crochetwizardman

[crochetwizardman]

I have a small sketchbook that I write crochet patterns, knot tying instructions, recipes, and other shit that deserves to be remembered (mostly by me)

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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Since everybody's been asking, here's my recipe for my favorite mixed drink:

1 part kool-aid

1 part water

Stir. Serve in a shitty plastic cup of unknown origin.

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What do you mean people want to kill themselves? I'm doubling down on the queer thing. And I have a knife.

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message to all bitches

please survive

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If you didn't vote, you're complicit.

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*virtue signals about chain smoking and fucking crackwhores*

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Nah man, those are organic homegrown crackheads.

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Don't understand racism at all. What the fuck, what do you MEAN other people do stuff???

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The bronies in the hood are always hard

They collect trash, and cum in jars

Knowing nothing in life but to watch kid's shit

Go take a shower, you smell like shit

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My boyfriend likes this stupid space giraffe so I color it every time I see it

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Naming your cat lily would be like naming me nightshade

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WHOA. OKAY. I think I just accidentally clicked a tumblr ad and something automatically started downloading on my phone? Hello? Is this normal? @staff ?????

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Why she do that