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seokjin: do u know what kind of suits ghost wear?

namjoon: [a loud sigh] tell me

seokjin, already cracking up: unfinished business suits

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seokjin: congratulations for winning 'the most secretive in the office' award

yoongi: i can't tell you how much this award means to me

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taehyung: whenever i'm around my crush, i start acting stupid

jimin: but you're always acting stupid when i see you

taehyung: yeah... don't think about that too hard

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namjoon: did you tell anyone we're dating?

taehyung: yeah i posted on weverse that we're dating

namjoon: ok there's no need for sarcasm

taehyung: no seriously i have no self-control and posted on weverse that we're dating

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hoseok: i think our rivalry could withstand some drunken experimentation

seokjin: [already undressing] agreed

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jungkook, reminiscing: i used to like jimin

bts: [turn to stare at him]

jimin, worried: ... do you not anymore?

jungkook: oh, i still do. but i used to, too.

jimin: [about to throw hands]

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jungkook, gravely injured: ouch

namjoon, freaking out: you're losing a lot of blood, what's your type?

jungkook: cute, short, older than me, clumsy, chubby cheeks--

namjoon: i wasn't asking about your crush on jimin. what's your blood type, you dumb fuck!

jungkook: oh. [checks injuries]

jungkook: red

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taehyung: am i in trouble

hoseok: take a wild guess

taehyung: no?

hoseok: take another guess

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hoseok, working as a barista: [grinding beans]

seokjin, trying to flirt: so how have you bean

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yoongi: i'm going to bed early tonight

yoongi: [looks outside]

yoongi: is... is that the sun

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seokjin, staring at namjoon: did you know the human body has 206 bones

namjoon: don't you dare finish that sentence

seokjin: [staring intensifies]

namjoon: [glaring intensifies]

seokjin: ... want one more?

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some dudebro: so are you single or...?

yoongi: i-

taehyung, bursting through several walls and the door: OR!

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Jimin: I was born in Busan first!

Jungkook: I was in love with you first

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jikook social media edit

pairing: model!jimin × rapper!jungkook

summary: jimin is a popular model who has a private account and an official account. all is well until he manages to get the two mixed up

notes: i learned how to do social media aus! this edit is probably how fourteen carats would have started out if i had made it a social media au instead of a fic 😂

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nobody:

absolutely nobody:

not one soul:

yoongi: jimin let's get you shirtless and do a dance just like that

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🆘️ beware: unnecessarily long headcanon ahead 🆘️

after ending up on the same damn square for the third time, jimin admits defeat: he is utterly lost in this strange city

he looks around in the hopes of a sign with the friendly words TOURIST INFO painted on it, but no such luck. there is only gigantic posters everywhere of some singer guy that scream: JUNGKOOK - LAST SHOW TONIGHT

instead of the posters, jimin's eyes fall on a good-looking guy on his phone next to him.

usually jimin wouldn't be so bold as to approach someone who looks so immersed in their phone and probably doesn't want to be disturbed, but his bus to the next city leaves in three hours and jimin has yet to visit the museum he came to this city for

gathering the last of his courage, jimin hesitantly speaks up, "excuse me?"

a bus whooshes past them just then and jimin is sure that the stranger hasn't heard him. he is tempted to just leave instead of repeating the question because this guy dressed in black from head to toe kinda looks like he might eat him up if jimin dares to bother him.

but just then the stranger looks up from his phone, dark eyes fixing on jimin and it's too late to run. jimin kind of freezes, for two reasons.

one) that's pretty much the only phrase he has memorized in this language

two) the person now staring at him is even more good looking upfront and every thought jimin has ever had sort of flew right out of his mind when their eyes met

praying that he is not blushing, jimin attempts to ask for directions to the art museum and, oh god, it's so bad, his pronounciation is terrible; he knows that he is butchering the language in such a way that some ancient gods must be cursing him for this

"where... oh god how do i say 'art museum' in this language... um, house? i... i want... painting house? i go painting house, no that's not it. fuck, why is this so hard, i should have paid more attention in class. museo? no, that's wrong too."

after what feels like YEARS, he has stuttered through the question, switching to korean when he searches for the words. the stranger doesn't answer, he is just looking at jimin with those dark eyes, half of his face hidden by a face mask. jimin can't tell if he is annoyed or just listening to jimin speak nonsense. it makes him kinda nervous, the way those eyes never leave his.

jimin runs a distressed hand through his hair and sighs, muttering in korean: "you have no idea what i'm saying, do you? please help me, handsome stranger, i'm a fucking disaster with maps."

he looks at pleadingly at the stranger, praying that he understood at least something out of Jimin's incoherrent babbling

the stranger raises a brow and, is that a SMIRK?!?! he is wearing a black face mask, so jimin can't be sure, but the way the stranger's eyes crinkle would indicate so.

the stranger finally opens his mouth and replies in perfect korean instead of english, "you'll find the art museum if you keep walking down this street."

jimin's mouth falls open. "you speak korean?? then why'd you let me make stutter and babble like an idiot?"

the stranger winks and says, "you look very cute when you are flustered."

they are of course going the same way, right? and so jk offers to walk with jimin

he ends up spending his only free afternoon at a weird art museum with this adorable boy who is a 'fucking disaster with maps' ayy

i feel like there should be an au and a half about these photos

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i feel like there should be an au and a half about these photos