turtle, with their creeping, violent pasts.

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Attempting to make one my eportfolio paper mildly ominous by referring to people as “the humans”

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JUST FOUND OUT MY FAVORITE DND CHARACTER IS LITERALLY FANE FROM DIVINITY 2 AND I DIDNT KNOW HE EXSISTED TIL MY DM FOUND OUT ABOUT HIM AND TOLD ME.

He’s a skeleton artificer who carves his bones into his tools, he decided that being undead is to be immortal and he wants to “help” everyone by making the world undead.

AND I LITERALLY JUST FOUND OUT THAT THATS LITERALLY FANE

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Wait, no, that was just me

Repeat after me: “I am an ancient, eldritch god and the shenanigans of mortals shall not affect my mental health.”

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omg it got 2 notes

Repeat after me: “I am an ancient, eldritch god and the shenanigans of mortals shall not affect my mental health.”

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Fear me mortals

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The fact that a single person found this meaningful and gave it a note makes me happy.

Repeat after me: “I am an ancient, eldritch god and the shenanigans of mortals shall not affect my mental health.”

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Dance with a devil but don’t bring it into bed, for it will devour you whole.

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The first person just followed this blog. The pressure is on.

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This is the same show that had the line “Let’s send these women to the dark ages back where they belong.”

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Repeat after me: “I am an ancient, eldritch god and the shenanigans of mortals shall not affect my mental health.”

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The DM started giggling and won’t stop after a roll help.

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You just look down and realize “oh yeah... I have HANDS...”

Forgot everything including myself existed again.

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Forgot everything including myself existed again.

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GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

Sometimes I just want to be loved. #EthicalMemes

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I AM AN ELDRITCH GOD. And like all gods of ancient yore we turn to the mortals to prove that it’s worth living with our past oversights. Despite villages razed and cities destroyed they still continue to send support in the form of sacrifices. It’s nothing short of mildly endearing.

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Being Ace works differently for everyone as it’s a spectrum, the best analogy I’ve come up with for how it works.

People are like food to the non aces out there, and sexual attraction is looking at food amd saying “damn, that looks delicious, I wanna eat that.”

To an Ace people are more like flowers, they’re beautiful, amd aestheticly pleasing. Aces might get hungry, they might even eat a flower or two and even like the taste, but you don’t look at flowers for the purpose of eating them, and don’t feel the urge to eat them when you’re hungry.