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tim: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
tony: no it’s my fault, i shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police.
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116 - you're up early... hello?
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642 - you know, at bedtime or whatever.
#ncis#ncisedit#asofterworld#tim mcgee#ziva david#tony dinozzo#leroy jethro gibbs#edit#mine#asw#7x01#pic
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tim: i told tony his ears flush when he lies.
ziva: why?
tim: look.
tim: hey tony! do you love us?
tony, covering his ears: no.
ziva:
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tony: whaddya call a fish with no eye?
tim, not looking up: myxine circifrons
tony:
tony: fsh.
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tim: i told tony his ears flush when he lies.
ziva: why?
tim: look.
tim: hey tony! do you love us?
tony, covering his ears: no.
ziva:
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tony: tim and I don’t use pet names.
ziva: i see. hey, what do bees make?
tony: honey?
tim: yes, dear?
tony:
ziva: don't ever lie to my face again.
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*everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
gibbs: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.
everyone:
tim: ...i did. i broke it.
gibbs: no. no you didn't. tony?
tony: don't look at me. look at ziva.
ziva: what?! i didn't break it.
tony: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
ziva: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
tony: suspicious.
ziva: no, it's not!
jimmy: if it matters, probably not, but abby was the last one to use it.
abby: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
jimmy: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
abby: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, jimmy!
tim: okay let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, gibbs.
gibbs: no! who broke it!?
everyone:
jimmy: gibbs... tony's been awfully quiet.
tony: really?!
*everyone starts arguing*
gibbs, being interviewed: i broke it. i burned my hand so I punched it.
gibbs: i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
gibbs:
gibbs: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
#tim mcgee#leroy jethro gibbs#tony dinozzo#ducky mallard#jimmy palmer#ziva david#abby sciuto#mine#incorrect quotes#crack#text#ncis
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whos gonna break it to one anthony dinozzo that creating a whole fake persona just to flirt with a male coworker online is not a very heterosexual thing to do.
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McGee: I proudly identify as morosexual
DiNozzo: Elf Lord, what color is the pink panther?
McGee, taking off his shirt: Tony, you are so fucking stupid
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McGee: Look at how cute these pens are
Tony: Tim, that’s gay.
McGee: Tony, we’ve been dating-
@flootzavut what happens when I watch vine compilations in a depression fit.
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Nick: And Bishop, you could be my wife.
Ellie: Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer?
Nick: 'Cause we're partners in everything we do.
Jimmy: Aw.
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Kibbs reading spicy emails, for @unreliablenarratorink and @agentkalgibbs xx
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