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so i was feeling silly goofy last night...

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Effie and Monty adopt Sirius and his legal surname changes to ‘Potter’.

Remus marries Sirius and takes his last name (Potter) because he’s never liked his name.

Regulus marries James and takes his last name to get away from the House of Black.

James “i bagged all three” Potter

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mama didn’t raise no bitch and even if she did we all know it’s sirius

-regulus black

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this is just a reminder for everyone

regulus isn't dead. he's an inferius, not quite human. cursed to live forever as one of the things that destroyed him.

barty isn't dead. he was given the dementor's kiss, which means his soul is gone but the rest of him is still living. he'll never make it to the afterlife.

dorcas is dead. she's in the afterlife, but she'll never forgive her friends for taking the wrong side in the war. she'll do her best to stop loving them.

pandora and evan are dead. they're in the afterlife together, but also alone, just like before hogwarts. and they're waiting. waiting for their family to come back to them. they never will.

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screaming crying bout zar right now. i totally understand and respect he needs a break, i just kind of think he didnt have to delete his whole account. he could leave the fics there while he's on a break

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transfem sirius black headcanons

transfem sirius who never came out, just started wearing skirts and dresses and little she/they pronoun pins on her leather jacket

transfem sirius who shrugs and winks when asked if their a girl or a boy

transfem sirius who got kicked out of grimmauld place one summer when they decided they weren’t going to pretend to be someone they werent

euphemia potter who was the first to offer sirius a place in their home since she’d always wanted a daughter

transfem sirius who didn’t know that boys weren’t able to walk up the stairs to the girls’ dorms since they’d never had a problem

transfem sirius who’s mastered the perfect messy eyeliner and does it for marlene and emmeline all the time

transfem sirius who jumped on the “downtown girl” aesthetic faster than you can blink

sirius who always took hits for regulus when they could and tried their best to keep him out of trouble when they were kids

regulus who’d do anything for his sister even though she annoys the fuck out of him

james who’d purposely gotten detention when slughorn had given sirius detention for wearing the “wrong” uniform to keep her company

nervous girl dad fleamont potter when marlene sirius and lily started living at the potter manor during the holidays

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Mary: I think we need to come up with a plan.

Marlene: I have a plan. It involves us running away and never coming back.

Lily: That's not really a plan, that's just avoiding the problem.

Marlene: I know, that's why I'm not the one in charge of planning.

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i know it's over by the smiths is so jegulus coded

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I’m not saying I want a satirical fic where the marauders are all straight and actually act like stereotypical straight men from the 70’s, but like… it’s so funny to think about because canon literally doesn’t work?!

Have you ever tried to tell a cishet man that one of his friends is shady??? Remus Lupin could be loudly explaining to anyone who listens why Voldemort would “um, actually, be better for werewolves” and his dude bro Sirius would be like “but he’s never been shady to ME.”

And when Sirius gets arrested, his buddy Remus is like “I can accept that my homeboy murdered 12 random people, but he DID NOT kill our good pals Pete and Jim.”

And then Sirius is freed, and he’s like “wow, thanks man” and Remus is like “no problem bro.”

And then they violently make out with each other because even straight Remus and Sirius are gay for each other. I’m sorry, there’s just no avoiding wolfstar, it’s impossible, I tried, but the sexual tension between those two straight dude bros I just now created was actually unbearable, and I had to put them out of their misery.

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if anybody wants a jegulus wallpaper…👀

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james might have been the sun but regulus, regulus was the night. when it was time for the sun to set, it didn't want to go feeling the urge to entertain people a bit longer but then the night came, telling the sun it's ok to rest, telling that even the night had to rest too, that it was ok that even the sun had to regain energy. the night would wrap itself around the sun like a blanket for comfort and the sun would find peace. true peace for maybe the first time ever

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i am convinced that my boy sirius was screaming the bohemian rhapsody lyrics at random times in azkaban

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and what if i said that after the war, sirius black opened a wizarding protection service that focused on giving wizarding children in abusive homes a chance to start over? and what if i added on to that by saying he named it the R.A.B. foundation?

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James "starchaser" Potter

Regulus "sunseeker" Black

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yk how people have daddy issues and date people who remind them of their father? the black brothers have something like brother issues. and they date variants of each other. that's why jegulus and wolfstar work as variants of each other.

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hear me out...

sirius o. black would have LOVED lady gaga