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Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

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True dat…and consequently…NSFW writing and pics…DMM…

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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Moisturize me

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(I've gained enough followers by now that I don't have as much imposter syndrome about making this post lol)

Hi there, I’m Crayon!

Here are some mundane things about me:

My pronouns are they/them –sometimes he/him if I’m feeling spicy😉

(for legal purposes that is a joke and my pronouns are they/them but u can use he/him)

My gender is whatever is most inconvenient for you in the current moment

I’m autistic and my special interests include House MD and Stranger Things

I write shit for those fandoms as well

If you send me a request I will maybe probably do it

Check out my shit on ao3

Ok that’s enough (pretend) socializing BYE

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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

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This feels relevant, somehow.

Oh, look what came up as I searched for that tweet. Huh. Interesting.

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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credit: @redbeantofu on twt

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

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people are saying that the assassination of the united healthcare ceo changes nothing.

blue cross blue shield almost immediately rolled back their new "if surgery goes too long you have to pay for anesthesia out of pocket" policy in the wake of his death. that's DEFINITELY a change, and a great one at that.

direct action does work, actually. may i recommend killing a few more ceos while we're here? really strike fear into their hearts and maybe we'll get even better policy changes, i believe in us.

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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

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Uncharacteristically political take, I know, but I personally think if you want to blame any particular group of voters for Trump getting elected it should probably be the people who voted for Trump

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One of the sweetest things is when you post a new work on AO3 and then one of your old works gets a comment because it means that somebody read the new thing and liked it so much that they went and checked what other stuff you wrote and they liked that enough to tell you about it and I just think that is so fucking precious!! thank you thank you thank you to the people who do that, keep doing it it's the best feeling as an author