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Ily i think you are my favourite writer you are so talented 🥹 also is there a fic trope that you hate?

This is such an unbearably wonderful and kind message. Thank you so much. I’m so glad you like my little stories. 🥹

I don’t know that there are any tropes I hate, but there are some I definitely prefer not to read or write. The big one (don’t come for me guys) is sickfic. It grosses me out. I can’t. There is just nothing sweet or romantic about being sick and I definitely don’t want someone cuddling up in my space when I don’t feel good. This one just does nothing for me.

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These are the kinds of ads I’m getting on instagram these days, if you were wondering where I am mentally.

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New fic!! (NSFW—minors DNI!)

All the right moves (all the wrong places)

Dnf - witness protection AU - 37.2k - explicit (omorashi)

Summary: After death threats evolve into actual attempts on his life, Dream is placed in witness protection. His strained relationship with George, the CIA agent assigned to his case, takes an interesting—and extremely embarrassing—turn when a break in leaves them locked in a safe room together for hours on end. Once Dream is transferred to a new location with even stricter guidelines to keep him safe, he's shocked to learn those new rules include him and George being within each other's sight literally 24/7.

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Are you going to watch the harry potter TV series?

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Happy 404 day!! Here are my favourite George pics :)

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I finished my Big Bang fic today. :) It won't come out until June, but I'm really proud of it and think it turned out well after a lot lot LOT of headbanging and hopelessness and despair.

Scoops says it is better than Brokeback Mountaineers, but I think that might be recency bias. I guess we'll find out in June.

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okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

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Dan liked these comments on this TikTok!

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the cultural reputation of Hawkeye Pierce is wild bc you'll see members of Gen X who grew up watching MASH and haven't revisited it since recall Hawkeye as a macho military man who constantly gets pussy and sticks it to the man but then you watch the show and he's a antiracist bisexual pansy who DESPISES the military, (who does still stick it to the man) hates guns and begs for men to get him pregnant

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phiddies and phipples out

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happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

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announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby

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he’s so happy about it this is truly his dream come true he finally got knocked up <33

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The fact you’ve written only two Phanfics and they’re in the top best characterization for me is incredible :D like you’re just that cool you nailed it twice

Thank you so much! DNF and ANF are so easy to write to me, but writing Dan and Phil is still an uphill battle to get characterization and voice right. I definitely want to write more Dan and Phil in the future, I’m just bogged down with active writing projects (and don’t have a good prompt tbh).

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Honestly this makes a lot of sense for George.

Update: George does not like the 69 position