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I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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A true professional

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You want some serious old fart advice? Never, ever lend your friends more money than you think you can lose permanently. I don't fucking care if they say they'll pay you back. I don't care how small the amount is. Write that shit off as gone in your mind. It will eat at you forever if you don't.

Some people say the same thing about family, but I think it applies more to friends. Family is (usually) held together by obligations the way friends aren't. And money is a huge stressor in all kinds of relationships, not just romantic.

I'm not saying this to bum you out. I'm telling you because this is not something you want to learn on your own. Because it fucking sucks to realize it's one reason you're no longer friends, whether you were necessarily aware of it or not.

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I wondered if anyone had requested this yet on Cameo and then remembered that I have money to exchange for goods and services

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Some Davrin doodles while I'm in between bigger projects!

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if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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??????

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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i know things are bleak right now but no matter how scary it gets, dont start rewatching supernatural. dont do anything you cant take back just because it seems dark right now 🫶 like pulling up the first ep of the cw’s supernatural