coffeebeans1356
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coffeebeans1356 · 6 months ago
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the “in a 1000 years people will look at your skeleton and know ur birth gender” argument is so stupid because
Why are they digging up a graveyard that’s illegal
They get it wrong like 20% of the time
theyre probably all trans too
queer people tend to like bones I’ve noticed this
why would I give a shit I’m dead
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some people have made very good points so here
6. Archeologists are smart and know that biogender does not always equal gender, and they can often tell based of clothing what you prefer
7. Many trans people are apparently becoming trees, which rocks
8. Many people are also being cremated, fuck yeah
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coffeebeans1356 · 8 months ago
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the only meal i want right now is a gun lol
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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Day 3
twilight vampires are seriously underpowered. Like, my guy can’t even turn into a bat.
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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Day 2
What does rosin taste like?
update: kinda dusty and bland. Do not recommend.
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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Coming up with random things to put on my blog so basically turning this into a random thoughts page
Day 1
The difference between impulsive and intrusive thoughts
impulsive: eat that cookie
intrusive: shove that cookie up a stranger’s ass
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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Why do US lawmakers think they have a right to women’s bodies?!!!
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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my most feminine trait is bath and body works hand sanitizer
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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Can someone who’s better than me at interneting find that one gacha music video from like 4 years ago with the girl with the curly purple hair? The song is Salt by ava max
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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I know not everyone can afford it, but I’d like to use this time as a reminder that garlic bread is sold at whole foods.
Just.
Loaves of garlic bread.
It’s so good.
And you-
you-
You don’t even have to make it 😨
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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AAAAAGAGEAFEVSGDVBDJAJSJDJJFBDJSK OMG IT IS BYLERRRRRHEHEGDHSHHR
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W&M (prev)
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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SKYAAAAAAAAAAAA
teen ballister and ambrosius doodle <3
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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can we talk abt how much goldenloin changed tho?
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biggest book -> movie change
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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Why did they change goldenloin’s hair? I liked it better long ;-;
while I’m here
If you watched the NIMONA movie, enjoyed it, and want to support it and other (gay) media like it, consider slamming that double-thumbs-up button on Netflix. I know what you’re thinking: Netflix has a double-thumbs-up button?! That’s what I said too. But I have it on good authority that this is a metric with serious weight for Netflix and it’s something they take into account when deciding whether to invest in other similar (gay) properties. So send Netflix a message and give that sucker the ol’
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coffeebeans1356 · 1 year ago
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Can someone tell all the bots to stop following me please?! I’d rather have 2 real followers than a million fake ones
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coffeebeans1356 · 2 years ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAH I MAY HAVE JUST STARTED THIS SHOW BUT ITS LITERALLY THE CUTEST!!!
Choi Suyeon's love languages towards Woo Youngwoo
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coffeebeans1356 · 2 years ago
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Trying to post more than bowuigi and byler theories is hard ;-;
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coffeebeans1356 · 2 years ago
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Mileven’s S4 dynamic is essentially Don’t You Want Me by The Human League
Mike never says he still loves her but he still needs a disguise for what he really feels (Byler), and when she leaves him, he’s confused and scared. El never needed him, and the song and season 4 is her proving to him that she really doesn’t. She never did need him, but she did love him (though she’s the only one in the relationship who says that).
So, therefore, Don’t You Want Me is the perfect description of this transition in their relationship.
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