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yeah...because people hit brick walls until their knuckles bleed in a release of personal anguish and utter despair.. that’s how it goes. it's not like they get bloody knuckles pounding in other peoples faces until the constant beating causes so much friction/conflicting force that the skin on their knuckles bruise and tear thus they start to bleed... perhaps this is also in a release of personal anguish and despair... but... but at the cost of another's pain and personal anguish.. even death/permanent disability maybe. and it’s probably more due to toxic masculinity and ego than personal anguish/sadness BUT STILL so.. poetic..so hott.. that is definitely romantic right tharr.  so soooo.. bah. yeah. what imma tryin’ to say is: fuck this shit.

I’m not sure I’ll ever stop seeing bruises and bloody knuckles as romantic. Not because pain is particularly beautiful, but because it means that person has felt something. They’ve walked a few miles alone and learned how to trust their own footsteps, even if it hurt. It’s not that they even came out stronger in the end; rather, they are more than the worst of what happened to them. They kicked, screamed, cried and crawled, but they made it out alive. Don’t tell me there isn’t poetry in scars.

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written and submitted by @abbyharris578

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i hate this?

the message is stupid.

it’s not really funny. but I guess they tried so idk. they can have 1/3 of a gold star for effort.

and as someone else pointed out the pencils are not quite lined up right which makes it more infuriating. I wanna fix it. But, alas, it is just pixels on my lappie’s screen so I can’t...

and i mean...

no one never makes mistakes. and anyone who think they never makes mistakes deserves a reality smack.

no one always makes mistakes. and anyone who thinks they always make mistakes needs a hug and reassurance that is bull.

if people didn’t too *anything* they’d die within a day or so due to dehydration. Heck, even breathing is an action. Sorta. Depending on your outlook. Same with thinking, even if no literal action is too occur. There are (some) quadriplegics who can’t talk either but can use those keyboards that are somehow connected to their eye movements and write sometimes - slowly but surely - quite elaborate thoughts, sometimes even mad genius thoughts like Stephen Hawking. But he couldn’t really physically DO much.

what is “average”? kinda think it is a myth in regards to a person (and perhaps one of the most ultimate insults). sure some people have qualities about themselves that are the mean/average within that category. But no one is entirely made of the average of all qualities. Some are above (or below) the average. Or just considered outliers which can be remarkable or unremarkable.

There are four types of people, those who are average, never make mistakes, make nothing but mistakes, don’t do anything.

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uh cremation tho

People with breast-implants who die eventually decay into two boob-shaped pieces of plastic (source)

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Woes of an Avid Daydreamer

Writer can relate. i knows it. Anyone creative/imaginative could, really...

Me: *kills off a character (aka a beloved OC) in a particular storyline*

*goes through the 5 stages of grief* 

1) Denial.

“THEY ARE NOT REAL. THEY ARE A WORK OF FICTION. THEY ONLY EXISTED IN MY MIND. THEREFORE, THEY CANNOT DIE!! ...Right?”

2) Anger.

“HOW IS IT I CAN MAKE MYSELF FEEL FEELS. MY MENTAL HEALTH CAN’T TAKE THIS. I LITERALLY HATE MYSELF FOR KILLING THIS DANG /FICTIONAL/ CHARACTER EVEN THO IT WAS AN ESSENTIAL DEATH FOR ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTER’S DEVELOPMENT. AAUUGH! WHY AM I LIKE THIS!?! *angrily sobs*”

3) Bargaining.

“Wh-What if I killed X character instead? That would have been better. X character had like no personality or character development at all. *meaning that the character development in the main character would have never happened but SHUT UP I’M STILL KINDA IN STAGE 1*”

4) Depression.

“*sobs* MY BAAABYYYYYY! MY BAAAAAAABYYYYY! WHYYYYYYYYYY!?! *insert more ugly crying*”

5) Acceptance.

aka I have since written/thought up 100s of AUs where the character I killed off lives - storyline be damned!

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15 Days

Well, I know what I wanna do

I wanna draw that picture that’s in my head (Woo!)

If I mess up (yeah prolly gonna mess up), I know what I’m gonna do

I’m gonna fix that error that’s ruining my sad attempt at art. (Yeah?)  um... YES?

And if I fuck up (and if I – didn’t I already fuck up?)

Yeah, I know, I messed up again tho so gotta fix that now and hopefully not fuck up again (It’s on me)

 But I’ll be working on this for 15 days

And then it’s likely be at least 15 more

Just to finish this goddamn piece of shit art

And then cry all them tears of joy

 When I’m working (that means drawing)

Yes I’m gonna draw, gonna then mess up, and fix just to get this idea off my chest (oh my god!)

What with the money (syke. This aint fo money)

Eh, may some time long down the road

But right now I’m just trying to not screw up

When I finish (lol Finish? You?)

I’m gonna do, I’m gonna draw, yet another idea that’s been plaguing me

And then I’ll make an error, oh so many errors, cuz that’s just kinda how I do

I bet I’ll be screwing up til I’m 6 ft down

 (Crap!)

But I’ll be working on this for 15 days

And then it’ll like be at least 15 more

Just to finish this goddamn piece of shit art

And then I’ll cry all them tears of joy

 Da Da Dammit (I done it again)

Da Da Dammit (I DONE it again)

Da Da Dammit (OH GAWD, AGAIN!?)

Da Da Dammit (pls just kill me now)

 (Ladies and Gentlemen – The Fuck-Up!)

 When I make a mistake, ohhh I’ll be making some mistakes

I’m gonna fix every damn single one of them

When I dream, I dream of finishing

Only to see I messed up the other eye – ugh. Again.

And I’ll mess up, for the love of – why am I like this?

I’m going to fixin them derp-ups eternally

When I finally finish (This joke again?)

Yeah, haha, that was joke, I’m still screwing up this shit like it’s my job

But, conflabbit, I swear I’ll finish this someday

 But I’ll be working on this for 15 days

And then it’ll likely be at least 15 more

Just to finish this goddamn piece of shit art

And then I’ll cry them tears of joy

 Da Da Dammit (I done it again)

Da Da Dammit (I DONE it again)

Da Da Dammit (OH GAWD, AGAIN!?)

Da Da Dammit (pls just kill me now)

Da Da Dammit (srsly. why god, why have you forsaken me?)

Da Da Dammit (*sounds of tables being overturned and things breaking in the background*)

Da Da Dammit (*primal screams of agony in the background*)

  Da Da Dammit (Give me a minute)

Da Da Dammit (I SAID give me a fooking minute!)

Da Da Dammit (*ugly crying in the background*)

 And I’ll be working on this for 15 days

And then it’ll likely be at least 15 more

Just to finish this goddamn piece of shit art

And then I’ll cry all them tears of joy

[[my apologies to The Proclaimers]]

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incorrectception (or, alternatively, maybe incorreception?)

The only time incorrectly isn’t spelt incorrectly, is when it’s spelt incorrectly.

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sweet! now I have two phones :D

Imagine how freaked out you would be if you actually found your phone while using your phone flashlight to search for your phone… (source)

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pls support https://www.patreon.com/ExtraFabulousComics

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I have one word to describe my feelings about this: “Uncomfortable”

I feel oh so much discomfort rn...

Tickling is the rape of laughter

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I’m klutzy af. Candlelight dinners aren’t special with me (they never were). They are a legit fire hazard. Things catching on fire is kind of a mood killer, y’feel me?

Candlelight dinners weren’t so special until lightbulbs were created

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what? what kinda logic is this?

Does the surgeon have to worry about they themselves being injured while doing an operation - like the patient suddenly waking up, grabbing the scalpel and stabbing them? or maybe a loved one of the patient is hovering over the surgeon, arm with a baseball bat, saying things like “you mess them up, I mess you up, y’hear what I’m sayin’?”. 

I’m fairly certain the person - not a thing btw - at risk is the patient in the surgeon scenario and the person at risk in the mechanic scenario is the mechanic. I don’t think it would be  smart to do mechanic work while the engine’s on ‘cause it would quite possibly be dangerous - maybe even deadly - to the mechanic. Also, stupid. A mechanic working on a car with the engine running is a moron. Hopefully a surgeon working on a living breathing person is smart - I mean they must have graduated med school, and thus gotten into a med school, so they probably aren’t dumb enough to do something like work on a car with the engine running. And surgeon + not running person (aka dead)  = med school-esque cadaver work and thus not actually surgery or, alternatively, a probably lawsuit and much sadness...

And above all that, comparing a human being to a car is kinda whack.

A human being is a living, sentient, and as a human, cognoscente/capable of reason (in theory) being.

A car is made up of manufactured, non-organic parts - it’s not alive. not even a little. not even if you name “her” Betsy. It’s an inanimate object - no pain will it every feel. It’s “death” would be nothing compared to the loss of a human life - granted you have any sense of reason w/in you... and a heart. It would be rather heartless to value a car over a person’s life.

I mean - honestly - a person has more in common with plants than an inanimate object. So saying something like “mowing the lawn is like genocide of grass” is more logical than this shower thought (p.s. it's a hyperbole example btw. I don’t take genocide lightly).

And people here are agreeing with the shower thought??? ...smh...

Being a surgeon is like being a mechanic except you have to fix the car while the engine is running

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wtf? They can remember about  a paper clip on the floor that is practically hidden under a cabinet, yet the car keys on the kitchen table are invisible and the milk in the fridge right before their very eyes may as well not exist?

I can only come up with one conclusion

(via CiaraTobin)

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I was fooling around in Sai with custom brush stuff (literally have no idea what I’m doing. I’ve been like a chimp at a typewriter lol) and this one came out kinda neat. It’s semi-transparentish... and I feel it would do well with painting. maybe not the entire painting, but for some effects - not exactly sure what I was doing here with the example - maybe something fur-esque... or a badly drawn pinecone... who knows? I was just messin’ around *shrugss*... And I can’t paint that well on my laptop with a mouse - should have probably done this on my surfacepro, but whatever.... So it just sort of a blobbly thing

I named it specimen A (well, technically specimn A as that is what fit...  >_>... But hey! I got 7 characters in the title part :D so I can’t rlly complain, haha)

It’s not exactly the first “specimen” as there were many “rejects” - mostly stuff that I couldn’t tell much difference from the default brush or where there was a super cringly looking texture to it ... like it’s painful to look at kinda texture... if anyone gets what I’m saying here (I’m not even sure I do). However, this is the first one I actually liked! So I’m sharing it. 

Also - sorry if it exists already and is posted somewhere - I didn’t mean to copy D: ... like I said... was - like I said - basically just being a chimp at a typewriter but more of a confused, inexperienced w/ digital person thing on a drawing program idk

p.s. writing on bottom (my tag basically) was not done in this brush - idk why I didn’t use the brush for the tag line thing, but I didn’t ...so yeah... that’s just putting my claim on the image, not  part of the example ^^;

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So are the settings of the soft brush lost??? I looked through the notes to see if there was a reblog with a fix and I didn’t really see any reblogs with writing or anything... or maybe if it’s only an image, it wouldn’t show in the scroll-y thing (idk what to call it...)

a person asked for these a long time ago but i can’t remember who :/c

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Welp

Me in a nutshell