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Why I don’t use social and instead just randomly scream into the abyss sometimes

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Do you think if I replaced my toilet with a sand pit I’d finally earn the privacy my cats desperately demand when they take a shit?

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“Gay people have the most oddly specific favorite animals”. I once had to share mine in a class (fennec fox btw) and a classmate came up to me and said this. These were the first words uttered to me by this person.

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My girlfriend started using tumblr and the first thing she saw in her for you page was nude photography. I love this app.

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I’ve realized that there are a lot more goblins on the internet then I thought their were. At first I was like “My people! I must spread your existence to the world!”

“You can’t!” An inner voice cried. We must stay in the shadows, gather in secret. It’s only when they lose their guard that we will strike in the dead of night!

Oh, you’re busy that day? Then maybe- never mind, I don’t care anymore.

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I’m a bic bitch

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I’m strange. Shit I ment trains. Fuck, TRANS!

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Me and my girlfriend’s safe word is now Miley Cyrus. Be jealous and be afraid.

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I just watched a hour long YouTube video about Garfield and have never in my life thought that I’d be philosophizing so deeply about three panels, a cat, and a depressed comic writer.

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Little update on my opinion on orca’s; they suck and I hate them.

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Cats are like the bees of pets. Just think about it.

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Grey is such a interesting word and color. It can mean bad such as the signs of aging, boring, and prison walls. It can mean good as well such as wisdom, refined, and understanding. That's why using “in the grey” to mean “morally vague” is perfect because even it's spelling is in the gray.

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I hate the wedding website Supreme Court case. Not because of the outcome or the ruling. I hate the fact a women sued, the Supreme Court took the suit, and wrote a 26 page opinion because a woman may want to open up a wedding website design and because of this she may be sued by the state; a fucking hypothetical. They spent all this time and effort on something that could happen when our planets dying, kids are dying in our schools, Floridas Floridaing, monopolies are rampant, and writers are fighting to get decent compensation while a homophobic woman worried about a hypothetical and the Supreme Court indulged her. It pisses me off.

TL;DR, the Supreme Court should not have heard this case.

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People need to stop using birthday gift bags for birthday gifts. I desperately needed a bag for my Father’s Day gift and had to use a Darth Vater bag I got when I was like five.

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I feel like if the seasons were people, summer and winter would hate each other, while fall and spring would get along. Like, is there really much differences between them in the grand scheme of things?

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I just read a tweet about- ok I watched a YouTube short with a compilation of a bunch of media and within that was a tweet that claimed JaidenAnimations was grooming her audience for comming out as Ace and… do these people even bother to look up what they’re talking about before typing? I honestly feel that they need to be forced to google before posting or gain dyslexia so posting takes longer and they actually have to think before posting.

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Cats are an autistic mood. Change my mind I dare you!!