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what i would give to have taylor swift cover labour by paris paloma

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funnily enough, i got into maze runner by doing the exact opposite

one time i got catfished into reading a newt scamander fic because i thought it would be a newt from maze runner fic

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Newt on oyster mushrooms

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i’ve never been so happy to see such an infinitesimal amount of fanfiction for a piece of media

adolescence on netflix i’m looking at you 👀

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me learning how to make custards and meringues in my culinary program while my rights are on the line

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i am feeling alex claremont-diaz levels of stress with the election ngl

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i entered “the gun” in thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com and it showed “oh yes oh yes oh yes they both” HAHSHAHAHSHHKFSAGGS

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For all the fans of Fourth Wing and GOT/ASOIAF/HOTD:

“A dragon without its rider is a tragedy. A rider without their dragon is dead.”

translates in high valyrian to:

Zaldrīzes kipti jāhon mijiot mundāzma issa. Kiptys zaldrīzī pōja mijiot morghe issa.

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someone cast tom glynn-carney in a comedy asap. aegon is so fuckin funny for no reason. stop making me like him istg. /lh

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FANTASY HIGH | DIMENSION 20

character aesthetics

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me after listen to ttpd: ta

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don’t mind me over here i’m just sobbing over “the prophecy” being very percy jackson coded thank you

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OMFG THE BLACK DOG IS SO SAD!WOLFSTAR CODED AHHHHH

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“no, i’m not but you should have seen your faces”

taylor, with all due respect, your an asshole for that /pos

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“Great, we’re all bloody inspired.” translates to “Kara, anogrōñe kustitta iksi.” in high valyrian, people.

thank my adhd ass @ 2am.

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as soon as i saw this bitch i went “yep. that is nico di angelo’s father of i’ve ever seen it.” a queer emo twink: like father, like son.