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Total funding amounts to $125.3M.
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Yarn in the bed
You agree
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Ghosts can't appear during the day because of solar wind. They are that weak and stupid
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The people being born now/soon are the people who are getting front-row tickets to the apocalypse.
They are choosing to be born now to enjoy the show without the "getting old" part.
#text#i was born to bare witness but also suffer the entire time regardless#those lucky fucks. rich fucking spirits coming to rub it in my face
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My last cat didn't like to be held or lay in your lap or anything, but I loved her anyway. My reward for my unconditional love is that my current cat always wants to be on me.
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My cat likes peanut butter
Girl were you raised by dogs
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I just killed fourteen elves You have to help me or i'm fucked
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me when my mom tells me i have to go to bed
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My attitude is very "you get what you deserve" about everyone who voted trump. You asked for it, you're gonna get it, even if everyone else gets it first.
I'm going to have to live with the consequences of this for a long time, let the show begin. Let's observe the apocalypse in real time.
It already started, now it's going to accelerate. I'm personally going to try to beat my high score for number of days survived, simply to bare witness and report back what I learned.
#text#waiter can we get the book of revelations started in here or what#god WILL NOT let me die#I'm too hardy to die of natural causes youre going to have to kill me yourselves.#apocalypse
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Young incel men can't get fucked by a wonan? Click here for this one weird trick...
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You can still be rude to someone even if someone else caused you suffering. You're not absolved of the fact you should be polite to people who are not hurting you.
Blocking out the truth because you don't like what you hear doesn't make it any less true.
#you dont have to say 'thank you' or anything#sometimes being polite is not responding#its about intent vs perception. what was the intent? being rude to someone whos trying to be nice is bad.
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Blocking out the truth because you don't like what you hear doesn't make it any less true.
#text#you in fact CAN be wrong while being someone who was wronged.#trauma does not give you an excuse to shit on people because you decide to take shit the wrong way#sometimes it takes a long time to learn that. sometimes a lifetime. sometimes more.
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Um, who the fuck has been bleeding on my mf access panel?
#blood#access panel#creepy#maybe people ARE coming thru the access panel in the closet to um... bleed?#bro if youre bleeding in here you better pay rent
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Dope fiend
Meatwad had surgery today and she's all fucked up on that "kitty magic"
Girl, share.
#cats#meatwad#i cant tag this as dope fiend or bots and the fbi and maybe actual dope fiends will touch my pp :(
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Meatwad had surgery today and she's all fucked up on that "kitty magic"
Girl, share.
#text#kitty magic is at least some part ketamine#shes got big ass pupils looking at me like “are u a wizard?”#and im like “yea”#cats#meatwad
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I saw a cyber cuck driving a cyber truck today
#text#fucking out of staters#go the fuck home with your goofy refrigerator looking pos#im poor as fuck but if someone tried to sell me something that looked like that i'd pay them to take it tf away#cybertruck#cybercuck
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I have a small sketchbook that I write crochet patterns, knot tying instructions, recipes, and other shit that deserves to be remembered (mostly by me)
You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
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