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Jiang Cheng goes around calling Jin Ling "brat" all day long, but dare anyone call "His brat", "brat"... Zidian is out in full fury!

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You know what's ironic?

A staunch believer of justice learning that his mere existence is injustice to another innocent being...

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Han Sooyung x Kim Dokja 🤝 Airplane x Shen Yuan

Someone: Lovers?

Me: Worse... Soulmates in every universe.

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For most people isekai genre is like the projection of losers because maximum isekai follow the similar plotline of the MC dieing and becoming the most powerful being of a fantasy world with all the hot women of that world begging at the MC's feet. Moreover, the sheer amount of fan-service in many popular isekai anime has lead to the downfall of the genre as a whole in the eyes of most people.

To summarise, for most people isekai is equivalent to an overpowered MC, cringe harem trope and fan-service.

However, I am not most people because when I think of isekai the things that come to my mind are “Dumbfuck author, dumbfuck novel!”, bros, gays, period cramps, losers and more losers.

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In the tgcf universe we see that Gods use "merits", humans use "money" and Ghosts use "ghost money".

I want to know how the currency exchange is performed in the universe. Is it kind of similar to the currency conversion system we have in the modern universe?

Ling Wen looks after the currency exchange in the Heavens... Who does it in the Ghost realm?... Is it Yin Yu?

Which form of currency has the highest valuation and does the value go up and down?

When the patrons (humans more specifically) visit Gambler's den, do they need to convert "human money" to "ghost money" before they enter the ghost realm?

Do you think after the Gods had to take loan from Hua Cheng to rebuild the Heavens, the value of "Ghost Money" shot up tremendously while the value of "Merits" fell drastically?

I'm sorry... It's just the economics student in me!!!!

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Nobody talks about Tianlang Jun's tragedy.

Can you imagine being trapped under a mountain for almost 2 decades while having nobody except your nephew to talk to...

Spending all those years, isolated and rotting, seething in anger and betrayal.

Hating and blaming your lover for so many years only to later find out that she loved you dearly and never actually betrayed you... that she sacrificed herself trying to protect you and your child.

Being hated by your own child and being trapped in a disfunctional body without any proper cure.

Then in the end losing the only stability you had through all those years of turbulence...

Can you imagine losing your nephew who was also like your first child, your general and sole confidant, all because he was an idiot who took all the blunt blow to shield you from harm!?

The survivor guilt must be terrible for him.

It's ironic how a man who loved cheesy romance, never was able to experience a cheesy romance himself and ended up as a tragedy.

He had every right to turn into a villain — a villain much powerful and ruthless than Binghe.

Let's not even consider talking about the fate of PIDW timeline Tianglan Jun.

He neither got a closure about his lover's betrayal nor was able to meet his son. Nobody is even aware what happened to him at the end.

I really hope he and Binghe made up in the future so that he can atleast cherish the last bit Su Xiyan that is left.

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It autocorrected "Please stick it in me"...

Mobei Jun: Would you like to explain the text you sent me last night?

Shang Qinghua: …..It was autocorrect.

Mobei Jun: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Shang Qinghua: Yes.

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MXTX really said best things come in 3:

1. Ming Fang, Ning Yingying, Binghe

2. Hualing, Mobei Jun, Binghe

3. Wei Ying, Jiang Cheng, Huaisang

4. Mingjue, Xichen, Meng Yao

5. Wen Ning , Wen Qing, Wei Ying

6. Yanli, Jiang Cheng, Wei Ying

7. Shizui, Jingyi, Jin Ling

8. Xiao Xingchen, Song Lan, A-qing

9. Ling Wen, Shi Wudu, Pei Ming

10. Mu Qing, Feng Xin, Xie Lian

Then proceeds to destroy 60% of the trios.

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Mobei Jun trying to be affectionate towards Airplane...

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Someone, anyone just confirm that Pei Ming is younger than Hua Cheng so that I can convince myself that he directly or indirectly didn't father Hua Cheng.

(By indirectly I mean HC isn't by any chance Pei Ming's descendant.)

Those lady killer looks, smug ass smirks, dope fashion sense and slutty personalities...

That makes me consider that Pei Ming and Hua Cheng would make one hell of an Uncle-Nephew duo.

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If WWX had been an animal he would have been Stoffel the Honey Badger and the zoo would be Gusu Lan clan.

I won't elaborate further... Just google "Stoffel the Honey Badger"... You for sure won't be disappointed.

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If you have seen the interview clip of Chris Hemsworth and Anya Taylor on the Kelly Clarkson Show you would know how Chris describes one of his twin son to be a "touch smarter" and the other one to be a "dummy".

Also he says that the smarter one is someday gonna run him of the cliff.

As soon as I heard him I was like— he's definitely describing the Shen Twin dynamic!!!!

The link to the instagram post of the clip is here

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What about an AU where Su Xiyan was actually pregnant with twins and the poison that the Palace Master gave Xiyan successfully killed one of the twin.

In PIDW universe the twin that survived was Bing-ge and the twin that survived in the SVSSS universe is actually Bing-mei.

There are lot of fics about the Shen twins.

I want one about the Luo twins.

In the PIDW universe, Shen Yuan also didn't survive.

What if there exists a universe where both pair of twins survive?

This implies that both Bing-ge and SJ still have their anchors. Neither of them had to grow up alone. There was always someone with them through all their thick and thins. Neither of them were ever abandoned.

The head canon of SJ being a fierce and protective older brother is pretty common. But, I want to see fierce and protective Bing-ge, older twin to Bing-mei.

Bing-ge the one obsessed with power and position so that he could protect his precious younger brother, whereas Bing-mei is the sweet, polite, domestic house wife type.

But...but ... Never be mistaken!

Bing-ge may look like a feral, manipulative cat and Bing-mei may look like a docile, sweet pup, the actual master of psychological manipulation is actually Bing-mei. He is in reality much stronger and fiercer than his older twin. He is just super comfortable in being coddled my someone so he never shows his true colours. He has no ambition...well...he has an ambition and that is to become a successful housewife.

Just imagine the Luo twins entering the peak and SJ starts qi deviating after seeing not one but two beautiful boys with promising core. He snatches them for his peak so that he can destroy them but at the base of the peak SY is waiting for him with a fan hiding his face. As soon as he sees the Luo twins along SJ he warns SJ in a stern voice, "Don't even think of it!", and then simply swoops the twins from under his brother's nose.

Obviously SJ is furious but is also too weak for SY. He also knows SY is correct and is going to reprimand him harshly if he does something unsavoury to the twins. Hence, he lets the twins be themselves.

When Ming Fan comes to bully the newcomers, Bing-ge beats the shit out of him for insulting his brother.

I believe Bing-ge would never take stand for himself but if it's his brother who is hurting then it's all hell break loose. SJ sees this and starts to develop liking for Bing-ge because he very well understands Bing-ge's plight.

Gradually both Bing-ge and SJ start bonding over their older sibling trauma and responsibilities. Bing-ge becomes the head disciple and flourishes as a strategist under SJ's tutulege. (I don't prefer any romantic feelings between them)

In this universe Bing-ge develops a crush on his Liu Shibo, Bing-mei on his caring Shizun— SY, while Yue Qingyuan and SJ get together.

Edit: Bing-ge has pin straight hair and Bing-mei has curly poof.

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Destiny was so cruel to Xie Lian, that it created Hua Cheng as an apology to him.

After 800 years of suffering he is finally in Hua Cheng's arm (the safest place for him in the entire world). He has his bestfriends by his side again and he also found Shi Qingxuan who retaught him the meaning of friendship after so many years of solitude.

During Xie Lian's long immortal life there would come a day when the "800 years" would only constitute a teeny-tiny part of his life.

After a millenium or two, all the pain and suffering he endured during the 800 years would be overshadowed by Hua Cheng's love, devotion and care.

There would be a day when all the traumatising and sad memories would be outnumbered by the happy ones he would make with his beloved and friends.

One day, he would finally be able to look back at those haunting days without feeling his body and soul being ripped apart by a thousand swords. There would be a day when his wounds would not longer hurt. There would be a day when he would perceive pain like a normal person again and would be freely able to complain about being hurt (just like a normal person). There would be a day when all he feels would be cherished and content, the loneliness and sadness of the past would have faded away.

One day he would be comfortable in his bold, sassy, spoiled crown prince personality again. One day he would be able to look back at his childhood memories and the memories of his parents with a happy-content heart and not with a sorrowful one.

There would come a day when he would be healed completely by time, along with Hua Cheng.

QOTD: What do you think the regular fights and reconciliation in the Xie-Cheng household be like?

I guess after a few centuries Hualian would be finally comfortable enough to be openly angry at each other and fight with each other like normal couples do.

Do you think they would be very particular about their respective side of bed to sleep in?

Do you think they would have disagreements about home decor and household chores?

Do you think they would quarrel over what to have for dinner or over restaurants and inns they want to visit?

Do you think they would taunt and tease each other when they feel jealous or want to make other feel jealous?

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Is it me or does anyone else also think that in a different universe and under different circumstances Hua Cheng, Mu Qing and Qi Rong would have been besties?

They would be the popular, snarky, bitchy trio who stand at the corridor and judge the fashion sense of each and every person who passes them.

No one ever tries chastising them about their rude behaviour because first of all everyone fears the trio's scathing tongue and innovative insults and secondly they are drop-dead gorgeous with impeccable fashion sense. Like... people that good-looking and that fashionable have every right to judge other people's fashion senses.

The three are also extremely intelligent, sharp-witted, good at studies, sports, extracurriculars, are rich and what not. They are an entire package deal.

(People often describe them to be either Gods or Demons disguised as humans, behind their back.)