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adding on too this, karl has grow super close to ranpo and ranpo is helping/has helped with karl’s self confidence, so karl slowly starts going more places not in raccoon form, starting with the agency. Also ranpo once told him to call fukuzawa grandpa, and fukuzawa (internally) started freaking out

those are just my thoughts for today, i have many more headcannons for my human karl au if anyones interested

an au where karl is actually poe’s kid and turning into a raccoon is just his special ability. he doesn’t like talking to people to and that’s why he’s only ever seen as a raccoon

the only other person (besides edgar) who knows karl’s an actual person is ranpo

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atsushi au

I got an idea for a fanfic but am too lazy to write it myself so ill post it here and hope someone else writes it instead.

you remember how atsushi was called the man-eating tiger right? he didn’t actually eat anybody (i don’t think??) but we’re pretending he did for this, imagine he catches kuru, but because of his ability it never kills him, instead he goes like crazy(?),,, did i mention this is a pm atsushi au? Since he’s gone like insane the port mafia ends up taking him in instead of dazai/the ada

anyway i have lots of ideas but very little time so someone else write this please

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an au where karl is actually poe’s kid and turning into a raccoon is just his special ability. he doesn’t like talking to people to and that’s why he’s only ever seen as a raccoon

the only other person (besides edgar) who knows karl’s an actual person is ranpo

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you know how when you cut your nail in half accidentally it bleeds a lot?

yeahhhhhh

it happened yesterday and it keeps just still bleeding it’s prob fine tho i can like jiggle the nail around low key kind of gross ngl

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bsd characters but as DnD players

I just started play DnD a while ago and I can’t stop thinking about Gin as a rogue. that’s what really started this,,, i’ve been thinking about drawing her as a rogue but idk someone tell me if that’s a good idea or not.

alr here’s my list of characters so far (feel free to add, please do) (btw im just doing the basics: elf, dwarf, human, along with, wizard, rogue, fighter, and cleric, bcz again i only just started playing)

Gin as a human rogue (she gets first place on this list bcz she gave me the idea to begin with) (also i love her)

to make this list a little more coherent, i’ll start with the ada

ranpo as a dwarf wizard (just because)

yosano as an elf cleric (for obvious reasons)

fukuzawa i think would be an elf wizard

kunikida i can’t decide on??

Atsushi probably human…the class i’m not sure about

dazai…fuck dazai honestly??? what is he??? who is he??? he’s chaotic neutral and that’s all i know

tanizaki like a human fighter probably (i’m sorry)

uhm naomi i’ll be honest is probably an npc…(again i’m so sorry but it’s true)

haruno…she deserves better than this but like she’s also probably an npc unless someone else can come up with something different

kyōka…i want to say like…a cleric? idk what race she’d be

and last but not least

kenji, dwarf fighter (self explanatory I feel)

i will also put katai here for some reason he’s an elf wizard in my mind…like he doesn’t do shit for the party but he’ll put in like a random saving throw once a game

this is getting too long for it to make sense in my mind so i’m making a part two with the pm +probably some other characters like edgar poe and ango

and actually maybe the rest of the guild + fyodor and friends,,,we’ll have to see

also (just writing this down so I won’t forget) i might make something about how they’d act actually playing the game bcz i have lots of thoughts about that

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Chuuya: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Dazai: Only if you also don't ask why.

Dazai: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Chuuya: …

Dazai: …

Chuuya: This one is fine.

Dazai: Excellent choice indeed.

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Headcanon that, despite his otherwise serious clothing, Dazai wears the most ridiculous colorful socks...

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DO IT

my notes app is FILLED with short, unfinished stories and ideas that will most likely never see the light of day (as i think they are awful according to people i know i’m good at writing but they definitely haven’t seen the stuff i actually write)

so anyway i guess my point is, do it anyway, who cares? also i would love to see it if you ever do (it could be god awful and i’d still love it and thank you regardless)

can someone PLEASE write a fanfic where Mori is dazai’s dad—like not a biological dad per se (though that would very much so be welcomed) but adoptive-ish…..i would write it myself but i suck at writing…. OR if anyone knows about/has read a fic like this PLEASE SHARE

(p.s. it could be angst, it could be fluff, a mix of both, or literally ANYTHING you want) (i’m so fucking desperate)

-a very desperate dazai kinnie

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fyodor book

i just stated reading crime and punishment cuz like weird rat guy with a funky hat and holy shit there’s over a thousand pages,,, which i could read in like a week but yknow executive dysfunction (which is not the point btw)

ive only just finished the first chapter but man do i find the main guy (i forgor his name) relatable

i mean,,,

like,,,

same dude, same

AND THIS LINE:

“from time to time he would mutter something, from the habit of talking to himself, to which he just confessed.”

or this one

“soon he sank deep into thought, or more accurately speaking into a complete blankness of mind; he walked along not observing what was about him and not caring to observe it.”

there are so many more too, but this has become very long so i’ll spar you from more

but just,,, yeah maybe im just insane but whatever

edit: i just remembered that the book is literally about him killing someone so this doesn’t look great for me

ALSO I REMEMBERED HIS NAME it’s raskolnikov

anyway stan raskolnikov even if he did kill someone

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dazai and soap

dazai feels like a bar soap kind of person,,, as in like he would use a sad little bar of soap for face and body like the WHOLE shebang. that man does not own a single bottle of liquid soap; you cannot convince me that he does. and i judge him for it. i do.

ALSO he def has those tiny little dixies cups that for some reason every old person i’ve ever met has in their bathroom

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Just found out I have the same mbti as both karl and fyodor (also several other concern-inducing characters…but it’s fine. ANYWAY) I just- I can’t believe someone took the time and effort to figure out what a RACCOONS mbti is…, and the fact that like his (karl’s) mbti is what it is (it’s the most common type for villains i think? idk i remember reading that somewhere) but he’s a raccoon and he-

i’m sure that no one else will care about this as much as i do and i’m aware that i used way to many words to try (and fail) to get my point across

…, but like hopefully someone will understand

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can someone PLEASE write a fanfic where Mori is dazai’s dad—like not a biological dad per se (though that would very much so be welcomed) but adoptive-ish…..i would write it myself but i suck at writing…. OR if anyone knows about/has read a fic like this PLEASE SHARE

(p.s. it could be angst, it could be fluff, a mix of both, or literally ANYTHING you want) (i’m so fucking desperate)

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salt, works for demons and slugs

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welcome to another episode of do i simp for this character or do i just envy their gender

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around 3 years ago i met this one girl, we’re pretty close yknow she’s nice and we hang out all the time, only problem is i have no idea what her name is.