she/her, old enough to get a discount on car insurance for it
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Maybe the Midwest isn't as good a place as I thought...
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I have this saved as you KNOW he would.png
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Do I have to do everything myself around here?
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me: idk about the murderbot show you guys… I’ve got some worries…
ratthi:

me: okay I will make an exception he looks very polite
#OH#okay...OKAY#I was Not going to watch it#but this and knowing Martha Wells is apparently stoked for it#has me willing to give it a shot#reblob
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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.
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Don't you think you owe it to readers to give them what they want?
No? What an odd take. Read my fic or don't.
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when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

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*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak
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how does your oc feel about crying in front of other people? do they avoid it as much as possible, or do they not care about others seeing? or are they only comfortable crying in front of specific people - who?
#Fi is not terribly emotional#but they're also happily intune with their feelings#they do prefer to cry privately#but they're not ashamed by any means#if Lucas is crying it's because he's been pushed to such a point#that he couldn't possibly give a shit who sees#Barbie would rather die#she has such a strict view of herself and how she wants OTHERS to view her#and she knows she's pretty weak physically#she can't be seen as weak in other ways#[chews on my other blorbos thoughtfully]#reblob
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every day i am hate-crimed by this cat
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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
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Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you
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Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit
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Okay, here’s an interesting question. What hobbies do you guys have that wouldn’t be apparent from your online presence? Like something you spend a lot of time doing or thinking about beyond whatever you post on your blog.
#I think most of my hobbies would be pretty 'yeah that tracks'#dunno about 'apparent' though#mostly the problem is I rarely stick to a single hobby#but I like gardening#I like fussing with spreadsheets and planning budgets#(I'm considering it a hobby because I do it voluntarily and enjoy it)#writing is one#I used to write and sell love letters on etsy and that was fun#until it became stressful#uhhh#I like video games#and a lot of fibercrafts#bothering my future wife#reblob
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