#what do you mean. are you just fucking out here rawdogging the world

[dadfuckerfest]

Look what we found in Dad’s journal!

Weird.

Anyway, the Man writes like Yoda, but here is what we figured out:

1. What the fuck is a “Dadfucker Fest”?

It’s a weekend dedicated to the “fucking” part of Dadfucking.

2. How can someone contribute to this most wonderful and noble cause?

Give us porn! Remember, Dad wasn’t exactly a monk, and Dean gave him everything he’s ever had. All you have to do is write (or draw or edit) some dadsex and mention @dadfuckerfest and/or tag #dadfuckerfest (mentions are preferred, for consistency and notifications). We’ll reblog it to this page to share with your fellow dadfuckers and to save for posterity!

3. Wait, is it just John/Dean? What about [other canon/original character]?

Characters and ships other than John/Dean are most welcome! However, your work still has to be about J/D to some degree. This means threesomes, gangbangs, third-party POVs, role-play, J/D by-proxy, unrequited fantasies are a-okay. You can find some examples here. If you’re still unsure if something is allowed, feel free to ask for clarification. (Though to be honest, we’re not very picky over here.)

4.When is this dadsex going down?

When is it not going down?! Feel free to start working on your daddycestuous fic/art and sharing it as soon as you like. However, works will be reblogged to this blog on Friday, July 28th through Sunday, July 30th.

5. What’s with the day-by-day break-down?

Think of the day-by-day break-down as our reblog calendar, to help us categorize your works. Or if you like, think of them as very optional, not-at-all-serious “themes.” They are as follows: * Friday July 28th: (Pre-)Canon — i.e. the m/m J/D of our main timeline. * Saturday July 29th: Alternate Universe/Curses/Other Weird Shit— incl. genderswaps, John survives AUs, no-supernatural AUs, fuck-or-die, possession, Huntercorp, time-travel, monsterfucking, omega!verse, prequel AU, whatever your sicko heart desires! * Sunday July 30th: Kink — what it says on the tin: give us some kinky shit. As you can tell, the line between canon and AU is very blurry, and J/D can be kinky in any world. So don’t worry too much about sticking to themes – chances are, your work will fit in at least one of these days.

6. What about prompts?

Flip over to pg. 10 for instruction, and pg.11 for the list.

7. I don’t like any of the prompts and I want to freeball and/or rawdog it.

We see what you did there! Submissions need not be in response to a prompt. This is your chance to finish (or start!) some wips, to distill a story idea to its sexy essence without worrying about plot or worldbuilding, to turn a DFF ask into a little scene, etc. etc. Once again, as long as it’s J/D and porny we will take it!

More lore under the cut!

8. What is the desired porn-to-plot ratio?

As long as there is (a little, a hint of) fucking, we’ll take it! If you feel like you need plot to make your story work better/more enjoyable for *you*, please inject as much as you’d like.

9. How long should a fic submission be?

As long as tickles your pickle! You probably won’t get a lot of fucking done under 500 words, but feel free to prove us wrong.

10. I want you to reblog my stuff but this event name is very cringe and I don’t want to mention it.

A. Fuck you! B. You can notify us in other ways of your desire to share your filthy disgusting porn (e.g. dms, mention us in a reply, carrier pigeon, etc.)

11. John/Dean is so very sexy, but I’m shy and I don’t want to post on main. (This is NOT Jensen Ackles, by the way.)

They are the sexiest! You can post your work anonymously on ao3 and send us a link. You can also create a new tumblr account using a new email address and use that to share your wonderful daddycestuous creations. (If need be, we can also discuss email submissions).

12. Can my fic/art be used for another event?

Sure! As long as it hasn’t been published before.

13. Is non-con allowed?

Yes, but please give some heads-up in the tags or in the beginning of the fic.

14. Is under-age allowed?

See above.

15. I really want to participate but the timing doesn’t work for me.

No worries! a) Remember, you have two weeks from today to post whatever your heart desires. b) The point of this event is that it’s low stakes and there isn’t a lot of prep work required, which means theoretically we can have more than one round! If enough people want to participate again, we can definitely have a repeat later this summer/in the fall, etc. (Also, we always take late submissions!)

16. Who is the fucker behind the curtain?

Hi, it’s @egipci! Please feel free to send me any questions here or on my main blog!

17. We haven’t talked before/we don’t follow each other/I don’t like you. Can I still participate?

(Un)lucky for you, I love J/D about 1000x more than you don’t like me. As long as I can reblog your work to this blog, I will!

18. Your graphics suck! Our eyes are bleeding! Are you making this shit on a toaster?

Actually, I’m making it on an DIY busted-up Walkman-cum-toaster. If you got some better nerd instruments and you want to put them to good use, hit me up!

[cakejerry]

nooo he sang it in the second verse. YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA HOW STRAIGHT EDGE I CAN REALLY BE. like it's literally ltierally so bizarre to me like why are we trying to normalize LITERAL DRUGS 'oh but everyone does it' NO THE FUCK WE DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's not even a legal issue for me btw like its MORAL, like why are you willingly KILLING and MURDERING your brain, you fucking PUSSY who cant live a single second bearing the burden of the human condition, can't function without dampening your every sensation until you're walking through life in a haze, you're literally just setting yourself up to hate being alive as it is even more, what a fucking sad existence, FUCKING GROW A PAIR AND RAWDOG IT LIKE A WOMAN. NO DRUGS. NO ALCOHOL. NO CIGARRETTES. NO SEX. FACE THE PAIN LIKE A SOLDIER. FIND THE BEAUTY IN THE SPRING BREEZE. MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING DOPAMINE. i literally cant fathom it, people are really out here recreationally putting themselves in a state of lower intelligence, like, I CANNOT COMPREHEND IT. literally nothinggggggggggggggggggg is scarier to me than not being 10000% in control of my own thoughts. 'ohh but i just take a few puffs or an edible to relax' YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGUSTING FREAK OF NATURE AND YOU NEED TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. goes for all drugs btw but especially weed bc LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNN YOU TAKE SOMETHING THAT WILL HAVE QUESTIONABLE IMPACT ON YOUR BEHAVIOUR. LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE LETTING SOME OUTSIDE SOURCE CHEMICAL DECIDE WHETHER YOU LAUGH OR CRY OR SLEEP OR EAT. IS THIS NOT FUCKING INSANE TO ANYONE ELSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. i am literally the only one in the entire world who has broken through the conditioning and not fallen for the peer pressure. i feel like most teens start doing it because 'hur hur funny illegal drugz that my older friends say arent even that addictive and i wantz to be kool xD' and then grow up into retarded mentally stunted adults . also not to mention how the government literally released that shit into certain communities. and even now 100 years later yall cant break from the conditioning like yall are literally SHEEP of the mass media. they are CONTROLLING you. INCARCERATE THEM ALLLLL DEATH SENTENCE NOWWWWWW. anyways someone who smokes weed tell me their prognosis would jungkook actually do it and how would he act