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[alfred coleman eggman voice] yeah i've seen your what if show marvel. how about this, what if bruce banner got his happy ending with betty ross. what if bruce banner was fucking happy. huh? how about that marvel how's that for a what if

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What if we do the Mishapocalypse again to really scare of twitter users, become uninhabitable for anyone who hasn't gone through one, for the sake of the ecosystem

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Oh hello, Tumblr

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MY SOUL

The Kraken

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I MISS MY SMOL BEAN

enough professor hulk enough professor hulk ENOUGH PROFESSOR HULK. give me lil bruce banner back RIGHT now

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Hey OP. Permission to wrote fanfic

Modern AU Stede isn't a tailor or a flower shop owner btw. He's a divorced dad in his late 40's who just figured out he's queer and wants to 'engage with his community' and 'do something fun for once' so he opens a queer bar. Unfortunately he has no fucking idea HOW to run a queer bar, like at all. It's the most ridiculous bar you've ever been in. He stocks more tea than alcohol. There is a wall of bookshelves next to a place that's often used as a make shift dance floor. On Tuesdays and Sundays they open early and serve 'brunch' while Stede does dramatic readings of fairytales. 'Perhaps you'd be more comfortable making it a cafe' 'no its a BAR I want it to be a bar' stede insists. Its called 'The Revenge'. Because what is a modern au of if not a bizzare place for queers to hang out?

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these tags are so funnyyyy

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literally if you’re new to tumblr: reblog shit

“it wont fit my aesthetic” make a sideblog. reblog to it.

“i hate tagging” don’t tag then. reblog it anyway.

“but my likes are public” ppl here dont fucking look at your likes. they dont do anything anyway. reblog it.

“you just want attention” jokes on you, I dont make shit anymore. I’m talking about other artists.

“it’s embarrassing” tumblr is an anonymous platform. make a sideblog if you’re too cowardly

“but on twitter its fine to have lurk accounts” well they suck ass here and are assumed to be bots. reblog.

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I rarely comment on fics I read... But yeah. That's usually when I do it. Lmao

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

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rewatching the first Avengers movie & it turns out my love of Bruce Banner is still going strong 😤

like,,, he's just the perfect balance of sexy and smart. a little socially awkward, but would still come to the party to be with you, ya know? just as long as you cling to his arm to help keep him grounded.

subtle, slightly strange sense of humor. the kind that makes you pause in surprise before bursting into laughter. and he loves that sound, too. wants to hear your laugh every single day. it brings one of those easy smiles to his face and he doesn't get those often enough.

his favorite thing in the world is those soft moments. waking up to you and your soft snores, trailing his fingers along the curve of your waist. your bare skin is so warm, goosebumps following his touch. the way you smile when you meet his eyes in those first sleepy moments of waking.

he adores you and he lets you know it, too. he brings you coffee when you're hard at work and accepts the grateful kisses he gets in return with a happy smile. he's great at working that tension from your shoulders after a hard day. not to mention, he loves to help. literally anything he can do, work wise or not, he doesn't hesitate to jump in if you need him.

bruce banner. world's best man.

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This is how I pictured the Burrow but more vibrant...

Abandoned house in Belgium looks like an evil witch’s house

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I've never noticed... How similar Dean and Eileen are...

Whats the saying? You either date the opposite of your parents or a reflection of your parents.

Sam dated Jessica = His Mom

Sam with Eileen = Dean (Man who raised him.)

10.7 | 15.6

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THE TAG

The TAGS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

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I have a lot of words that no one wants to listen to do here I go. Saying the words regardless.

No one cares. And that's fine. I care too much and... I suppose that's fine too. But I don't feel fine. I feep sad, angry, isolated, and helpless.

You're allowed to feel how you want but when do you feel better? When does sadness evolve to contentment? When does angry evolve to peace?

I dont know but... Sometimes it's just easier to float away.

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Im grateful for speakers that allow me to blast Hamilton the Musical on loop for my entire 8 hour shift and drive my co-workers insane.

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

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Your like Aye thats Gucci thats so tight.

And I'm like... Yo that's 50 dollars for a tshirt...

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb