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Ok I made a fun one for the fun side of tumblr! You’re propositioned by this person at the bar for a beautiful night of love making
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you're dropped into tv land! spin the wheel to see where you end up!
#poll#reblog with#SQUID GAME????????????? i'll go fuck myself i guess#i have never seen squid game but i do know the premise. no thanks#well i guess it doesn't mean i'm a squid in the game. i could just be like. a person. i'll be bystander number six
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how i look at you after saying something incomprehensible

#text#i have begun sending j memes and he likes them but this would be too much i fear.#but also. yeah
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Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!
Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.
Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D
#poll#reblog with#i spun this wheel literally ten times and did not recognize a single fucking thing.
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reblog this and put in the tags what kind of content you watch on youtube
#text#reblog with#funnies: shxtsngigs. game grumps. smosh pit. good mythical morning/kitchen/more. ethan nestor. jacksepticeye. josh johnson. basement yard.#dork shit: townsends. early american. medieval madness. primitive technology. nerd of the rings. in deep geek. bernadette banner.#food and house stuff: b dylan hollis. sortedfood. alexandra gater. nick lewis.#asmr: gracev. cap bailey. frivolousfox. goodnight moon the GOAT. musing mira. jim. down to sleep. phoenician sailor.#also like. a bunch of skyrim mod review channels#i have also gotten back into gorlworld but only barely. mostly just zachary michael and obese2beast
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I love love love that jaime’s description of the smiling knight— “cruelty and chivalry jumbled up together”— is exactly what we see from arthur in his killing of the smiling knight. continuously cutting him until he was bleeding from a dozen wounds but keeping him alive. destroying his sword and stopping the fight to let him get a new one— basically showing him and everyone watching that the smiling knight was completely at his mercy. a condescending act of “chivalry” to a dead man walking that arthur was toying with like a cat playing with a mouse before eating it. making a mean joke out of the smiling knight’s chivalrous reputation but giving it up for a better joke— “it’s that white sword of yours I want” “then you shall have it ser”— where the punchline was the smiling knight’s immediate death. I’ve said it before but if it had been a bloody mummer or bronn or ramsay doing what arthur did, it would have been seen as unambiguously cruel and lacking morality, but since it’s arthur, a famous kingsguard with a magic sword, it’s interpreted differently even though it’s an exact literal illustration of the “cruelty and chivalry jumbled together” descriptor, which is told to us about the smiling knight but shown to us through arthur
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photos by Cole Wilson on ig for the rolling stones article
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Writing, at its core, is an utterly lonely experience. I both love it and hate if for that.
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@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours
#text#reblog with#what do you mean. are you just fucking out here rawdogging the world#i have a purse and then two small like. makeup bags inside of my purse. sort sort sort i love to arbitrarily sort#bag one: bleach wipes. lysol spray. wet ones. makeup remover wipes. two pairs of nitrile gloves. one pair of shoe covers. mini tissue pack#bag two: ibuprofen. dramamine. dayquil pills. tampons. caffeine pills. band-aids. nail file & nail glue. mini deodorant. mini hairbrush#outside pocket: hand sanitizer. power bank. extra charger. pens. vape. pen light#inside In General: extra flats. mini hair spray. hair clip. hair ties. between five and twenty dollars in cash. gum. multi tool#my purse is like. not very big at all. i just pack well#also hilariously i do not carry my phone keys or wallet in my purse#my phone is usually in my back pocket and my wallet is on my keychain. because i'll lose it otherwise
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been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
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Did your parents forbid you from watching certain cartoons? 
#poll#we didn’t have cable until i was like 15 but my grandma only let me watch PBS kids and she was 100% correct for that#she did Not like nickolodeon or cartoon network. and idt i’ve ever watched a disney channel show
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oh that’s not… that’s not the word, sweetie
#photo#baby just get burn spray.#i have a chest tattoo that took 18 hours over 4 sessions and you bet your sweet ass i used numbing spray for parts of it
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btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this
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but the great sea is terrible, tuor son of huor; and it hates the noldor, for it works the doom of the valar
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