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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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i am so proud of myself for starting and running a legitimately successful cat rescue (we are on like. month 6, we have a building, we’ve TNR’d upwards of 30 community cats & successfully desexed and adopted out over 60) but i desperately miss having nothing to do sometimes
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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
#text#reblog with#“traumatized villager who shares information about a nearby threat” kids could you lighten up a little.
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What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly
#text#reblog with#genuinely almost everything.#like i'll argue until i'm blue in the face that midwestern america actually has food that fucking slaps but personally? EYE am not about it
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My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.
What is your #1 video game recommendation
#text#reblog with#banished.#i would say skyrim but i think it's cheating to suggest a game with an added caveat that you need 600 mods
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drew this as fast as i possibly could. yay okay now you do it too
#photo#fuck i should have gotten this tattooed instead.#fun fact abt the author. i have an ouroboros tattooed around my right wrist. it is my third favorite tattoo#black rabbit of inle is first. dad tattoo is second. munch snake is third
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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
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have some fucking dignity
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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life
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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles
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there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting
#text#today was day 1 of getting to go through jeff's tax stuff for all of 2024#like all of his receipts and invoices and work orders for the rentals#my favorite time of year i get to make so many piles and sort so many things
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Most spoken language at home in the US excluding English
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Imo, christians would have an easier time with the trinity if they described it as like, “my god has three faces” or “jesus is the feet on the earth, the spirit the hands, and god the head” instead of restating polytheism verbatim
We should have a gathering in a place called Nicaea and have this discussion with the various Church leaders, cause I think you're on to something
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