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clarkkentsmalewife · 18 hours ago

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#nightcrawler

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clarkkentsmalewife · 1 day ago

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when i click the thorbruce tag it's just me over and over again in the recents

and i think that just about sums me up as a person

#it's just me and my main blog guys POST ABOUT THEM!#thorbruce

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clarkkentsmalewife · 1 day ago

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he is two seconds and a forehead smooch away from purring

reference: melon soup

the meow meow

baby girls should this be my pfp or should it stay clark to fit the name?

#on my shoulders i have thorbruce nation and both hands hold each of theirs respectively #hc that after he hulks out he desperately needs thor to hold him but he can't do much more than this cuase he's in a hyper sensitive state #DONT LOOK AT THORS HANDS FOR TOO LONG ITS BAD U DRAW ON MY OHONE WITH MY FINGERS IM SORRY #guys is it wrong that this blog is three years old and i have literally posted ten times max #like i deleted tumbler right after i made my superbat art sry #thor wears red nail polish canon #cat boy bruce!#throwing up and crying over them #NO ONE LIKES THEM LIKE I DO #smashing their faces together like barbie's #bruce banner #thor #thor odinson #thorbruce #fanart #i love them i love them i love them im throwing up #butch for butch thorbruce i love you #GOODNIGHT!

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clarkkentsmalewife · 4 days ago

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quickly colored version of blorbo (thor) and his husband (banister)

i like to take comics and movies and smash their faces together in the most insane make out session creating these cluster fucks of designs that i then apply head cannons to in order to make the worst polycule known to man

tumblr eats quality so click to see my garbage in HD

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i really hate drawing thors beard so much, and like i said i like to design characters using a conglomeration of things i've seen read and made up,, so you probably will not see his beard too much in the future sorry (no im not)

uh bruce is bruce so there he is without glasses lmk if y'all want my head cannons for the babies (grown super heroes who have and will kill again) im probably gonna post my thor body drawing with the lightning scars at some point

also had someone in my dms pissed i called thor bruce's wife, they are now blocked becuase i will not be silenced

hate to say it but thors nonbinary and any and all relationships he's been in are gay he is bruce's wife, husband, and pet alien, sorry!

(please ask me to elaborate about gender queer thor)

also i firmly believe that we as a society don't utilize bruce as feral and obsessive soft top so i will almost always make him look like he's sick of how much he loves thor

GOOD NIGHT!

#usually i give thor longer hair but whatever #thor #thor odinson #bruce banner #thorbruce #MY BLORBO AND HIS SKRUNKLY HUSBAND #my blorbo #fanart #thorbruce art #is that a tag?#it is now!#i am single handed mul holding up this community along with my main blog #clarkkentsmalewife

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clarkkentsmalewife · 5 days ago

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