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Ah yes RPF, the abbreviation for roleplay, I guess the F is just the friends we made along the way

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i unironically love how everyone bothers parsing out the meaning or justifying or finding coherence in anything dan and phil say that obviously makes absolutely no sense like the cheque thing in the pre-show when the two people involved are the most notorious liars in the history of the internet. everyone so committed to a healthy and active community ecosystem.

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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fuck i don't know i'm just making propaganda

vote phan

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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preshow question: my best friend and i go to japan in march- dan: gayyyyy

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remote crisis manager (part 2)

it's 4am in england and phil gets a call from dan who is having a crisis whilst in auckland before his show read on ao3

what's that? you wanted an alternate version where it was 4am in the uk instead? well here you go!! (part one here)

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we moved on from this too quickly bc this is genuinely one of the craziest stories dans ever told

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“but we’re indoor cats, you know what I mean?” 🐈‍⬛🐈🌈☀️

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remote crisis manager

it's 4am in auckland the day before dan's show and dan is having a crisis read on ao3

completely inspired by that EVIL buzzfeed article and dnp being gay and in love

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okay hi hottie

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 1

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It’s also like English class in that I’m going to mark that shit up with track changes a red pen when you turn it in.

Writing is fun because it’s like English class where you deconstruct a novel and the author’s choices and how that affects the story, except in reverse.

You get to go, I’m starting with A and B, how can I make C more impactful and show the most growth?

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Dan bragging about how everyone wants what they have.

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Something I find funny about their “anniversary” (idk what else to call it) is in December when they were like publicly simping before they even met like obviously only *they* know what happened (and if they wanna keep it that way then obviously they should it’s their decision) but there’s no way they weren’t having esex by like. The 3rd Skype session like let’s be real 😭😭

speaking of- happy 15 years to these queens