clarkkentsmalewife

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the comic nerd within me has awoken

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girl bosses that little boys claim are mary sues just cause they can't get any puss GET BEHIND ME

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his autism gives him the power to not betray any actual emotion while being so pissed off that superman fears he's going to blow gl's head off telepathically

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I never feel more 'are ya winnin', son???' than when I need to do literally anything on instagram other than post photos, so if you'd like to see my sad attempt at a probably already played-out meme, the reel version of this is over there. XD But I liked the snoot view of Krypto, so here we go!

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Happy Superman trailer day!!!!! July can’t arrive fast enough

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superman superman superman superman superman superman

clark my baby

we are SO back

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remembering the fan child i made for thor before tlat came out... i miss them

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hard times but i take it litterally

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someone compel me to make the superbat art that's in my brain

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diversity win: Witches Love Witches

plus twenty popularity points

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when i click the thorbruce tag it's just me over and over again in the recents

and i think that just about sums me up as a person

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he is two seconds and a forehead smooch away from purring

reference: melon soup

the meow meow

baby girls should this be my pfp or should it stay clark to fit the name?

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quickly colored version of blorbo (thor) and his husband (banister)

i like to take comics and movies and smash their faces together in the most insane make out session creating these cluster fucks of designs that i then apply head cannons to in order to make the worst polycule known to man

tumblr eats quality so click to see my garbage in HD

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i really hate drawing thors beard so much, and like i said i like to design characters using a conglomeration of things i've seen read and made up,, so you probably will not see his beard too much in the future sorry (no im not)

uh bruce is bruce so there he is without glasses lmk if y'all want my head cannons for the babies (grown super heroes who have and will kill again) im probably gonna post my thor body drawing with the lightning scars at some point

also had someone in my dms pissed i called thor bruce's wife, they are now blocked becuase i will not be silenced

hate to say it but thors nonbinary and any and all relationships he's been in are gay he is bruce's wife, husband, and pet alien, sorry!

(please ask me to elaborate about gender queer thor)

also i firmly believe that we as a society don't utilize bruce as feral and obsessive soft top so i will almost always make him look like he's sick of how much he loves thor

GOOD NIGHT!

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bruce bed head banner and the goofy goober (god) he calls his wife

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babies (shell shocked and grieving)