moyo, they/him, lesbian,17i have a deep understanding and love for thor odinson ALSO clark kent and bruce wayne are in lesbian love frfr !!
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baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe
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get this blond bitch away from me
(in my head he keeps that hammer on his hip like a lesbian and their favorite carabiner)
#could have been good at math#but noooo#i just had to be obsessed with this little freak#thor odinson#thor#my blorbo#he needs glasses shut the fuck up
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he is five apples tall and was sketched/underpainted in orange highlighter
#i open my palms and this is all i have#no money just thor#he is in my wallet and my brain#thor odinson#thor
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hehehe
#he smells like battery acid and coffee btw#bruce banner#like me bruce banner is the type of autistic person who can only wear one brand of shoes for long periods of time#like i can put on a nice shoe for prom but damn if i have to wear something that isn't converse for longer than an hour???
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dinluke forehead kiss i think
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something something grey eyes and glorious purposes
#they're siblings your honor#thor#loki#hela#thor odinson#my blorbo#he literally won't leave me aloneeee#brodinsons
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type of person to wear loved ones shirts and be shocked when they stretch it out
actively avoiding eye contact with bruce in the first one
anatomy here is bad LEAVE ME ALONE
#he's like a great periniese who thinks he's the size of a hamster#like what do you mean you need to know if he's gonna sit in ur lap?? he's itty bitty???#loki is SICK of his civilian clothes being stolen and coming back one and a half sizes bigger#thor doesn't know it yet but he's a butch lesbian#why?? oh cuase i said so#thor odinson#thor#my blorbo#implied thorbruce#should i tag it?
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don't you worry kittens
i'll be back to spam posting thorbruce soon
not one person was worried cause i've been very consistent about them for 6 years i love them marvel please release them from gay jail
#me and my main are holding up thorbruce city with our bare hands#my bare hands#i just love them a lot#anyway college semester just started and my family is... my family so i'll be back at it soon#kind of crazy that i've been obsessed with them since i was 12#okay i have to go to class now bye
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the comic nerd within me has awoken
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girl bosses that little boys claim are mary sues just cause they can't get any puss GET BEHIND ME
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his autism gives him the power to not betray any actual emotion while being so pissed off that superman fears he's going to blow gl's head off telepathically
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I never feel more 'are ya winnin', son???' than when I need to do literally anything on instagram other than post photos, so if you'd like to see my sad attempt at a probably already played-out meme, the reel version of this is over there. XD But I liked the snoot view of Krypto, so here we go!
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Happy Superman trailer day!!!!! July can’t arrive fast enough
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superman superman superman superman superman superman
clark my baby
we are SO back
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