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this is why i havent published anything in over 6 months

writing fanfiction is constantly flipping between "this is a hobby i do for fun its not that serious" and "if this isnt my next greatest hit im going to back flip off the empire state building"

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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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How would Steve and Billy furniture shopping go? Do they have a fight or is it all fluff?

It’s all out chaos in both the best and worst way.

Billy is very much a Ron Swanson in that he would build his house brick by brick if he could, so it’s a grumpy compromise that he’s just going to assemble it from IKEA instead.

Steve is not a fan of manual labour but gets turned on by men doing blue collar shit in front of him, so he just kind of lets Billy go wild from there.

It’s the design element they fight about.

Billy wants no nonsense furniture that is purely functional, nothing else.

Steve wants an adult version of the Cars bed.

Neither of them understand the meaning of the word compromise so it’s a silly, only half-serious argument in IKEA, until they decide to take a meatball break.

Consensus is made over meatballs and a compromise is made.

The furniture they get is very practical but Steve, ever the artist, gets to paint it to “increase the whimsy”. And they’re happy.

Even if they do eventually get permanently banned from IKEA for making out on all the beds “for practice.”

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every so often i make a post on here with some random opinion or tidbit of information, and then like 30 people take the time out of their scrolling to let me know "yes i agree" and it makes me wonder if this is what being one of the popular kids feels like

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i think my favorite thing about the shameless fandom is that there is a scene where we get mickey and ian stating, verbatim, that mickey does not like getting his ass licked, and yet in fanfiction he is constantly getting eaten out

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Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

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being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

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Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog