darkryt
Darkryt
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I used to be a writer with wide and varied interests. Then I watched Arcane and now literally all my thoughts about it and League-adjacent shipping.
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darkryt · 6 months ago
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HOT TAKE:
EzLux isn't a bad ship, Riot just sucks at writing relationships and actually using their characters.
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darkryt · 1 year ago
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Hopes and Fears for Arcane Season 2
So we're getting teasers for the best show adapted from a MOBA that you can watch on Netflix getting its second season and a release date of November 24. Just today we got a little teaser clip so here's my hopes and dreams and fears for Arcane Season 2.
HOPES
Vander being Warwick. Caitlyn and Vi relationship A logical progression for how Vi turns from where she was at the start of Arcane into how she is in League in a way that's missing from her compared to most of the other characters. You can watch Arcane and imagine how Jinx in Arcane changes into Jinx in League of Legends, or how Caitlyn does or Viktor does - you might have to make some inference and assumptions, but the arc is trackable in way that is just … not with Vi. How does someone hurt by Piltover's systems so much became a person who works for those systems? Someone who fights because she has to into someone who revels in violence and power? From a loving sister whose every motivation is reuniting with her sister to an Enforcer who just beats people up? The flashback they've mentioned in interviews of Ekko trying to rescue Powder from Silco because that seems like a formative experience for how their relationship is in the modern day. My girls Renata Glasc and Seraphine, even if it justs cameos. OPTIONAL: Vi and Jinx teaming up to fight or subdue Warwick and this allowing them to heal their trauma by proxy (but propbably too optimistic for this series). Exploration of Vi and Caitlyn's relationship. Ideally with kissing and or even sex. Just something that makes it unambigously clear they are gay in a way that bigots can't point to and say "It's ambigious!!!!" More story with Sevika. I saw a theory floated online that Sevika was concieved of as way to give Vi a big fight at the end without her fighting Jinx because the writers decided their relationship wasn't quite at the point where she and Jinx would have this all-out, dragout, knock-down brawl, and I'd be really sad if they spent as much time allowing Sevika to exist and to serve as a rival to Vi only for them to dump her in a closet or kill her off cheaply as the story zeros in on how Vi and Jinx become mortal enemies. Jinx hallucinating Silco the way she does Mylo and Claggor.
FEARS
Timebomb or Ekko becoming Jinx's boyfriend, and espcially not any sort of arc where Ekko's love redeems or reforms Jinx in any way Orianna being Singed's daughter. At first I liked this idea by after a blog-post by Orianna super-fan (here) I'm off it. Jinx getting a boyfriend at all, really. Her story has enough drama without a shoe-horned romance plot! Caitlyn and Vi being queer-baited and doing lots of yearning looks that look good in an AMV but not actually progressing their relationship in any meaningful way. Vi getting amnesia. In at least some versions of League story (and League of Legends has a … let's say loose relationship with things like canon and continuity), Vi's League story involves her losing her memories before mysteriously re-appearing as a Piltover Enforcer. This is an example of a broader trend of League of Legends' approach to storytelling that makes a lot of things ambigious or mysterious (cough, so they can make it up later or change their minds). But Vi losing her memories in Arcane would be such a lazy cheap way to effectively give her an identity death in order to force her to fit into the contour of League Vi without doing any of the character building or dramatic work to explore or explain how someone goes from poor orphan to collared criminal to an Enforcer and I just really hope they don't do it! Skye taunting Viktor in the form of hallucinations that egg him on towards his eventually fall and turn to robotic villainy. Not that it wouldn't be in-keeping with the series as it stands (both Vi and Jinx see people who aren't there), but Skye being oblierated was such an obvious fridging-manpain moment that I don't want to be reminded about it, and I've never really watched the reboot of Battlestar Galactica until it was doing re-runs on streaming but there's a character in there whose whole thing is being a hot sexy succubus projected into someone's mind (and remember that's a sci-fi story) and it was so stupid and tropey that I just don't want to see anything similiar. This may not be Arcane's fault but man. I don't want them to go there! Likewise on the note of Sevika, I don't want to see her just unceremoniously killed off in the first three episodes just to make room for the Jinx/Vi rivalry. Some sort of redemption for Jinx that involves her dying or sacrificing herself. It's 2023! 2024 when this comes out! Support women's wrongs! If you ARE going to let her have a redemption, don't take the coward's way out!
AMBIVALENT Viktor completing his transformation from sickly man seeking cure for his ilnness to a robotic terrorist who thinks everybody should become a robot. Shimmer being linked to the Void. This is a theory I've see floated around due to some visuals in the scene where Viktor introduces Shimmer to the Hexcore. I don't really care if this pans out or not. Some people might want to Whether Cassandra dies. It'd be strange for her to die but Jayce and Viktor to survive (and you know those two will because they are Named Characters) but for Cassandra to die in the same room. It'd provive angst and tension between Caitlyn, Jinx and Vi, sure, but Caitlyn already has reason enough to want to arrest Jinx even if her own mother doesn't die directly from the missile. Whether Camille shows up. Given the focus on conflict between Piltover and Zaun, it's a logical step to have the walking embodiment of Piltover's oppression show up, but I don't feel like she needs to be present.
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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"Dana couldn't have communicated that Lilith is Aroace directly, it's asking a lot of her as a creator."
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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Who’s reading comprehension is SO BAD that they read about the tragedy of Boromir giving into the temptation of the Ring and they thought “Ah, Boromir is weak of heart and easily swayed and Inferior”, and not the intended “Boromir was corrupted by the Ring because that is how the Ring works - by subverting and corrupting good souls.”
broke: Boromir was corrupted by the ring because he was weak of heart
woke: Boromir was corrupted because his heart was full. full of love for his brother, for Gondor, for Minas Tirith. Does that make his heart weak? Does a heart motivated by passions and the desire to help others make it weak? Is it wrong and evil to be weak? friendly reminder, the way Sauron deceived Boromir was not by promising him wealth, nor power, nor his own safety- he thought he would be strong enough to defend a whole city and defeat Sauron. Boromir had a heart that was neither weak nor strong, but both at the same time- his heart was full.
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"
Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.
Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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"don't treat me like a child" also probably don't treat children like that
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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it’s about the person who thinks they’re inherently violent choosing to be gentle with the person they love
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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i relate to jinx arcane because i too fuck everything up all the time
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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So many of my ships are just this ...
oh you’re insufferable? *suffers you easily and gladly*
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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4 day work week, 4 hour work day, universal basic income, guaranteed housing, water, food, education, healthcare and internet. And anything less is conservative nonsense.
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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Women in STEM❤️
Stabbing❤️ Tearing❤️ Eating❤️ Maiming❤️
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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can tumblr make a community label for ‘x reader’ posts so i never have to see a single one ever again
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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Is that why it’s so much better than Dark Souls
elden ring is a comedy first a porn game second and an rpg like sixth
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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The reason you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth is because if you were buying a horse, you would look into its mouth and inspect its gums to see how healthy it was. But if you were gifted a horse, going to immediately inspect its mouth for health is very rude to the person gifting to you.
I hate the phrase "You shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth." That sounds like something the Greeks would say to Troy.
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darkryt · 2 years ago
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girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok
yes i am
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