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Celebrimbor: "ngl" implies that there are times when you're gl.

Annatar: gl!!! im gonna be fucking false with you bestie!

(based on this post by @fastdrawfarmboy)

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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Blazing Saddles (1974) // Dir. Mel Brooks

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"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"

"Your wife is hot."

"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"

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We've found strange geometries, clearly artificial spreading out great distances from the structures. The structures themselves are rather dull beyond having row after row of messages in various written languages. These were a treasure trove of knowledge as each language appeared to have the same message warning of a powerful and dangerous force trapped underground. Clearly whoever built these believed in some great curse and was devoted enough to stopping it to gather as many languages as they could to warn any who might come after.

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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ive never done cocaine but it doesn't look like it does anything. People act different after they snort it but they could have acted that way before. Because of free will

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out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random

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No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

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You are going to be trapped in a classroom or daycare room full of children for one school day and you will have to interact with them (assume there are other adults like a teacher or daycare employee present, so you don’t have to handle lessons/rules/emergencies, but you still have to interact with the kids via play, conversation, care, etc.)

*I’m aware this is an exaggeration of the term newborn, which is being used to simplify the options.

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ADAR and ELROND in THE RINGS OF POWER 2.07 Doomed to Die

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Adar & Galadriel ↳ The Rings of Power, S2E8 "Shadow and Flame"

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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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pls tell me what ur great grandparents did for a living in the tags if u know... mine were dairy farmers, bakery workers and a security guard lol