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Guess Empire’s most wanted list doesn’t mean Vader’s most wanted list

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This is Johnson. Those idiots are fucking in the reblogs again.

If you wanna sext we do it on my terms that means publicly over a reblog chain

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Always good to think about how Hilda is into Marianne, who’s into Shez, who’s into Hilda.

Y’know who else is into Shez?: Lysithea, who’s also into Byleth, and Petra, who’s also into Byleth

Byleth is into the 3 lords, who’re all into them except Claude who’s into Shez.

Leonie is into Byleth’s dad who is into no one.

Y’know who else is into Byleth’s dad? Manuela, who’s also into Byleth themself

Monica is into every Goddamn woman she meets(as long as they’re aligned exactly politically with her)

Linhardt is into only Shez and Byleth specifically

Sylvain is into Byleth if they have boobs, and Shez if they have boobs but only when they were in school

I have’s seen all their supports yet, but let’s also just say that Shez is into Leonie, too

Also, gatekeeper is into everybody

This is already a fucked collection of harems but to top it all off, Shez and Byleth’s are both interested in each other. So most people end up not happy

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I realized this years ago, however, for whatever reason, I’ve seen no one bring it up. One of the co-creators of Wing Dings(the Gaster Font), is named Kris of all things…

We’re smarter than this as a fandom, how come this isn’t a big deal already?

(Also, the creator is a woman, so yes, it is an intersex name)

In conclusion… holy shit

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No Three Hopes spoilers, but after finishing the demo, and seeing the onslaught of new ships and reignited old ones on the horizon, please allow me to attempt to influence the course of the coming storm to better fit my ideal image:

Shez x Petra

Just think about it for a minute

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I have been informed that Byleth is 5’5”. Shez is still smaller though. Short king still stands and we stan with him.

I get that female Shez is cute but male Shez is a short king going up against a tall mommy and I feel as if I have to support that.

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I disagree. That would be the funniest thing in the world

If it turns out Dimitri and Claude can S support male Shez in 3 hopes I will be pissed. I mean, yay for representation but they will go gay for that purple haired motherfucker but not for male Byleth??? What the hell

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On a personal level, I like Revan as a man. I played it as a kid so it’s just how I picture them, but, in terms of the official material, I think the common consensus towards the novel and mmo is negative. In general, people seem to believe that Revan was shafted to make the boring SWTOR pcs seem more important.

With the talk about the KotOR remake, the subject of Revan's gender has naturally come up, with various dudes asserting Revan is canonically a man and the old debates starting up again.

So, I have a question: does anybody actually like the canon Revan? The aforementioned dudes treat him as canon, but it never seems like they think the writing is any good, only that it's official work which must be acknowledged. Did anyone play KotOR, read the book, play Shadow of Revan, and think through it all "this is a satisfying continuation and I find this character interesting"? I'm not opposed to people liking it, but I've never seen anyone praise SWTOR's use of Revan.

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I get that every character marrying every other character kind of makes story flow and world building impossible, and this wasn’t in the first fe warriors, but I’m begging for there to be full on s-supports in Three Hopes. Awakening and Fates style.

20 year olds get married when they think they’ll die soon, that’s how people work.

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No, m!byleth, it wasn’t that Claude was straight, he just friend zoned you.

The funniest thing that could happen to three hopes is if male shez could romance claude

Which means that claude was always bisexual, but only for men with purple hair

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I don’t think I’d agree with them being called @edgy”, per se. I mean, yes, that’s what their look gives off, but in the trailer itself, their lines give off much more of a “cocky bastard” vibe to me.

Am I taking this post to seriously?: yes.

Do I care?: yes but I’m too hangry to care

Full Shez art!

They’re so damn edgy

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I get that female Shez is cute but male Shez is a short king going up against a tall mommy and I feel as if I have to support that.

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And a third one now. I’d just like to thank my family, y’know?

I just got followed by two different extremely horny blogs. I don’t know what I did to earn this but I am eternally grateful.

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If Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes is some idealistic perfect route shit on the quality level of Age of Calamity, I might be forced to alter our timeline.

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when you have eggs at your house

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SPOILERS for Legends: Arceus

As much as I loved Legends: Arceus, after just finishing the main game, I can’t help but feel as if I was robbed of seeing an idea I’ve had for years come to fruition. Throughout the story, Kamodo is implied to not believe in the unity of people and Pokémon, sort of like Team Plasma, but out of the sake of humans. Before your fight with him, it’s revealed that his home was destroyed by Pokémon, meaning he could even hate Pokémon. The story still implies that this is somewhat true, but like many storylines in Pokémon, this isn’t expanded upon much at all and goes out like a wet fart. An idea I’ve had for a Pokémon evil team for a few years is a group of people who, for one reason or another, hate Pokémon with a passion. I’d say that they want to kill Pokémon, especially since Legends Arceus did mention death like a lot for a Pokémon game and Pokémon have been said to die before, but if that’s too dark, they can just be vague about it and put them in cages. This idea has always been inspired by How To Train Your Dragon villains, who hate dragons but use them because they kind of have to. Those folks would use Pokémon in order to defeat Pokémon that they could then kill(preferably), which would allow us to have Pokémon battles with them despite their hatred of Pokémon. Without that explanation, it’s like be trying to do sword fight someone who’s racist against swords. I think this idea also works well because it’s an easy group to get behind wanting to stop, which is all you really need for a Pokémon game. I feel more inclined to stop Pokémon murderers and racists than I do for people who just really like the ocean. Besides, I want Pokémon to get more teen angst anyway.

This isn’t necessarily a Scarlet and Violet pitch, considering how little we know, but I honestly think it could work anywhere.